Time for a new chapter. I know, I suddenly added a character. Leave it be. Just a recap, her name is Aya. She's got long dirty blonde hair, a med-nin and specializes in fire jutsu. Now, on to the story.

If I owned Naruto…There would be a lot more Pein in it.

Chapter 13

A New Team

"Wakey wakey Will." Aya said, knocking on Will's door. "Meh." Is all she heard. "Wiiiillll. Get up. I made rainbow cake." She said. Not an instant later, the door opened. "I'm up." He said quickly. She giggled. "Good. Pein-sama wanted to see us." She said. Will grumbled. "Can I get some breakfast first?" he asked. "Not yet." She said, taking his hand and leading him to Pein's room.

"Come in." Pein's voice rang out. The two walked in, seeing Pein sitting there with Konan standing behind him. Will plopped down in one of the chairs and leaned back. "What's up Pein?" Will asked. "You two are now a team." He said. Will sat up a little bit. "Really?" Aya asked. Pein nodded. "Sweet…wait that's it?" He asked. Pein nodded. Will got up. "Well, my job's done." He said, turning to leave.

"Will…" Pein said. Will stopped. "Kakashi's still alive." Pein said. Will just opened the door. Aya walked out, and Will closed the door behind them. They walked downstairs. "Morning." Hidan said. "Yo." Aya said. "Sup." Will said. Will opened the cabinet door. "Where….is….my…peanut butter?" Will asked, his voice stern. "It was Hidan." Itachi said. "Bull. It was Kisame." Hidan said. "I don't even like peanut buter." Kisame said.

"What's wrong?" Aya asked. "Will has a major food fetish for PB. I suggest you run before he explodes." Hidan whispers. "Oh, I thought Kisame got some peanut butter at the store yesterday? Aya asked. Will tuned, his brown eyes burning. Kisame waved his arms. "I DID. BUT SOMEONE TOOK IT." Kisame shouted in defense. Zetsu walked downstairs whistling, and putting a jar of peanut butter back in the cabinet. Will's eye twitched. "Oh sorry man. Yo dog. I didn't mean to. I was hungry for some finger food and forgot to put the shit back. Sorry dog." Zetsu said. Will sighed. "That's fine." He said.

That next day, Aya was eating some toast. Will came down. "Hey Aya. What you having?" he asked. "Marmite on toast." She said. Will blinked. "Marmite?" he asked. "Yesh. It's a yeast extract. It's a by-product of brewing alcohol. Try." She said, giving him the toast. He took a bite, and his eyes flew open, and handed it back to Aya. He chewed a few times before swallowing. "Wow…that's strong." He said. "I know hehe. I love it." She said, eating away. Will walked over and got a big drink "Ok hun?" she asked. He turned around. "It won't go down." He said, coughing a little.

Then, Will started choking. "Will?" Aya asked. His face turned red, and he grabbed at his throat. "Oh shat." She said as he hit the ground. She ran over, putting him on his back. She put her hands on his throat as blue chakra came from her hands. Will started to slowly breathe again. "Holy piss." Will said, coughing. "You ok, hun?" She asked. "Nearly killed me." Will said, getting up. "What happened?" She asked. "Food allergy, I guess." He said.

"Will. Aya. My office now." A voice rang out. "Damn." They both said, walking to Pein's office. It was the exact same thing as the day before. Konan standing behind Pein, who was sitting at his desk. "Mission for you two." He said. "Uh huh…" Will said. "There's a guy with alotta money that's hiring and keeping bijuu's out of our site. Find him, and kill him. We have leads to believe that he is at the Village Hidden in the Sound." He said. "Great. With luck, we'll get jumped by Orochimaru." Aya said. "Wrong, Aya. Remember, you're a girl. And we're also older than 12 years old." He said. Aya busted out laughing.

The two set out for the Sound. "Well, find this douche bag and kill him." Aya said. "Yeah. I didn't sleep very well last night. If anyone gives us trouble, I'm gonna be in a very bad mood." Will said. They arrived in the town, and looked around. "God this place gives me the creeps." Will said. "You the creeps? Every guy here's looking at me like I'm a slab of bacon." She said. And she was true. Every guy there was drooling at her, and trying to get closer to her slowly. "Please excuse me." Will said, back handing a guy in his way, sending him launching into another big crowd. The two walked through the gap, and walked around a corner.

"What was the guy's name?" he asked. "Tsubaki was his last name. That's all it gives." Aya said. They stopped and looked slightly to the left, and saw a huge building with a sign in the front that said "Tsubaki Enterprises". "Well…that was easy." Will said. "Yeah…too easy." Aya said. The two walked up to the building, and walked in slowly. They entered a room, and the door slammed behind them. The room immediately turned pitch black. Aya grabbed Will's arm. "I don't like the dark." She said, hugging his arm.

As they walked further into the room, the light suddenly flashed on. Will squinted a little bit, and looked around. The two were surrounded by about 500 ninja's and bodyguards. "Welcome, Akatsuki scum, to your grave." Tsubaki's voice rang out. "Give up now Tsubaki! Before we wipe out your whole company!" Will yelled out. Aya let go of Will's arm. "Hahaha. Everyone, kill them." Tsubaki said. Aya smirked, her hair slowly turning red, her eyes turning red as well. Will was a little shocked. "Aya?" He asked. "Yesh?" She asked with a smirk, as she pulled a large black scythe out of her cloak.

A group of five guards ran up, and Aya spun her scythe, slicing them in half with a laugh. Blood splashed on her. "God I love this job." She said. Will smirked. "I think I love you even more." Will said, holding up his hand. "Earth Style: Sword of Slaughter." Will said. The ground around him started to glow red, as a sword stuck out of the ground. He grabbed the hilt, pulling the large sword out of the ground, resting it on his shoulder. "Shall we?" Will asked, smirking. "We shall." Aya said. They charged, yelling and chopping. The sword, which was as big as a person, sliced through the bodies like butter. Aya liked to play with her food first, such as cutting off all their limbs first before killing them.

After a good hour of battle, the two stood victorious and covered in blood. The two looked up at the balcony, holding a very scared Tsubaki. "How bout a boost?" Aya asked with a smirk. Will chuckled, holding out his arm. Aya jumped on his arm, as Will pulled back and threw Aya, sending her through a glass into room. The man was trying to get out of the room. Aya's red eyes shined as an evil smirk crossed her lips. Her hair was wet and dripping with blood, as was her once clean scythe.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you." Aya said, a deranged smirk on her face. "I..i…i…i…I'll stop?" He asked. Aya sweat dropped. "You're an idiot." She said. Will yawned and stretched, his back popping. A few seconds later, he heard a scream and the sound of blood splattering. Will smiled. Suddenly, a safe came flying at Will. "HOLY MOTHER OF…" Will yelled and moved out of the way as the safe hit the ground, sticking in the ground.

Will flailed. "What the hell?" Will asked as Aya jumped out of the balcony and landed gracefully on the ground. "Merry Christmas." She said, giggling. Her hair turned back to blond, and her eyes back to blue. Will got the safe out, and looked it over. Will kicked it, and the door opened. "Well that was easy." Aya said, and her eyes shined when she saw all the money in there. "Kakuzu's gonna shit himself." Will said with a smile, before grabbing the money and tucking it in a bag.

Mruahaha…..whatever. R&R DAMN IT