Alright. I'm back. This is the new addition to the fanfic. Like I said, I don't care about the timeline of who defected and who died. And any pairings will be my opinion, now yours. So, enjoy or DIE. Hehe I'm a good boy.
If I owned Naruto, Jiraiya would get more ass.
Chapter Two
Fighting a Swordsman of the Mist
Will was out training one day. He kicked his leg fast enough to cut down a tree, after a time delay. Kisame was walking up the hill. "Hey." Will said. Suddenly, he ducked when the sword came flying in his direction. Will pushed off with his hands and stood on the sword. Suddenly, he jumped off when spikes came out of the handle. Will did several signs. "Fire Style: Fire Strangle Jutsu." Will said, as he breathed out and a rope of fire wrapped itself around Kisame and squeezed him. "Water Style: Water Shark Jutsu." He yelled, and a shark made of water came out of a little puddle and hit Will, and extinguished the fire rope around Kisame. Kisame grabbed his sword, but couldn't find Will. "Water Style: Water Typhoon Jutsu." Kisame said, as water rose and formed a tornado and demolished the forest. "Ice Style: Hail Jutsu." Large chunks of ice flew through the tornado, freezing it. Will came out of a tree and kicked the frozen water, shattering it and sending ice shards and chunks flying at Kisame, who took care of them with his sword. Will jumped off the sword and landed a kick on Kisame's chin. Kisame then grabbed Will's ankle and slammed him into the ground. POOF. It was a shadow clone, and the real Will kicked Kisame across the head, sending him into a tree. Will did several signs. "Fire Style: Dragon Fire Jutsu." Will then exhaled, sending fire toward Kisame, who disappeared in a splash. Will watched cautiously.
His eyes narrowed. "THERE." He yelled, spinning around and sending a punch into Kisame's chest. Kisame hit his knees, gasping for air. Water formed around Will's hand, which then froze into a broad, single-bladed katar. He drew back, but was stopped by a hand. He looked back to see Itachi. "That's enough." He said. Will let go of Kisame. "You're in." Itachi said, giving Will a ring. "Left little finger." Itachi said. Will put it on. "Now, your robes are in your room." Itachi said, and disappeared. Will looked down at Kisame. "This was a test? Well damn." Will said. He helped Kisame get back into the lair. As Will entered his room, he noticed the Akatsuki uniform. It was a simple, high collar style. Will slipped it on. "Perfect fit, un?" Will heard. He turned to see Deidara leaning against the door stop. "It looks awesome." Will said. "Well, congrats, little shit. You're in." Hidan said, as he walked around the corner. "Woohoo. Katsu." Deidara said, making a little bird explode in the room. Sasori walked around the corner and slapped Deidara on the head. "You are to report to Pein. You and Konan have a mission." Sasori said. Will nodded, and walked toward Pein's room. He walked in, and saw Konan and Pein. "Mission. This is very important. You must get a reputation. Go to the Hidden Leaf Village and cause trouble." Pein said. "That's it?" Will asked. "Kill whomever you can." He said. "Sweet." Konan said. "What kinda group is this?" Will asked. "Just go." Pein said. The two set off for the village. "I thought we were trying to establish peace." Will said. "Yeah, but in a different way." Konan said.
"You see, these demons are necessary for this. The last demon, the Nine-Tailed Fox, is in the Leaf Village. We much check up on him." Konan said. "Ooook." Will said. Konan stopped him. "Alright. I'll come out and say it. We are all Class S-Rank criminals." Konan said. Will's jaw dropped. "Well shit." Will said. "Come on. Let's go." Konan said. As they sprinted off toward the village. As they approached, they slipped past the guards. "What first?" Will asked quietly. "We check on the brat." She said. They streaked to a little field where three kids and an older guy were practicing. They hid in the bushes. "AWWW. COME ON KAKASHI-SENSEI. THIS IS BULL." The blonde kid yelled. The pink-haired girl punched him in the head. "Thank you Sakura." The older man, Kakashi, said. "Naruto is way too annoying today." The black-haired kid said. Naruto stood up, and yelling more. "SHUT UP SASUKE." Naruto yelled. "That Sasuke looks a lot like Itachi." Will whispered. "That's because they're brothers." Konan said. "I knew it." Will said. The ninja's were doing some training. Kakashi was looking at the bush. "I don't like that look." Konan said. Suddenly, two kunais flew at them. The two separated. Konan stayed in the trees, while Will had nowhere to hide. He stood in the open. "AN AKATSUKI." Naruto yelled. Will squinted. "Are those whiskers?" He asked. "THEY'RE SCARS." Naruto yelled.
"Ahh. You're the Nine-Tailed brat." Will said. "THAT'S IT." Naruto yelled, and crossed his fingers. "SHADOW CLONE JUTSU." He yelled. Several of him appeared. "Must you yell at everything, dumbass?" Will asked. "Naruto. Remember, he's an Akatsuki." Kakashi said. "Akatsuki Shmastuki. I'm gonna take him down." Naruto said. The shadow clones jumped Will. Sudenly, they were impaled with spikes of earth. They disappeared in a poof. Suddenly, Sasuke came up and tried to kick him. Will caught it. "What's your problem?" Will asked. "You are associated with my brother. I will kill him. But first, I will have to settle with you." Sasuke said. "Wow. Got a little emo here." Will said, throwing Sasuke into Sakura. Naruto suddenly charged forward. "RASENGAN." He yelled. Will's eyes got big. Suddenly, Will grabbed the ball of water chakra. Everyone gasped. Will smiled evilly, and squeezed till the ball exploded. Naruto was in shock. "Ice Style: Hailstorm." Will said, after a one-handed sign. The water in the Rasengan froze and rained down, striking Naruto. Naruto fell down. "CHIDORI." Will heard. He turned to be struck with a hand of lightning. Will gasped, and was send into a tree. Sasuke smiled. "Good work." Kakashi said. Suddenly, Will stood up. "You're pissed me off." Will said. He grinned evilly, his teeth long and shark. He did a handsign. "STOP." Konan yelled. "What?" Will asked. "Kakashi has a Sharingan eye, and is coping this." Konan yelled. "Shit." Will said, but didn't care.
Sakura's eyes got big. His hand was covered in lighting. "LIGHTNING STYLE: HAMMER OF THE GODS." Will yelled, dashing forward into the middle of the group. He smiled, and punched the ground. Lighting struck and launched everyone backward. They hit the ground, smoking. Will laughed. Konan dropped down. "Impressive." She said. Suddenly, a scream. They turned to see a dark-haired girl freaking out. "Shit. A Hyuga." Konan said, and they ran pasted her, trying to get out of the town. Suddenly, they were halted by a big-breasted blonde woman. "Wow. Where did the Milk Woman come from?" Will asked. "I am Tsunade, the fifth Hokage of the Leaf Village. You will not leave." She said. "Isn't having criminals in your town bad?" Will asked. Tsunade was shaking. She rushed forward, and flicked his head. Will was sent back into a wall. "OUCH. That bitch has some muscle." Will said. Konan grabbed Will and they ran past the walls, being chased by ANBU. "HALT." They yelled, as a wall of fire appeared infront of them. Will turned, red in his eyes. "ICE STYLE: ICE PIT." He yelled. A huge pit appeared under them, resulting in them falling. What was waiting for them at the bottom were ice spikes. Screams of pain radiated through the air. "Let's go." Konan said. They ran back to the lair.
"So?" Pein asked. "That kid is fucking good." Konan said. "What?" Pein asked. "He took down Kakashi and three ANBU." She said. Pein nodded. "You will be handy then." He said. "Oh, Itachi?" Will asked. "What?" he asked. "Sasuke sends his love." Will said. Itachi growled and walked off. Will smiled. "Come on, you little shit. Kisame made dinner." Hidan said. They sat down and had a meal of rice and fish. "Where's Deidara?" Will asked. "Taking a shower. Probably singing like usual." Kisame said. "Alright. I'm gonna turn in. I'm tired." Will said. He walked to his room, but was interrupted by a chorus of "DONTCHA WISH YOU GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?" coming from the bathroom. Will hit the ground in fits of laughter.
That's right. Deidara likes that song. Meanwhile, there's more adventures in store for our anti-hero Will. Please read and rate. That is all.
Stinger peacing outta here.
Black Zetsu: "SO LONG MUTHAFUCKA."
Sting: "ZETSU. How did you get in here?"