Hey guys. Ok, I just watched Hellboy 2, and I FUCKING LOVED IT. There's a part in here from the movie, cause I think that it would be appropriate. Lol. Anyway, here it is.
I don't own Naruto, dummy. Or Hellboy.
Chapter 11
Whoa
Will gasped. "SURPRISE." All the Akatsuki yelled. There was a huge banner that said, "Happy Birthday, Will." Streaming across the room. "WHOA." Will yelled. "What do you think, un? We have confetti, balloons, sake, and a lot of cake, un." Deidara said, pointing to the huge cake in the middle of the room. "Wow. Did Konan bake this?" Will asked. "Yes, she did. Speaking of which, where is she?" Pein asked. Everyone was stumped. "SURPRISE." A yell. Konan popped out of the cake, sporting a green bikini. "AHH." Every guy yelled, and fell backwards, all with bleeding noses. Even Itachi had to hang on to a table, and calmly wipe his nose. Will got up. "Well, hehe, she did get my favorite color." Will said. Everyone sweatdropped. *BOOM* A door flew open. "PAARRYYYYY." Tobi screamed, running through the room. "Haha. I can't argue." Kisame said.
Confetti flew through the room. A disco ball came from the ceiling. "When the hell did we get that?" Pein asked. "I dunno. I found it in the attic, un." Deidara said. There was a clanging of bottles, and Zetsu came in with a dolly loaded down with cases of sake. "This is gonna be the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER." Will yelled. There was a scratching, and Tobi was in the corner playing DJ. "DJ Good Boy is in the house." Tobi said, rocking the compound. Everyone grabbed cake and sake, digging in. Konan got on a loose shirt and sweatpants, and took a seat next to Will. "Happy Birthday." She said. "How did you guys know?" Will asked. "The calendar in your room had today circled, and "My B-Day" written." Konan said. "Oh yeah. Forgot about that." Will said. "WHO FUCKING CARES. WHO WANTS MORE SAKE?" Hidan screamed over the music. Everyone held up a bottle and cheered. Even Kakuzu was in on the fun. Tobi switched to a rap song, and everyone was dancing with a bottle of sake in either one or both hands.
Several hours later, everyone besides Will and Deidara was passed out. They were sitting on a wide set of stairs. "Yo…you know vat main?" Will slurred. "Vat, un?" Deidara managed to still say un while intoxicated. "I need…I need a song." Will said. He hit the DJ booth, and Tobi, who was passed out on the booth, fell off. Will found a song. "And here's mo sake, un." Deidara said, holding up a bottle. The song started by whistling. "Main. I need mo sake for this." Deidara said. Will started to sing. "I can't smile….without ooo. I..i can't smile without yooo." Will sang, which he thought was good. Course, you can always sing better when smashed. Half way through the song, Deidara started in. "Ooo." He began. "You know I caaaaan't smile without yooou." Deidara put his right arm on Will's shoulders, while Will put his left arm on Deidara's shoulder. They began rocking left to right, singing. They hit repeat, and listened to it again. "You know I caaan't smile without yoo." They both sang. "You know, you know, you know. This song…ishh not for you, deidei. Actually, fuck eet. It is partially for you." Will said. "You know…your righty. I can't smile without you main. Shoe and meh are par..parc…parn…damn it, un. PARTNERS. That was the word, un. We be partnersh in crime. Ever since Sasori died, it'sh bean borin'. Even though he hated me, that bastard was fun to play pranks on, un." Deidara said. "Ok, main. You're getting a little bity gay on me." Will said. "I'm drunk. Blame the sake. So, who elsh does this song go to? I bet I know…KONAN." Deidara said. Will hung his head. "Shesh so coo, main." Will said. There was a silence. At the end of the song, the two held the last note. "YOOUUUUUUUUU." Before they both passed out.
The morning after. Will and Deidara were passed out on the stairs. Tobi, if you remember, fell off the DJ stand. Konan was drooling on the table. All 6 Peins were duct taped to the ceiling. Well, one was actually taped to the ceiling fan. Hidan was, yet again, taped to the fridge. Kisame had sushi drawn on his face with a permanent marker. Itachi called it quits early, while Kakuzu was bound by his own limbs to a column. Half of the cake was gone, and there were empty bottles everywhere. Itachi came in, and snickered at his teammates. "WAAAAKE UUUUUP." He screamed. Everyone jumped and covered his or her ears. Then, everyone turned to Itachi, bloodshot eyes and menacing faces. For the first time, Itachi was a little scared. From a bird's eye view of outside, you saw one black blob run out, then several coming after it. "AHHHHH." Itachi yelled, running from his hung over teammates. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, UN." Deidara yelled, leading the pack.
An hour later, Itachi was taped to a wall with his eyes covered, and had to listen to Tobi talk for three hours straight. All that was heard outside was screams of horror. "Ahh. Sweet revenge." Kisame said, with an ice pack to his temple. "Thanks for the sweet party guys." Will said. "Least we could do, un." Deidara said. Zetsu walked in with a bandage wrapped around his arm. "What happened to you man?" Will asked. "I guess I got so drunk last night that I got hungry…and tried to gnaw on my arm." He said. "Ouch." Will said. Pein's voice rang out. "Will. Deidara. I got a mission for you." He said. "BOOYAH." They said, and ran up to Pein's office. When they got there, Pein was sitting in his chair, his fingertips together. "It's been quite a while since we checked on Konoha. Go check on the 9 tailed demon." He said. "Hai." They said. They sprang out of the office, and started to head towards village. "So, do you wanna be stealthy or blow shit up, un?" Deidara asked. "Well, let's hang low for a bit, then when we're done we blow shit up." He said. Deidara just smiled. They traveled for a while then found the walls approaching in the distance. "We wait till night." Will said.
The sun melted away till darkness flooded over the land. The two snuck into the town stealthily. They hid in the shadows, tracking the demon. Will popped around a corner and looked into a window. Will pointed. Naruto was asleep. "I say we blow him up." Deidara said softly. "No. As much as I would love to join you, leader-sama would have our heads." Will said. "Who goes there?" a voice calls out. "Shit." Will said softly, recognizing the voice as Kakashi's. He grabbed Deidara and spun around the corner and ran down the alley. They sprinted hard and reached the other side of town. Lights flashed. "FREEZE." A voice rang out. The two looked up and saw lights on them, and shinobi surrounding them. Tsunade walked up to the circle slowly. "You don't think that we weren't expecting you again?" She asked. All the shinobi grabbed a kunai. "Any last words?" Tsunade asked. Deidara smiled. "KATSU." A voice rang out. The two exploded, sending shinobi everywhere. Deidara created two clones of clay when the lights flashed. Deidara and Will was standing on a roof, laughing. "Art is a bang, un." Deidara said, his hand still in the sign.
Alright. Time for some crazy action.