4I'm back. In the last chapter, ol' Sasori died. Poor guy. Neway, his replacement is now here. Hehe.
If I owned Naruto, there would be more than one girl in the Akatsuki.
Chapter 5
The New Guy and A Sneaking Mission
The strange man with an orange swirl mask was waving. Everyone sweatdropped. "I'm Tobi." He said. "Wow…amazing." Will said, sarcastically. "I don't know you…Tobi wants to know." Tobi said. Will's left eye started twitching. "Call me Will." He said, stupefied that the masked idiot just referred to himself in third person. A man came out of the shadows. He had orange hair in a mess and piercings. "Who are you?" Will asked. Hidan nudged him. "Pein, dipshit." He said. "Shut up, fucktard. I never saw him without his shadow." Will said. "Will. I gotta mission for you." Pein said, walking away. Will followed. Tobi waved. "Tobi is a good boy." He said. "If you are, how did you get in the Akatsuki, dipshit?" Will said under his breath. "Here." Pein said, throwing Will a headband with a symbol of the Sand village. "What's this for?" he asked. "You're going undercover." Pein said. "SWEET." Will said. "You will go into Konoha. Find out anything from the Hokage about if there are any more tailed demons." He said. "Will do." Will said. He ran off to his room to change. He took off his Akatsuki robes, reminding himself to get them washed after that whole Sand Village incident.
An hour later he was running toward Konoha. His headband on his upper right arm and sporting a pair of black pants with a green tank top. He arrived to Konoha. Will made sure his hair was different, more up and wild. He preferred to have it down only when he was working in the Akatsuki, giving him a mysterious look. "Who are you?" the guard asked. However, on his long run there, he failed to come up with an alias. "Will…iam. William. Of the Sand Village. Here on a routine check up, seeing if the Hokage needs any help with anything. It's a new thing Suna is coming up with, sending people like me around to up the connection between villages." Will said. "Ahh. Brilliant. I will have a tourguide here in no time." He said. He wrote a letter, wrapped it around a kunai, and chucked it at the tower. A hand snaked out and grabbed it. Not even a minute later, a pink-haired girl was walking to the gate. "Hello there." Will said, smiling. Sakura gave him one look over and smiled. "Hello there to you too. I'm Sakura Haruno, your guide." She said. "Sweet. Show me the sights, Sakura." He said.
As they rounded the corner of the ramen shop, a blonde kid in orange jumped out. "I KNOW YOU. YOU'RE THAT AKATSUKI." He yelled. Sakura punched him in the head. "Dumbass. His name is Will, but he's from the Sand village. He's helping Konoha." She said. Naruto rubbed his head. "I'll be watching you." He said. "It's not hard to spot you. Let alone hear you." Will said. Naruto got mad. "That's it." He yelled, and punched at Will. Will ducked and hit three spots on his stomach. Naruto froze, then a loud growling. "BATHRROOOOOOM." He yelled, sprinting down the street. Sakura laughed. "You'll have to teach me that." She said. "Oh, trust me. I'm full of techniques." Will said. Sakura blushed slightly. A tap on the shoulder made Sakura scream and about jump to the moon. She turned and saw Sasuke. "Oh…hi." She said. Sasuke was sporting a bandaged hand. Will smiled, remembering. "Does our friend here know about the ambush on Suna?" he asked. Sakura looked at Will. "I was in the Hidden Mist Village at the time. The bridge was damaged by a drunk boater." Will said. Sasuke narrowed his eyes, and walked away. "First, the Hokage's tower." Sakura said.
They arrived at the tower. Sakura and Will walked in and sat down. "New thing eh? I never heard of this." Tsunade said. "We're experimenting. So far, it's not what we wanted, but it's given us some progress." Will said. She turned and looked at him. "What was your name again?" She asked. "William Sato." He said. "Mmmhmm." She said. "Sakura." Tsunade said. "Yes, sama?" Sakura replied. "The Inuzuka clan said they had an open room, right?" Tsunade asked. "I believe so." Sakura said. Tsunade nodded. "Then, that will be where he stays." She said. "Thanks, Hokage." Will said. Sakura took him to the Inuzuka's house. She knocked. Mrs. Inuzuka answered. "The Hokage wonders if you have a spare bed to lend to this young man as long as he's in Konoha. He's from the Sand Village and is helping the villages with connections." Sakura said. She smiled. "With pleasure. Right this way." She said. They walked through the house. They reached a room that had kennels lining the place for hurt dogs. Right as Will walked in, they stopped barking. They stood up and growled at him. Some cowered in corners. "Wow. You have an adverse effect on dogs." Mrs. Inuzuka said. "I'm sorry." Will said.
The next room, someone was bandaging up a dog's broken leg. "Hana. We have a guest." Mrs. Inuzuka said. The lady turned and looked at Will, smiling. Will's jaw dropped. "Helllooo there." Will said, slithering up next to Hana. "What's wrong here?" He asked. "Poor thing broke it's leg." She said. "Hm. Compound. Lost quite a bit of blood." He said. "How could you tell?" She asked. "The way you're splinting and bandaging it. Plus, the dog's practically stoned." Will said. Hana laughed. "You're funny. What's your name?" She asked. "Will. Nice to meet you." He said. She kissed him on both cheeks. "As with you, Will." She said, going back to the dog. He blushed a little. "ANYWAY." Sakura said loudly. Will jumped, and followed. They found a room. It was fairly normal, except for the repulsive puke green bone wallpaper. Will threw down his bags. "Thanks." Will said. As they walked back out, a kid was walking in. "Hey Sakura." He said. "Hey Kiba." Sakura said. "Sup." Kiba said. Will nodded. "Sup." Will said, and they went their separate ways.
As the day drew to a close, Will was getting bored, but not tired at all. He eventually found himself at the bar, just sitting there. A blonde girl walked in, and locked eyes with him. She smiled, and walked up to him. "Hello. I'm Ino." She said. "Will." He said. A very bored teenager tagged along. "Shikamaru." He said. "He thinks everything is troublesome and he's too lazy to do anything." She said. "I'm not too lazy for this." He said, lifting up his middle finger. Will laughed. Ino stomped off. "Women. Too troublesome." He said. "Here here." Will said. Shikamaru sat by him. "So, Will. How's life?" he asked. "It's just life. That's it." Will said. Shikamaru nodded. "That is very true." He said. "Somedays you're the bug, somedays you're the window." Will said. Shikamaru smiled. "True that." He said. There were a few moments of silence. "Wanna go pranking?" Will asked, feeling bored since Deidara wasn't there to prank with him. Shikamaru smiled. "Sure. First, Ino's place." He said. They ran out of the bar and found Ino's place. They snuck into the house. "Ok. She's gone.' Shikamaru said. They took Ino's bed and made it so it was stuck to the ceiling. They then glued the drawers shut on her dresser, then nailed her closet door shut. They jumped out of the house and ran, with a big smile.
A little while later, a scream filled the night. "Mission accomplished." Shikamaru said, high-fiving will. "You're cool, Shika." Will said. "Thanks. You too, Will." He said. Then, Shikamaru noticed something. "You got a knot on your head." He said. Will rubbed it. It was from Temari. "Yeah. This girl I know clubs me over the head for no reason." He said. Shikamaru laughed. "Sounds like a typical women." Shikamaru said. "Mmhmm. However, I have the feeling that you have one, Shika." Will said. "Yeah. You would know her. Temari." Shikamaru said. Will's face went white. Shikamaru noticed this. "What?" he asked. "Oh…nothing." Will said. "I'm gonna go to bed." Shikamaru said. "I agree." Will said, and they went their separate ways. Will came in the Inuzuka house quietly, and got into bed. He forgot about the open window, so he got up to shut it. As he was about ready to, he saw something flying towards him. It was a paper bird. It landed, and turned into paper.
"Dear Will: How your mission is doing good. Pein wants an update. Just write on back and it will take care of the rest. Konan." Will read in head mind. He flipped the paper and wrote. "Getting a lot of respect from everyone. I have a meeting with the Hokage in the morning." Will picked up the pencil. The paper flipped into a bird and flew off. Will smiled, and shut the window. Right as he got snuggled into bed, he sighed. "I hope no one got into my bag. I have my suit in there." Will said quietly. He yawned, and rolled over. The last thing he heard was a loud shout from outside. "AM I GONNA SPEND MY WHOLE LIFE ON THE POOOOOOOOOT?" Will smiled, and drifted off to sleep.
If you don't get the joke, in the second episode Naruto drank the expired milk, and had horrible stomach problems. Anyway, I know there isn't as much humor in this one, but it will come.
Sting peacing out.
Zetsu: "I miss him. TOBI IS BEING ANNOYING."