McGee-
Oh my father is the most arrogant person in the world! I can not stand him, McGee! I can not! He called me into his office today to talk to me about my relationship with NCIS. I told him I had a strictly professional relationship, and then he tells me that he has been spying on me again? He showed pictures of Tony and I together eating dinner in a restaurant and then walking out a movie theater. We are friends McGee, but papa will not believe that! Tony is part of the reason that he asked Vance for my position at NCIS to be terminated. He thought that I was getting married to Tony. He would not even listen to me when I tried to calmly explain to him what was really going on, but of course, papa does not listen. He is arranging a marriage for me, McGee, you must go and get Gibbs to convince Vance to let me come home. I can not and will not marry this man. If you do not hear from me for a while, it is probably because I am either hiding from my father and the person that he has arranged me to marry or I am dead. Since this may be my last email, I will tell you that what my partner and I did that night did not require clothes, but it did require a bed. So yes, when you assumed, you assumed right. Do not hate me, McGee. Know that I miss you all.
-Ziva