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After Edward had gone to go get Bella, Alice jumped up and declared that it was her turn.
"And I need your help to do it Bella."
Alice pulled Bella onto the stage and sat her down in a chair.
Alice grabbed a mic and hit the start button with her foot all at the same time.
Bella was really and truly scared.
ALICE: (Spoken) Bells, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!
BELLA: (Scared) you really don't have to do that...
ALICE:
(Spoken)
I know, that's what makes me so nice!
(Sung)
whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
my tender heart tends to start to bleed.
and when someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over!
I know I know exactly what they need!
and even in your case,
though it's the toughest case I've yet to face,
don't worry, I'm determined to succeed!
follow my lead, and yes indeed,
you will be...
POPULAR! you're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
I'll show you what shoes to wear!
how to fix your hair!
everything that really counts to be...
POPULAR! I'll help you be popular!
you'll hang with the right cohorts,
you'll be good at sports,
know the slang you've got to know.
so let's start,
'cause you've got an awfully long way to go!
don't be offended by my frank analysis,
think of it as personality dialysis,
now that I've chosen to become
a pal, a sister and advisor, there's nobody wiser!
not when it comes to...
POPULAR! I know about popular.
and with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be, instead of dreary who you were...
uh, are. there's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming popular... lar...
la la, la la!
we're gonna make you pop-u-lar!
when I see depressing creatures,
with unprepossessing features,
I remind them on their own behalf
to - think - of
celebrated heads of state,
or 'specially great communicators!
did they have brains or knowledge?
don't make me laugh!
they were POPULAR!
please!
it's all about popular.
it's not about aptitude,
it's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be,
very very popular like ME!
(Spoken)
why, miss Bella, look at you. you're beautiful!
BELLA: I, I have to go...
(Bella runs off)
ALICE: you're welcome...
(Sung)
and though you protest,
your disinterest, I know clandestinely,
you're gonna' grin and bear it!
you're new found popularity!
ah!
la la, la la! you'll be popular!
just not quite as popular as ME!
Alice finished grandly and everyone immediately started clapping like mad. After a few seconds, Edward stopped, thought hard, and then his eyes lit up.
"BELLA!!" Edward jumped up and rushed after Bella again. He came back a few seconds later pulling Bella back slowly.
"B-b-but she said she was going to m-make me…POPULAR!!" Bella tried to run away again, but Edward held her in place.
"Bella it's just a song, nothing is going to happen that will affect your social status."
"Oh, ok then!" Bella plopped down on the couch grinning madly.
Jasper suddenly jumped up and declared,
"I JUST GOTTA ESPRESS MYSELF!!!"
This song is just so...Alice!
aaaaannnnndddd...
I have an idea for Jasper! Yay! :D
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