Alright. Chapter 8 is here. In this, I would like to thank December-Chylde, my bestest buddy, for helping with a few scenes in this. Anyway, this chapter will be a huge fight between the two and the demon. Get ready.
If I owned Naruto, I would be in Palm Springs with my NEW friends. (I don't own that quote either.)
Chapter 8
Howey Sit
"AHHHH." The two charged. Will warmed up a fire jutsu and torched several townspeople. Hidan was spinning scythe like a helicopter, laughing like a maniac. The people had morbid styles of weapons, such as pitchforks and machetes, and Will saw one person with a frying pan. Will spun-kicked someone, sending their head flying. "HEY HIDAN. 50 YARDS. BEAT THAT." Will yelled. Hidan smiled, and swiped someone's head off, sending it flying. "70 FEET. NEW RECORD. BEAT THAT." Hidan yelled back. Will and Hidan switched sides and continued fighting. "This will put me in good standings for a year." Hidan yelled, splitting a woman in half. Blood soaked the ground and the two Akatsuki's. Suddenly, "WILL." Hidan yelled. Will turned, and Hidan's head landed in his arms. It took a few seconds for it to sink in. "DEAR GOD." Will yelled. "What? Put my head back on my body." Hidan said. Will stuck it on. "IT'S BACKWARDS, FUCKTARD." Hidan yelled. Will laughed hard. He finally spun it around. "Thanks." Hidan said. "Watch this." Will said. He kicked someone in the air, and jumped, spunning around and kicking them. The body flew and knocked the demon in the head. "GOALLLLLLL." Hidan yelled. The demon roared in anger. "You're turn." Will said, kicking someone in the air. Hidan licked his finger and put it in the air. He nodded, jumped, and kicked. The body hit one of the demon's tails. "AND IT'S GOOOD." Will yelled.
The two got back to fighting the group. "This is getting horrible. I think we slaughtered three towns already." Will said. He then threw Hidan in the air. "TAKE A LOOK." Will said. Hidan looked around, then landed back on the ground. "The demon's actually taking the bodies out of the ground." Hidan said. Will sighed. "Alright. We break for the demon." Will said. "How?" Hidan asked. "We slaughter." Will said. Hidan smiled, and took off, slicing where he ran. Bodies flew everywhere. Will did a few signs. "Lightning style: Deadly Arc." Will said, and he ran, a bolt of lighting coming out of his hand. The two tore a path through the group. They finally broke through, and stared up at the demon. "Shall we?" Hidan asked. "Let's." Will said. The demon, however, didn't see them. "HEY. SHIT HEAD." Hidan yelled. "I got an idea." Will said.' What?" Hidan asked. Will grabbed a body and threw it at the demon. THUNK. The demon roared. "Now I think it's pissed." Hidan said. "Give me a boost." Will said. Hidan grabbed him and launched him into the air. He passed the demon's nose. He looked into the demon's eyes. Will felt light-headed. Then, Will shook his head. He got behind the demon's head. "HIDAN. THE DEMON CONTROL'S PEOPLE THROUGH ITS EYES." Will yelled.
"THEN TEAR THEN OUT, DUMBASS." Hidan yelled. Will sweatdropped. "THEN GET YOUR FAT ASS UP HERE WITH THAT SCYTHE." Will yelled. A few seconds later, Hidan flew through the air and flew down, slicing one of the demon's eyes. The demon screamed in pain. Will did signs, then held the sign of the rat. "Fire Style: FIREBALL JUTSU." Will yelled, and jumped infront of the demon, launching a fireball out of his mouth, burning the other eye. Will recovered and landed on the ground on his feet. Hidan landed beside him. Then a tail came out of nowhere and knocked the two into the mountain. "Ow." Will said. "I believe that is an understatement." Hidan said, as he pulled his partner out of the indent of the mountain in the shape of him. "Let's end this." Will said. He started doing handsigns. Suddenly, as if the demon knew what was happening, a tail came sailing down and smashed the ground where the two were. Hidan saved Will barely. "Thanks, dude." Will said. Hidan nodded. Will stood up slowly. The townspeople regained their consciousness and was running around screaming "AKATSUKI" or "DEMON". "Looks like we're gonna have to tenderize him first." Will said. "Tenderize?" Hidan asked. Will shook his head. "I honestly don't know where that came from." Will said.
"So tell me dude. Do you and Konan have something going?" Hidan asked. Will jumped back in shock. "What? Isn't this an odd thing to ask in this situation?" Will asked. Hidan shrugged. "Just wondering." Hidan asked. "Where are you getting at?" Will asked. "This demon just reminded me of her. Blue fur, and quite an attitude." Hidan said. Will then laughed. "Alright. You're good." Will said. "How did you and Tobi do this?" Hidan asked. "Mainly Tobi distracted him and I did the hand signs to HOWEY SIT." Will yelled. Suddenly, the eyes of the demon popped out. "AHH." Hidan yelled. Then, the empty sockets were replaced with new eyes. The two were in shock. "Oh…" Will said. "Shit." Hidan finished his sentence. The demon roared. Then, a red flash. "What the fuck?" Hidan asked. A tap on Will's shoulder shocked him. He turned, and saw an old man with a baseball bat, His eyes flashed red. "CRAZY TOWNSPEOPLE AGAIN." Will yelled, grabbing the bat and kicked the man back into the crowd. "What the fuck you gonna do with that?" Hidan asked. Will held up the bat. "Hell, I don't know. Might come in handy." Will said.
"We need to try and spar the townspeople, at least." Hidan said. Will looked at him. "Hidan. Did you get hypnotized? Or do I need to hit you over the damn head with a bat?" Will asked. Hidan shook. "Oh dear Jashin. I'm sorry." He said. He turned and sliced a woman in half. "Good boy." Will said. The demon roared. The townspeople all shifted their attention at the two. "Wait. The demon's using his roaring to guide these people. Then that means…" Will said. "We take care of the voicebox, and he can't control the people." Hidan said. Will through the bat in the air. The demon roared. Will jumped and kicked the bat. He sailed like a spear through the air, striking the back of the demon's throat. It let out a hoarse yell. "Nice kick." Hidan said. "Thanks. Now the people should be frozen for a while." He said. "I'm getting tired of this thing. I wanna just stab the bastard in the head." Hidan said. "And this is why we can't have nice things." Will said. Thw two ran at the demon. It tried to stop them by stomping them. Hidan sliced the bottom of the demon's paw. "What kinda animal would you think this is?" Will asked. "Like a…cat. Big fucking cat. With blue fur. Even more like Konan." Hidan said.
Will laughed at the dirty joke. The two jumped around the demon, confusing it. "HIDAN." WILL YELLED. "WHAT?" Hidan yelled back. "WILL YOUR BLOOD SEAL WORK ON THIS?" Will asked. "NO. IT'S FAR TOO POWERFUL FOR THAT." Hidan yelled. "DAMN." Will said, kicking the demon's eye. "LET'S SEE HOW YOU FIGHT WITH ONE FREAKING EYE." Will yelled. "TAKE CARE OF THE DEMON SEAL. I'VE GOT THE DEMON." Hidan yelled. "THANKS." Will yelled. He landed on the ground and started doing signs. "TORI." Will yelled after a few minutes, "DEMON CAPTURE JUSTU." Will yelled. Pillars surrounded the demon. Hidan did a gainer and landed beside Will. "TATSU." Will did the sign of the dragon. "DEMON SEAL." Will yelled. The pillars collapsed on the demon. The demon screamed as it got sealed. A pillar appeared in the room at the Akatsuki compound. Konan jumped up and down. "THEY DID IT." Konan yelled. Back at the battle grounds, Will was frozen in his stance. The townspeople were actually happy to see the two Akatsuki. Hidan waved his hand infront of Will's face. "Focus dude, focus." Hidan said. Will weaved, and fell backwards, only to be caught by two ANBU. "Shit." Hidan said. "We didn't see any Akatsuki today." The one ANBU said. Hidan smiled, and grabbed Will. "Thanks." Hidan said, and started the long haul back to the compound.
Will opened his eyes, and saw Konan looked at him, patting his head with a damp rag. "Did I get that demon?" Will asked. "Damn right you did." Hidan said from the corner. "I'm putting in for a damn transfer. You're way funner to fight beside then Kakuzu." He said. Will chuckled. "Thanks. Now, go take care of your ceremony." Will said. "Farewell." Hidan said, heading out. "You two did awesome." Konan said. "Thanks." Will said. He yawned. "I don't feel as bad as I did the first time." Will said. "Well, you just get your sleep." Konan said. "Thanks, imouto." He said, and fell asleep. Konan smiled. "Anytime, aniki." She said.
Just to let you know, imouto means little sister, and akiki means big brother. Now, the four-tailed demon is sealed. What about the others? Well, we'll see. I again, I would like to think December-Chylde for help. She's my imouto. (not really, she's just 56 days younger then me, and my best friend). Anyway, rate and review.
Stinger peacing out.
(I can't think of anything at the moment.)