Chapter number 10. Here it is. In the last chapter, Will and Kisame got captured. Now, the Kage of the village challenged one of them to a fight. Who would take up the challenge? Let's find out.
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Chapter 10
Speedy Little Fuckers
Will was untied, but Kisame had to be tied up still. They at least tied him right side up this time. The center of the village that was the firepit was now a circle arena. "Everyone here has the same trait. We're all quicker than the eye." The Kage said. Will narrowed his eyes, but suddenly the Kage was behind him. He punched Will's kidneys so fast Will couldn't feel any pain for a few seconds. Suddenly, a scream, and more of the Jounin joined in. "You said just you." Will said. "Oh well." He said, smiling. The Jounin with the Kage were too much for Will. One would kick him into the air, while another kicked him in the air, and then another would launch him farther into the air, while one more heel dropped him to the ground. They were jumping off of the huts to attack. The last one punched him to the ground. "Man, they're speedy little fuckers." Kisame said. Everyone cheered. Kisame sighed. Suddenly, Will's arm moved. Kisame looked, and saw Will get up slowly. "Holy shit he's tough." Kisame said. Will stood up, his right eye bleeding and his lip busted. A Jounin ran at him. Will grabbed the ninja and snapped his neck. Another Jounin jumped, and Will kicked him in the jaw, shattering it.
The Kage stepped in. He lunged at me. I sidestepped, and grabbed his arm. "Bad idea." Will said, calmly. He twisted the Kage's arm, resulting in a compound break. The blood of the Kage dripped everywhere. "Why are you guys so good though?" Will asked. "The Five-Tailed Demon." The Kage said. Will's eyes narrowed. "And where is it?" Will asked, untying Kisame. The Kage just smiled. "Have you not looked close enough?" The Kage asked. Will looked closer. "His ears…are pointed." Kisame said. "I saw that too. Wait. His nose…too sharp…" Will said. The Kage laughed, and snapped his arm back into place. It healed instantly. "Oh…" "…Fuck." The two said. The Kage yelled, as his body started to mold into what looked like a giant eagle. "Oh piss. That was an illusion." Kisame said, grabbing his sword. "Well, looks like it's time to take down this bird." Will said. The eagle laughed. "It would take more than you two to defeat me." It said. "You're right." Will said. He bit his thumb. Blood came out. Will then did a hand sign. "SUMMONING JUTSU: SHERA." Will yelled. Suddenly, the earth shook. The ground started to up heave. Lava exploded out, as a large phoenix burst out. "Wow. You didn't tell me this happened." Kisame said. "A lot happens when you drink, my friend." Will said.
The phoenix sang out, and attacked the demon. As the two in the air battled, this left the rest of the villagers to the two Akatsuki. Whoever attacked them got killed. Kisame shredded a guy's skin like cheese. "That's beautiful." Kisame said, as blood ran off of his sword, and shreds of skin fell off. "Dude. That's fucked up even for me." Will said. Kisame just smiled. "I think it's time for some action." Will said, as the eagle fell out of the sky. "It's knocked out. But not for long." Will said. The phoenix had disappeared. Will started the hand signs. Half way through the eagle stirred. Kisame raced forward and jumped on the eagle. The demon's tails, which looked more like tail feathers, were moving around. Kisame jumped down and deflected a tail that would have struck Will with his sword. Finally, Will yelled, "DEMON CAPTURE JUTSU." A pillar came down and stuck the demon against the ground, as more surrounded it. "DEMON SEAL." The pillars collapsed, and encased the demon. What looked like the body of the man was in the middle of the wreckage, dead. "Well, another job well done." Kisame said. Will was froze. "Oh, yeah dip shit." Kisame said to himself, and caught Will and ran back to the compound.
Will awoke to none other than Konan. "Hey bud." She said. Will sat up slowly. "Hey." He said. "Missed you. It's boring here." She said. "Deidara won't even play jokes?" He asked. "Not since Tobi. He's too damn stupid for Deidara." She said. "Tobi is a good boy." The voice was heard. The two looked, and saw Tobi, the door open. "Tobi…WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?" Will yelled. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY. I WANTED TO SAY HI. WHY IS KONAN-SEMPAI IN HERE?" Tobi said hurriedly. Will chucked a sandal across the room, drilling Tobi in the head. Tobi walked away. Will sighed. "He's perfect for taking out your stress, besides Hidan." Will said. Konan just sighed and smiled. Will got up slowly. "Where you going?" She asked. "Get some food. Me nearly being ate gave me an appetite." Will said. As he made his way downstairs, Pein stopped him. "Good job on that demon." He said. "No prob." Will said. He was used to this. He needed a vacation, or something. He's been pulling missions like crazy lately. Him and Konan have been exhausted. That party was the first glimpse of a vacation he's seen. He got to the fridge and opened it. Nothing. "Damn it." Will said. "Oh, Will." Konan's voice rang. Will turned, and saw a tupperware bowl full of goulash. Will's tongue hung out.
"Is this yours?" Will asked. She smiled. He remembered the last time he had her goulash. It nearly gave him an orgasm. She handed him the bowl filled with basically sex. "Thank you so much, Konan." Will said. He opened the lid and smelled it. His eyes rolled back into his head. Konan giggled. "Your welcome." She said. Will dug in. When he was done, he washed the bowl. "Thanks again, partner." He said. He gave her a peck on the cheek, and went to find Deidara. Maybe they could find something fun to do. "Will." Pein's voice said. Will stopped. "Yes?" Will said, frustrated. "Are you able to…" "For the love of God. How many demons have I taken down? The world ain't gonna end just yet." Will said. Pein sweatdropped. "Um…I was just gonna ask you if you were able to find some time tomorrow. Zetsu is taking care of some wolfs bane, and he needs some help. He requested you." He said. Will chewed on his cheek. "Ahhh, what the hell. I'll do it." Will said.
That next day, Will walked out to Zetsu's garden. "Hello. Whazzup dog." "Doing alright. Heard you needed some help with wolfs bane." He said. "True dat. Poisonous shit. Don't get stung by it. Or just plain touch it without gloves." Zetsu said. "Alright." Will said. He already had some work clothes on, and put on gloves. He went to work pulling some weeds, and then transplanting the poisonous plant. Zetsu talked to each one he planted, reminding Will of a crazy cat lady. When it was all over, the two stood back and looked over their work. "Whewww. Not bad." Will said. "Good 'nough fo the bitches I date. It'll hold." Zetsu said. Then, a rustle in the leaves. Itachi was walking towards them. "Zetsu, your presence is needed." He said. Zetsu nodded and walked off. Will started to go in that direction, but Itachi's hand stopped him. "I need to talk to you." He said. "What?" Will asked. "Pein was a little distraught from your comment, no matter how true it was. Remember, he was the one who brought you in. I couldn't have cared less." Itachi said. "Yeah. I just got done fighting a demon, and I'm a little on edge. I'll go apologize." Will said. Itachi just smirked. "You need to go in, then." Itachi said. Will nodded, and walked towards the compound. Itachi opened the door for Will. He walked in. "Why is it so damn dark?" Will asked. The lights came on. Will gasped.
Hmm. I wonder what it is. Yes, there wasn't a lot of humor, but I'll make it up in the next one. I've been listening to the theme song to Thunder Cats a lot lately, so I had to make a little more fighting in it. If that doesn't make sense to you, don't feel so bad, cause it didn't to me either.