Chapter Nine is here. Should Will go on another mission? Ehh. Why not? Maybe a major fight or two. Let's just see what happens. Ahh screw it. PARTY!!
No, I don't own Naruto.
Chapter 9
A Break Finally
"I'M A LAMP." Tobi yelled, running through the house with a lampshade over his head. "The shit didn't drink anything, but he's still more out of his mind then us." Deidara said to Will. They were all treated to sake by Pein. ALOTTA sake. Nobody was wearing the usual Akatsuki uniform. They were in their normal clothes. Kakuzu refused to drink any. Pein was in his office. Everyone else, including Itachi, was buzzed. Well, Kisame actually had his head in the fish tank talking to the fish. Itachi had to pull him out of it. Deidara and Will were talking in the corner. "It's nice of Pein to finally give us a break. I mean, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have one of these." Deidara said. "Cheers." Will said, and they clinked glasses. "JERK MY CHAIN TO TURN ME ON." Tobi yelled. Will and Deidara busted up laughing when Tobi got an empty bottle smashed over his head after he said that to Hidan. "Correction, I think Tobi is drinking some. This glass has a crazy straw." Deidara picked up a glass. "Ahh." Will said. A hand touched Will's shoulder and then his neck. "Hey schexy." Konan's distinct voice, with a touch of a slur, rang out. Will sighed.
"Hey Konan." Will said. Suddenly, Deidara's hands clapped together and stuck. "What was that about?" Will asked. "Uh oh. They're going at it again." Deidara said. "Awww sick." Will said. "Deidara, take care of that somewhere else." Konan said, shooing him off. She walked up to Will. "So, Will. Thank you for saving me at that villashe." She said. "Uh…no prob. You are my partner, after all." He said. "Yeah. But…I really appreciate it." Konan said, running her hand over his cheek. "HEY. Wanna shee a really cool trick?" She asked. "Um, sure." Will said. She stuck a bottle of sake in her cleavage, then did a backbend, drinking from the bottle. "WHOA." Will said, and Deidara joined him in watching. Pein walked out. "Hey guys. How's the paAaAaAa WOW." Pein said when he saw Konan. "Did you know she could do that?" Deidara asked. "In all my years of being her teammate, I didn't." Pein said. She came back up, and Pein went back in his office. Konan saw Will and Deidara's surprised faces. "What? This was a trick just for Will, you know that right?" She asked. Deidara shook his head, finally focusing. "Sorry. I was gonna ask him a question." He said. "Will?" Konan asked. "Hyabusa." Will muttered. "I'll take that as a wow." Deidara said. "I need to talk to Will." She said. Silence. "ALONE." She said louder. Deidara took the point and walked off.
The two walked through the compound. "Anyway, thanks for saving me from that demon." She said. "Naruto? Hell. He wasn't that tough." He said. They happened to pass a window. It was snowing. "It's getting closhe to Christmash, you know." She said. "Yeah. I know." He said. Konan came to a stop to look out a window. Will followed suit. "Snow is so beautiful. So small, so innocent, so pure. But put it all together, and it can devastate lives." She said. "Like someone I know." Will said. Konan looked at him. Will just smiled. "That…is so shweet." She said. "Well, I'm just a big teddybear." He said. Konan smiled softly. "Not the last time we went to Konoha." She said. Will looked outside and snorted. A half-naked Tobi was running out in the snow, trying to find a way inside. He only had on a pair of shorts and his mask. Konan smiled. "You two shure lighten up the mood." Konan said. "Thanks. You might as well have fun while your alive." Will said. "Will…" She said. "Yeah?" Will asked. "Look up." Konan said. Will looked up, and a thing of mistletoe was hanging over their heads. He looked back down at Konan, who had a blush, and it wasn't from the drinking. "This is how I wanna thank you for saving me." She said. She glomped, and kissed Will.
The two were together for what seemed like hours, when it was only half a minute. A whistle broke them off. "WOOHOO. GETCHA SOME." Hidan yelled. "I think I saw a little tongue." Deidara said, smiling. Konan's face turned bright red, but it was with anger. "WE WERE HAVING A HEART-FELT MOMENT TILL YOU GUYSH SCREWED IT UP." She yelled, still slurring. The group laughed. "Will." "What?" Will asked. Itachi smiled. "You're supposed to grab her ass when you do that." He said softly. A loud shriek, and everyone took off running when paper started to fly dangerously close to them. "RUUUNNN." Tobi yelled, still in only shorts. She was breathing hard, infuriated. Will smiled, patting her head. "What?" She said, a little poison in her voice. Will handed her a bottle of sake. "You're the coolest, imouto." Will said, and walked off. Konan's anger melted, and she smiled, swigging the bottle of sake. She thought something was wrong, though. She was right. Suddenly, her throat felt like it was on fire. "WWWIIILLLLLLLL." She screamed. "Uh oh." Will said. "What did you do?" Deidara asked. "Put jalapeño powder in the bottle." He said. Everyone laughed.
The next morning, everyone woke up with a headache. Hidan was duct taped to the refrigerator somehow, and Kisame fell asleep in the large fish tank. Will went downstairs and opened the fridge, using Hidan's arm to open it. He grabbed a jug of cold water, and started drinking from it. His tongue felt like a cat shit, shed its fur, then had kittens in his mouth. Deidara came down the stairs, his eyes blood red. "Stop thinking so loud." Will said. "Quit breathing so loud." Deidara said. Konan joined the two, her hair in a mess. "Wow. Why does every thought hurt?" she asked. "Good question." Will said. WHAM. The three moaned in pain. Kakuzu came out, smiling. "Hello, my hungover partners." He said. "Fuck you." Deidara said. "Tobi is a hurting boy." Tobi said, walking out of his room with his hand on his head. It took all day for them to recover. Itachi actually used the Tsukuyomi on Tobi when he accidentally slammed a cabinet door. Tobi sat in the corner and cowered. "That wasn't very nice." Kisame said. "You wanna be next?" Itachi asked. Kisame shook his head quickly. "Will and…buh…Kisame. Office." Pein said, making the sound of almost throwing up. The two make their way to the office. They sat down. Pein looked sick. "Mission…buhh…for you two." He said, almost dry heaving. Will and Kisame nodded. "Reports of the next demon. It apparently moved locations. Might be located somewhere near the Villiage Hidden in the Wood." Pein said. "Hehe. Wood." Will said, chuckling. "After you recover, you can set out." Pein said, putting an ice cube to his temples.
That very next day, Kisame and Will set off for the Village Hidden in the Wood. It looked more like a little crappy village. There were some huts and a big area in the middle for a fire. "This is…anti-climatic." Kisame said. "I have a bad feeling about this." Will said. A thunderous roar. The two looked up to see a large, flying demon with five tails. "There it is." Will said. "Talk about sitting duck." Kisame said. "AHHHH." A feral scream rang out. The two spun around fast. A ninja stood right there, twitching and foaming at the mouth. "WHAT THE HELL?" Kisame yelled, and slashed. The ninja moves very quickly. More and more ninja ganged up on them. There was too many, and they were too fast. The last thing Will remembered was seeing a thick metal pipe come down, then hit him in the head. Kisame was tied up, and knocked out also. The ninja jumped and cheered. They danced around the fire.
Kisame and Will woke up in a daze. Will had a screaming headache. Even worse then his hang over the day before. It was getting dark. The two were tied upside down on a tree. "Well, pleasant situation we got here." Kisame said. "Ohhh man. How are we gonna get out of here?" Will asked. "You aren't getting out, Akatsuki bitches." A crazy woman said, coming out of nowhere. "Get us out of here." Will said. "Hmmm….NO." She said. "Wait…WHERE'S MY SWORD?" Kisame yelled. "That sword is too difficult to carry. We left it where we knocked you out." She said. "How can we get out?" Will asked. "You can't." the lady said. "WHAT DID I SAY?" Will yelled. "WHAT DID I SAY?" the lady returned. Will's hand did a quick sign. Suddenly, Will blew fire out of his mouth, and scorched the woman. "Bitch." Kisame said. "There is a way." Someone said. Someone who looked like the Kage of the village walked up. "You have to defeat me." He said. Will just smiled. "Bring it on." Will said.
Alright. Time for a chapter break. This one took me a little while. I've been doing a lot of college stuff. Not only that, I enrolled also. Oh well, here is the chapter.