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Alright. Back to the story. In the last chapter, Will deceived everyone and attacked Konoha…AGAIN. What will everyone think? Probably hate him…haha. Oh, and I'm sorry about the lack of humor. I'll have more.

I don't own Naruto. If I did, there would be fewer monologues and more fighting.

Chapter 7

An Unfortunate Mission

CRASH. "DAMN IT TOBI." Deidara screamed. "AHHH. I'M A GOOD BOY." Tobi yelled, and ran through the house. Will was drinking a soda on the couch, and tripped Tobi. He flew into the wall, and Deidara grabbed him. "THAT WAS MY FAVORITE MUG." Deidara yelled. "You mean, this one?" Will asked, holding up a mug. "WHAT? But…" Deidara was shocked. "I made a fake one and told Tobi to break it, while I held the actual one." Will said. Deidara sweatdropped. "I've been punk'd. Grand." He said. "What's wrong man? You're not as funny since Tobi got here." Will said. "That's just it. Tobi is a fucking nuisance." Diedara said, kicking the trashcan. It flew across the room and landed perfectly over Kisame's head. "HEY. WHAT THE FUCK?" Kisame yelled and ran into a wall trying to get the trashcan off. Itachi came in and saw the scene, and actually snorted. "WILL. TOBI. REPORT TO MY OFFICE." A yell rang out. The two ran to Pein's office. "Yes sir." Will said. "By the way, good job on Konoha. Anyway, you two got a mission." Pein said. Will sighed, and dropped his head. "YAY." Tobi said. "You two are to go to the three-tailed demon and take care of him." Pein said. "AYE AYE." Tobi said, saluting. "Alright. Let's go, lollipop face." Will said.

Will and Tobi rushed the Village Hidden in the Mist. Will knew the demon was in the waters. They stopped on the water's edge. "Across here is the Mist Village." Will said. "Wow. Big water." Tobi said. Will held up a hand sign. "Water Style: Water Agitation." Will said. The water suddenly started to shake and bubble. A minute later, silence. A scream filled the air. Will got ready. The demon came up from the water. "HOWY SIT." Will yelled. The demon was blue and scaly, three tails swishing. A tail flew at the two. Will jumped, but Tobi stood there. "MOVE, IDIOT." Will yelled. The tail went straight through Tobi. "He's intangible." Will said. Will flipped through the air and landed on the demon's head. The demon started lashing everywhere. "I HELP." Tobi yelled, running at the demon. Will did a hand sign, and a broad, single bladed katar made of ice appeared on his wrist. He stabbed the demon's head. It screamed and flung him around. Will then noticed how fast the wound was healing. "Damn." Will said. Suddenly, Tobi appeared next to him. "WHOA. DON'T DO THAT." Will yelled. "Sorry, Will-sempai." Tobi said.

Will started to strategize. "Get off." He said. Him and Tobi jumped off. "HEY, YOU BIG SHIT. OVER HERE." Will screamed. The demon screamed, and flung hit tail. Will jumped, and the tail followed. Then, will changed directions and watched as the tail struck the demon in the face. "HAHAHA YOU DUMBASS. I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT. I THOUGHT DEMONS WERE SMARTER THAN THAT…wait…Naruto duh." Will said. The demon had already recovered and struck Will in midair with a tail. He hit the ground, leaving a crater. "Ow." He said. He got up slowly, trying his best to remember the signs. "Tobi. Distract him." Will said, and started a series of hand signs, saying them to himself. He went on for a few minutes. Tobi distracted him. "Tori Mi Ne Ushi Me Tora U I Inu Saru TORI." Will yelled, thrusting out the rooster sign. "DEMON CAPTURE JUTSU." Will yelled. Suddenly, the earth shook. Pillars came up through the ground and captured the demon. Tobi stood beside Will. "TATSU. DEMON SEAL." Will yelled, his hand in the sign of the dragon. In a flash, and pillars collapsed, finally sealing the demon.

Pein was observing the stature. Suddenly, a flash, and a shaking. A pillar was coming out of the ground. It had a Japanese three on it. "So they did it." Pein said. At the epicenter, Will was still standing there, Tobi jumped up and down. "YAY. Will-sempai did it." He said, and patted Will on the back. Suddenly, Will leaned forward, and landed flat on his face. "AHHH. WILL-SEMPAI." Tobi yelled, and grabbed him, running back to the lair. He busted in, Will over his shoulders. "Will beat demon. But he tired." Tobi said. Kisame grabbed the teenager and put Will back in his bed. "He'll sleep for a while. Just let him be." Itachi said, shutting the door. Will didn't wake till that night. He got up, a massive headache. "Ohhh. My fucking head." Will said, grabbing his head. He walked through the house slowly. Everyone was asleep, aside from the loud snoring coming from Itachi's room. He got to the kitchen, and grabbed a glass of milk. As he drank, he heard a swishing sound. "Who goes there?" Will asked. "It's only me." The voice of Pein rang out. Will went back to drinking his milk. "You're impressive, Will. You're mission was a success." Will set down his glass and made an "Ahhh" sound. "Thanks, Pein." Will said. "Now, I need you to go to another village, looking for the next demon. This time you're going with Hidan." He said. Will smiled. "This will be fun." Will said.

The next few days, Will recovered. Will was sorta dead for a while. He only got out of bed to use the bathroom or eat. Other than that, he would get dizzy and have to lie back down. Tobi tried to help by bringing him cookies or something. Deidara really made Will's day when he made a bowl of jell-o explode in Tobi's face. Will laughed hysterically at the sight of Tobi running around the house with green jell-o all over him. Konan read him a story one day, and got offended when he fell asleep. He got up and moved around, getting his energy back slowly. Itachi even tried to help him once. He made him a bowl of soup. Finally, Will was back and fighting fit.

One morning, Will and Hidan set off. They went to the Iwagakure, or the Hidden Stone Village. "We'll find the next demon there." Will said. They entered the town at night time, sneaking through it. "This next one is tough. He lived in the earth." Will said. The two took off their cloaks and tucked them away, trying to look like visitors. They carried their bags to the hotel. "One room." Will said. The lady smiled and handed them the key. They walked to the room, getting settled down. "So, do I have to leave you alone for a while?" Will asked. Hidan just nodded. "Alright. Remember, don't get it too bloody until we know that it's gonna be blown up." Will said, stepping outside. He walked around the town, seeing a line of smoke coming from the north. "Must be where the demon's at." Will said. An old beggar lady walked by. She looked at him, a red eye flashed. Will's eyes narrowed. "I don't like this." Will said. He made his way back to the hotel. Hidan was done. "Just don't go into the closet." He said. Will nodded. He got to sleep finally.

That next morning, the two dressed in trench coats. They walked outside. "The demon's north." Will said. Hidan nodded. Suddenly, the town started to gather. "What's going on?" Hidan had a hold of the handle of his scythe inside his coat. "I don't know." Will said. The towns people had red eyes. "Wait a minute." Hidan said. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Will asked. "The demon can take over people's bodies." Hidan said. "I was gonna say the same thing." Will said. They took off their trench coats. No need to hide." Will said. Suddenly, the whole town surrounded them. Ninja and all. "HOWEY SIT." Will yelled. Hidan just smiled. "More heathens to sacrifice." He said, clutching his necklace and praying. The earth shook as the massive demon emerged from the earth. Will just smiled big. He cracked his knuckles as more towns people arrived. The demon roared, and shook the ground. "Ready?" Hidan asked. "HAHA. I WAS BORN READY." Will yelled, as the two ran into the huge crowd.

Sweet. This one's done. Will and Hidan make a good team, I think. Oh, that Howey Sit thing? It's a big inside joke between me and my buddies, Jesse-of-the-Fire and December-Chylde. Next chapter coming soon.

Stinger peacing out.

Zetsu: "SPLIT SOME WIGS FO' ME."

Will: Slaps his head with his hand.