The new chapter is HERE. In the last chapter, Will took out more of Konoha. What will happen? Maybe nothing. But, who knows in the lair of the Akatsuki that could very well be the best place for a sitcom.
If I owned Naruto, then Haku wouldn't look so much like a freaking girl.
Chapter 4
An Important Mission
Will snuck out of the bathroom very quietly. He had put flour in Deidara's hairdryer. As Will got downstairs for some breakfast, he heard a dryer kick on, a POOF, then a scream. Will laughed. Kisame gave him a high-five. Will got himself an omelet. A knock. "What the fuck?" Will asked. He answered the door. There stood a short, very hot brunette. "H..H..H..Hiiiiiiyabusa…I mean…" Will tried to say. "DAMN LOOK AT THAT PIECE O' ASS," Zetsu said. "Can I help you?" Will asked. "Yes. I'm looking for Hidan." She said. 'Great. He's gonna sacrifice her? She's steaming hot.' Will was thinking. "I said, where's Hidan, you horsed assed dipshit?" She asked. 'Yep, she's definitely getting sacrificed. Hopefully I can help.' Will thought to himself. "Right this way, miss." Will said, and took her to Hidan's room. He knocked. "YO HIDAN. YOU GOT COMPANY." Will yelled. The door opened, and Hidan had on just pants. "Hello, Clearese." Hidan said. "You two have fun. Will said, winking. Hidan smiled, brought her in his room, and shut the door. Will started eating his omelet, when he heard a slashing and a blood-curdling scream. "YOU DESERVED IT, BITCH." Kisame yelled.
Will high-fived him. "Woohoo. Man power." Kisame said. Konan came up behind Kisame and Will and smacked the back of their heads. "Ouch. What the fuck was that for?" Will asked. "You and your chauvinistic ways." She said. "I don't even know what the fuck that means." Kisame said. "Is it a type of sandwich? Cause I could use one." Will said, and earned himself another slap on the head. "You. Me. Mission now." Konan said. "What? We just got back from out last one. And I'm already S-Class." Will said. "No. They dropped u back down to A this morning." Konan said. "Fuck you Good Morning Konoha." (HAHAHA it's like Good Morning America only Konoha…get it??...no?...up yours then.) Will said, finishing his omelet. "Where are we going?" Will asked. "Suna." She said. "Gah. That place is hotter then hell, and I get sand in my ass." Will said. "Shut up and fucking step it up. We don't have all day." Konan said loudly. "Sounds like someone has sand in her…"SMACK Kisame got whacked in the back of the head. "HEY. I was gonna say sandal." Kisame defended himself.
A while later, Will and Konan found themselves in Suna. "What's here?" Will asked. "One way to get you back up to S-rank." Konan said. "Mkay…how? Make it into one big glass city?" Will asked. "Kill the Kazekage." She said. "Wow. Be blunt, why don't you?" Will said, sarcastically. "There's no way you're gonna get to him." A voice said. They turned to see a tall, shapely blonde girl. Will was awed. "HYABUSA." Will said. Konan looked at him like he lost his damn mind. "Did you just say Hyabusa?" She asked. "Don't ask." He said, and walked up to her. "What's your name?" he asked. "Temari." "Call me Will. You're hair is cute." He said. "Um…Thanks." She said. Konan was about to bust a blood vein in her head. "So, what does you bro look like?" He asked. Temari smiled. "He looks like…THIS." She yelled, and smacked the metal side of her huge fan over his head. Will swayed. "MUFFINS." He said, and hit the ground. He shook it off, and got up.
"Sand bitch." He said. Then, he started laughing. "What?" Temari asked. "Sand bitch. Sandwich. HAHHAA." Will laughed, and got a smack on the head from Konan. "Woman, I am getting very tired of this." He said. "What you going to do about it?" Konan asked, and smacked him again. "AHHH." Will yelled in anger, and a house right behind Temari shattered into pieces. Everyone stood in awe. "How did you do that?" Konan asked. "If I knew, I'd FUCKING DO IT AGAIN." Will yelled. "SAND SCYTHE JUTSU." Temari yelled, swinging her fan. A tornado hit the two. Konan fell on the sand, and Will smacked a tree. He slid down. "The one tree within a hundred miles, AND I FUCKING HIT IT." Will yelled. Konan tried to attack Temari, but she kept deflecting her attacks with her fan. Will ran at her and jumped on her fan, and spun around to land behind her. He got ready to hit her, then he stopped. "Why did you stop?" Konan asked. "I can't hit a lady." Will said. The two girls sweatdropped. "SHE'S HARDLY A LADY TO BEGIN WITH." Konan yelled. "Easy, bitch." Temari said back. "Who you calling bitch, bitch?" Konan asked. They did that so long they didn't notice Will sneaking out of there to find the Kazekage.
Will snuck through the town. First, because he was in an Akatsuki outfit, and second, it was black and very hot. He rounded the corner and nearly hit a short, redheaded kid. "Sorry kid." Will said. "Who you calling kid?" the kid had a very deep and menacing voice. He was also lugging around a very big gourd. "What you got in there? Toys?" Will asked. The top came off and sand some out. "Ohhh. Portable sand box. I get it." Will said. "I am Gaara of the Desert. Kazakage of Suna." He said. Will stood in awe for a few seconds. "You're the Kazekage? Serious?" Will asked. He looked and saw the symbol on Gaara's head. "Self-loving…oh shit." Will said. Suddenly, a huge sand hand grabbed Will and pulled him under the ground. Suddenly, the ground started to turn to glass. Gaara jumped out of the way, and Will busted through the glass and got onto the ground. WHAM A fan hit Will in the head. "Lobster bisc." Will said, and hit the ground. Konan stumbled up. "Watch it Will. Temari's…" She surveyed the situation. Temari with her fan straight out, Gaara with his arms crossed, and Will with a huge lump on his head, face down in the sand. Suddenly, a guy with facepaint and a black cloak with a huge wrapped thing on his back walks up. "What's going on here?" he asked. "If you spent more time watching and not necking with Tenten, you would of noticed that we were under attack by AKATSUKI, KANKURO." Temari yelled. "What she said." Gaara said.
They turned back, and saw Konan and Will gone. "WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?" Temari asked. "You scared them off." Gaara said. Kankuro laughed. Just outside the city, Konan was trying to revive a semi-conscious, and drooling, Will. "Come on Will. Wake up. Please." She said, slapping his face softly. She poured water on his face and he shook it around a little bit. "What happened?" He asked. "You got knocked on the head by that pineapple-headed bitch." Konan said. "She did have nice legs, though." Will said. "Well, you're back to normal. I guess we better head back." She said. "Wait." Will said. "What?" Konan asked. Will got up. "I have a score to settle with Gaala." Will said. "Gaara." Konan correct him. "Shut up. I got hit on the head, remember?"
Will walked back into Suna. Gaara was waiting for him. "Round two?" Will asked. Gaara said nothing. Will got in a ready stance. Suddenly, a sand whirlpool appeared under Will. He jumped in the air to avoid it. He turned his arm, and blocked the hit from Temari's fan. "Ha. Caught it this time, bitch." He yelled, kicking her down into the sand whirlpool. Gaara had to stop it, and Will appeared right behind him. Will knocked him in the head, and Gaara hit the ground, out cold. "Wow. That's it?" Will asked. Gaara turned to sand. "Oh crap." Will said, and jumped backwards as a sand spike barely missed him. He kicked Gaara in the face, cracking his armor. Will hit him a few more times, finally chipping away his sand. "WILL." A loud yell stopped him. He turned and saw Itachi. "We have bigger fish to fry. Let's go." He said. Will sighed. Alright." He said. Suddenly, CLANG. Will got hit with the fan. Will turned to Temari. "YOU DO THAT AGAIN AND I'M GONNA RAPE YOU WITH THAT…UNLESS YOU ALREADY HAVE." Will yelled. Gaara started to puke in the corner, and Temari fainted.
They rushed out of Suna. "What's wrong?" Will asked Kisame. "Sasori's been killed." He said. "WHAT?" Will asked. "I know. So, Zetsu and the supposed new guy are looking for his remains. Deidara lost an arm, but he's getting it sewed back on." He said. Will started to feel concerned. "We have to get back to the lair. I heard there's gonna be a new match up." Kisame said. "Probably match the new guy with Deidara." Konan said. As they ran back to the lair, it was silent. They walked in, and saw the back of the new guy. "Hmm." Will said. Suddenly, he turned around. "HIIII." "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Will yelled.
HAHA CLIFF HANGER. Try and guess who it is. And if you get it right…whoopdy shit. So, until next time, may Sasori rest in peace.
Stinger peacing himself out.
Zetsu: NUMNUMNUM "Sasori tastes different."
Sting: "Awww man. Not here."