Alright. Chapter 6 of my story is here. Oddly enough, my last story had horrible hits, but this one is just rocking. Maybe I need to make more Akatsuki stories. Anyway, on to the nice story.

If I owned Naruto, Hinata wouldn't wear that coat…hehe. So I don't.

Chapter 6

Back to the Lair

Will hasn't slept this well for a long time. Usually there was screaming or something going on at the Akatsuki compound to keep him on alert. Will was sprawled out, his mouth slightly open and a puddle of drool where his mouth was. He was sleeping very heavily. In another room, Mrs. Inuzuka was making breakfast. "Kiba. Wanna wake up the guest for breakfast?" he asked. Kiba nodded, and looked at Akamaru. Akamaru ran back to Will's room. He jumped on the bed, and licked his face. The teenager didn't budge. Akamaru growled, then barked. Nothing. Akamaru walked out the door, and back in with a much bigger dog. The dog got up very close to Will's face. "WOOOOOOF." The dog's bark echoed. Will shot straight up and stuck to the ceiling. "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?" Will asked obliviously. The two dogs looked at him and panted. "Oh. Morning." Will said, and got off the ceiling. He got dressed and arrived in the kitchen. "Morning." Mrs. Inuzuka said. "Morning." Will said sleepily. "Hey Will. Wanna tag along?" Kiba asked. "Sure." Will said, yawning. "Wake up, sleepy head." Hana said, messing up his hair. "Blahh." Will said.

Later on, Will finally woke up and followed Kiba. He was talking about his team. Will wasn't listening. They arrived at the training ground. Will gasped. It was the girl that caught him and Konan fighting Naruto. "Shino. Hinata. This is Will." Kiba said. Suddenly, Will turned and threw a kunai into a bush. "AHHHH." A scream. They walked over to the bush, and saw Naruto with a part in his hair. The kunai went right over his head. Hinata yelped, and helped up Naruto. "How did you know?" He asked. "You said you would be watching me." Will said. "Anyway, I'm here to warn you guys that you have to spar with Team Guy today." Naruto said. Team 8 moaned. "I hate that guy. 'BLOOSOM OF YOUTHFULNESSLESSMESS'." Kiba said. Everyone laughed. "Hark. I hear an excellent imitation." A voice said. Naruto booked it, and they turned. "HOWDY." Guy yelled. Everyone sweatdropped. "Eh. New guy. I'm Mighty Guy. This is my apprentice Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji." Guy said, pointing at the three. "Alright. Rock Lee is a goober just like Guy, Tenten probably doesn't get a lot of fighting time, and Neji is a dick." Will said. "Wow. That's it in a nutshell. You're impressive." Shino said.

"What did you call me?" Neji asked. "Not that good of hearing either." Will said. Everyone laughed, but Hinata. "What's wrong Hinata?" Will asked. "He's my cousin." She said. "I see." Will said. "BYAKUGAN." Neji yelled, and his eyes changed. "WHOA. DUDE. That's badass." Will said. Neji shot forward, and initiated his 8 trigrams attack. Will smiled. "64 PALM." Neji yelled. He struck over and over, striking their mark each time. Neji jumped back. Will looked ill, then…"BUURRRRP. Wow dude. Thanks. I've been trying to get that one out for a while." Will said. "Wow." Tenten said. Neji ran forward, and Will diffused into the ground and disappeared. "WHAT?" Neji yelled. Suddenly, Will came up from the ground behind Neji, quietly. "WATCH IT NEJI." Lee yelled. Will did a hand sign. "Water Style: Water Typhoon Jutsu." Will said. Suddenly, a puddle turned into a typhoon of water. Neji was caught in it, and thrown to the side. Will put up his hand, and grabbed Tenten's pole she was about to hit him with. "Bad idea." Will said.

Tenten gasped, and jumped back. Hinata had a very hard time remembering where she had saw Will before. Suddenly, it hit her. "HE'S AN AKATSUKI." She yelled. DEAD SILENCE. Will started to laugh. "AKATSUKI? You're crazy, Hinata. I'm no Akatsuki." He said. Akamaru sniffed him, and barked. "You do smell a little rank of Akatsuki." Kiba said. "That's because I had to fight one on the way here." Will said. WHAM. A kick from Neji connected with Will's head, sending him into a tree. "Good work, Neji." Guy said. Hinata covered her mouth with her hands. Suddenly, trees and earth flew everywhere. Will stood up, mad. Then, he smiled. "Wanna play that way? Fine." Will said. He then moved so quickly no one could of saw him. He was under Neji and kicked him into the air. Will did a hand sign. "Lightning Style: Rage of the Heavans." Will said. Suddenly, thunder crashed, and lightning danced among the sky. Then, a bolt struck Neji. Several times he was struck. He hit the ground, not moving. "YOU KILLED HIM." Tenten yelled. "No. He's been merely numbed for a long period of time." Will said.

That afternoon, Tsunade was in a meeting with Will. "So, Naruto the Nine-Tailed fox. Interesting." Will said. "Yeah I know." She said. She tipped up a glass, finishing off her drink. She then opened a cabinet. "WHAT? I'M OUT." She yelled. "Shizune walked in. "What?" Shizune asked. "I'm out of SAKE." Tsunade was getting irritable. "But you spent your last money on those dangos." Shizune said. "And Anko take them. Sloppy bitch." Tsunade said. Will reached into his pocket, pulled out a wallet, and flipped a 50 on the table. Tsunade's eyes got big. "What…" Tsunade tried to ask. "Hey. I'm trying to make more connections." Will said. "You little bastard. I think I love you now." Tsunade said. She grabbed the money. "Thanks." She said, handing Shizune the money. "Buy all the sake you can." She said. Shizune nodded, and took off. Not too much longer, Shizune walked in, with three big bags. "Come to momma." Tsunade said, grabbing one. Shizune restocked the minifridge, and left. Tsunade didn't waste any time, and started drinking from the bottle. She took her lips off the top with a slight popping sound. "Ahh. Just like mother's milk." She said. Will snorted. "Here, man. You deserve one." She said, sliding a full bottle at Will. "Will I get in trouble?" he asked. "Fuck no." She said. Will took off the top and took a drink. "WOOWWW." Will said. It burned slightly, but it was strong. "Thanks." Will said.

Several hours later, two drunk people were in the office. "So, Tshunade. Do you know where the osher demonsh could be?" Will asked, a slur in his voice. "Ohhhh yeah. I do. Here." She said, giving him a copy of a map with dots on it. "They are the demons, and which tail they are." Tsunade said. "Thanksh a bunch. Whoa. It's dark. I better get to bed before I pass out." Will said. Tsunade smiled. "Good choice." She said. Will walked out, winking at Shizune. He walked down the dark streets of Konoha, weaving in and out. He passed Hinata. "Hello, Hinata." Will said. "Hi Will." She said. "How are you?" he asked. "Alright." She said. 'Good. I'm good too. Hehe." Will said. Short silence. "Well, I gotta go. Bye." She said. "BYE BYE." Will said, and ran to the Inuzukas, hitting two trees and a wall along the way. He crawled into bed. A paper bird was there. "Will: status. Konan." Is all it said. Will flipped the paper. "Konan. Got map with all demons. What now?" He threw it and it turned into a bird and was flying away. Will crawled into bed,and fell asleep.

"WOOOOOF." The same dog barked him to sleep. This time, he had a slight ringing in his ears, and a pain in his head. "OUCH." Will yelled. He got up slowly, every noise magnified times a thousand. He saw a paper bird on the windowsill. Will grabbed it. "Destruction." Will smiled. "After the hangover." Will said. He went and got some breakfast. "Thanks." Will said, picking up his bags. "Leaving?" She asked. "Yeah. I better get back. I got an important message saying I need to leave." Will said. "It's cold out there." Kiba said. "Thanks." Will said. He had on a huge trench coat. He headed outside. Will was walking through the downtown part, when Naruto came around the corner. "YOU." He yelled. "What?" Will asked. "Leaving so soon?" Naruto asked. "Yeah. Important message." Will said. "Right. One more battle." Naruto said. Will smiled. Everyone was watching. Shikamaru, Hinata, and Neji was watching also. "Alright. I'm game." Will said, dropping his bags. Suddenly, Will's spiky hair fell down around his face. "What a minute…" Naruto said. Will undid his coat, and flung it off to the side. He had on his Akatsuki Uniform. "I KNEW IT." Naruto yelled. Everyone screamed. "DIE." Will yelled, doing hand signs. "FIRE STYLE: FIERY BALL JUTSU.' He yelled, fireballs flying everywhere. Will laughed hysterically. He grabbed his bag and was off.

He arrived at the Akatsuki compound. Konan opened the door, and glomped Will. "I missed you." She said. "Thanks." Will said. "WILLY." A voice rang out. "Oh my god. I forgot about Tobi." Will said. Tobi ran up. "Pein wants to see you." He said. "Thanks." Will said. He walked past him and went to Pein. Pein was at his desk. Will pulled out a piece of paper and threw it onto the table. Pein picked it up, and observed it. A smile creeped over his mouth. "Good job, Will. Your are doing very well." He said. "Thank you sir." Will said. "With this, those demons are as good as ours." Pein said, starting to laugh evily. Will joined in. The two laughs joined together and echoed throughout the compound. But, it was interrupted. "Tobi is a good boy." "ARRRRGH. I'M GONNA KILL YOU, TOBI." The familiar voice of Deidara rang out. KABOOOM. "AHHH RUN." Tobi yelled. The two in the office smacked their heads with their hands.

Haha. Alright. This chapter is done. Will finally made it back to the lair. What do you think will happen? I don't know either.

Stinger peacing out.

Zetsu: "WILL DOG'S HOME."

Tobi: "I'm a good boy."

Zetsu: "THAT'S IT. You're gonna be eatin'."