Kyuu And The Seven War Demons
Okay now...this is the epilogue of this fic, and I promise you'll be surprised at what will take place here as Kyuu will finally get home to his era...but in a shocking and surprising way.
See below on how will this happen and how it will affect him and his friends. And expect tons of comedy here as everyone will show off their utter display of hilariousness here in the 15th and 21 century.
Disclaimer:
- Detective School Q is owned by TBS and Studio Pierrot
- Kamen Rider Hibiki is owned by Ishimori Productions
- xxxHOLiC is owned by TBS and CLAMP
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While Kyuu and Lady Megumi are on their way to Yuko Ichihara's shop, she glances at Kyuu as she is just several minutes away before she and him are about to part ways. She was truly in love with him and even bared her body to him, but fate has plans for both of them and she wondered what will happen top her from this point on. Mokona seem to be oblivious as he was hopping ahead of them while having fun hopping.
Kyuu was in his own world. Before leaving the Amakusa kingdom he took out his polaroid camera and took a group picture of himself with Lady megumi and the eight Oni together and gave it to them as "souvenir" for them to remember their times together. He was also thinking of what will happen from this point on. He just gave himself to the village priestess because he was drawn to her since she bears the exact resemblance to the 21st century Megumi. He then glances at her, sensing her distress and he knew what is is. He held her hand and began to talk to her in a sad tone.
"I know what you're thinking...we...we can't be together. I came from a different era...the future. I know it's hard for both of us...but I'm sure you'll find someone who will love you for who and what you are."
"I know...but...I don't know if I could live without you..."
"Be strong...never give up. That's my motto."
Hearing those words encouraged her, and she decided to give him a parting gift. She took his hand and went towards a tree and disrobed her lower clothing, and then she had Kyuu's pants taken off along with his underwear. She startd to seduce and arouse him, making sure he was unable to resist the urge.
"Lady Megumi...are you...ahh..."
"My parting gift to you...as a way to show that how much you meant to me...please...don't deny me..."
Left with no choice he aceeded to her request and the two made love while leaning against the tree. After 10 minutes they were done, but then the two heard some giggling coming from a nearby bush so Kyuu took a pebble and threw it through the bush, and then the two teens shrieked as Kintaki, Kabuki and Saburumarouki fell down from the bush they were hiding, and the "couple" realized that the three Oni were watching them all this time.
"YOU WERE SPYING ON US??!!!"
"HOW COULD YOU??!!"
As the three Oni were bickering among themselves on who should be blamed, Ryuki, Tatsumaki, Kyutu and Hayatoki arrived, sighing at the scene while Kyuu and Lady Megumi were frantically getting dressed. At this point Kazumaki arrived, and whacked the three Oni on their heads for their indecent geatures.
KA-BLAG!
KA-BLAG!
KA-BLAG!
"You three should be ashamed...you were not raised to be peeping toms...!"
At that point, Saburumarouki took out something from Ryuki's bag as he recalled what they were supposed to do.
"Kazumaki, my friend...here...this should appease you..."
The Oni/Buddhist priest looked at the item and grinned like a maniac. It was Kyuu's porn magazine that Ryuki brought as Ryuki and princess shizuko agreed to return it to Kyu since they mastered all the "technique" when the "honeymoon" came at the right time. Kintaki, Kabuki and Hayatoki joined Kazumaki in their curiousity, grinning at the pictures, but then lightning struck and the four Oni, and all were burned like coal, but then their eyes opened, making their eyeballs the only visible objects to see, and Kazumaki looked up at the sky.
"Ohh...come on...just this once...?"
KA-BOOM!!!
Lightning stuck again, and this time the Oni got the message. He gave the porn mag back to Kyuu and Kyuu placed it on his bag. When asked why the eight Oni are here, Kyutu stated that they wanted to see their friend go and give them their proper goodbye, and so the group went to the shop where Yuko Ichihara is waiting. As they arrived in front of the shop, Maru and Maro were there to greet them, and Yuko herself came out, and all of the Oni, save for Kyutu, Tatsumaki, and Ryuki, were captivated by her beauty and charm.
"So...all of the Oni are here...oh Mokona...I'm glad you're here as well..."
Mokona hopped onto his "mistress" and began whispering to her about what Kyuu and Lady Megumi did a while ago, and she grinned at hearing the details, and the two teens cringed while blushing upon hearing the conversation.
"...uh-huh...yeah...they what...naked from the waist down...against a tree...Kyuu's six inches BIG?? What else...oh...really...good, good...you were able to reord it..."
"HEY!!! WHATEVER WE DO IN OUR PRIVATE TIME IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!"
"Relax...just kidding. Oh, I suppose you Oni have your Disc Animals? Could you summon them? They'll be needed in my technique to send our boy home..."
As the eight Oni glanced at each other, they all summon their Disc Animals and all are standing before her, and Maru and Maro glanced and petted them.
"Wow...like wild animals..."
"Wild, yet cute..."
The two little assistants glanced at each other and got an idea. They went back inside and came out carrying their "karaoke" with them while the two were dresed like 15th century versions of the J-Pop group Puffy Ami-Yumi, and began to sing their song and urn on the karaoke.
Wild Force
(Wild Force Access!)
Wild Force Power Rangers
We'll Defend What's Right Forever
Wild Force Power Rangers
We'll Protect this World Together
(Wild Force)
(Wild Force)
Power Rangers Flying Highter (Go!)
Wild Force Running Faster (Wild Force!)
Power Rangers Stick Together (Go!)
We will save the world
(Wild Force Access!)
Wild Force Power Rangers
We'll Defend What's Right Forever
Wild Force Power Rangers
We'll Protect this World Together
Wild Force Power Rangers
We'll Protect this World Together
Wild...Force
Wild Force!
Surprisingly, the Disc Animals and the other Oni were llistening in while Kyuu and Yuko swept-dropped, while Kyutu, Ryuki and Tatsumaki glanced at the scene with delight. Kabuki, Hayatoki and Saburumarouki then glanced at each other and whispered with Maru and Maro, and they began to make a band, with Kazumaki getting the travelers' attention, and soon the band began singing their song.
Go Rangers Go Rangers, GO! GO! GO!
Go Rangers Go Rangers, GO! GO! GO!
Pow-er Ran-gers, Operation Overdrive!
Pow-er Ran-gers, Operation Overdrive!
Five fingers reaching for the sky in five ways,
Five heroes walking through the sun for five days,
Dark forces lurking, leaving evil where they roam
Five Rangers lookin for the same five stones!
Go! (repeat 10 times like an echo)
There's treasures to be found, there's some lives to be saved,
Our planet's in the gap and there's a whole lot of space!
Good vs Evil, we got heroes on the scene,
Power Rangers Overdrive is the number one team!
Pow-er Ran-gers, Operation Overdrive!
Pow-er Ran-gers, Operation Ooo-verdrive
The travelers cheered and threw money at the basket that Saburumarou placed and earned a lot in just an hour. After another hour everyone went inside and are now preparing to use the technique to send him home, but Kyuu was quite distubed when he was laid on a bed, his hands and feet tied up and is NAKED! He was surprised to see Yuko naked as well, while the Oni are watching (Kyutu, Ryuki and Lady Megumi) are surprised to see what is going on.
"Hey! Yuko! is this part of the ritual??"
"Of course...but before that you must come of age...be one with me...and we'll go to a love-making spree..."
Maru and Maro bounced up and down while cheering Yuko on and surprisingly the other Oni were uging for the "show" to go on.
"A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...WE WANT TO SEE KYUU'S BIG, BIG BIRDIE...A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...WE WANT TO SEE KYUU'S BIG, BIG BIRDIE...A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...A LOVE-MAKING SPREE...WE WANT TO SEE KYUU'S BIG, BIG BIRDIE..."
Kyuu was getting nervous asYuko was just seconds away from sitting on top of him and the scene slowly faded away, and you could hear the Class Q leader moan with mixed reaction, and we are not sure if he is enjoying this...
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The scene re-appears, and this time we are now in the present day (21st century), and doctors and nurses were scrambling to see that Kyuu is appearing to be delirious, but the doctor who was checking on him giggled, and told the nurses and the rest of Class Q that seem to calm them down.
"It's all right...he's fine. He having a...um...wet dream."
The scene shifts to Megumi, the 21st century Megumi, and she was getting ballistic, thinking he was two-timing her and she furiously grabbed her lover and shook him violently.
"YOU HENTAI!!! I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU AND NOW YOU'RE FANTASIZING SOMEONE ELSE??!! WAKE UP SO I CAN BEAT YOU UP!!!"
Ryu and Kyo frantically pulled her away while reminding her that Kyuu is still injured and he cannot be assaulted until he's fully recovered. She did what they said and waited for him to fully wake up. There he was surprised at the scene around him, and surprised them when he addressed them by their 15th century names.
"Lady Megumi...? Prince Ryuki...? Kintaki?? Where am I???"
"HUH???" was everyone's reaction, and the doctor told Kyuu that he was bed-ridden for about nine weeks, and the Class Q leader realized that he was dreaming all this time. Kyo also told Kyuu that 30 minutes after he was assaulted, the illegal loggers and theor boss were captured and found him unconscious and told him his head wounds weren't serious but the blow was enough to render him comatose so the doctors had to monitor his brainwave patterns carefully. Kyuu then realized that what he expeienced was only a dream, and he told them what he experienced in his "dream" which shocked everyone here.
Ryu: "Me...a prince??? And Pluto is my Royal family in the Sengoku Period???"
Megumi: "I'm...a village priestess???"
Kazuma: "I can't believe I'm a Buddhist Priest in your dream..."
Kinta: "Me, Saburumarou and Hayato are vagabonds...wait...did you say we were Oni??"
Kyuu then told them everything about what he saw in his "dream", and they all were in a state of disbelief, but they did took his story a bit seriously, seeing that he was doing fine during his "coma", but then Megumi noticed the yellow stain on his hospital pajama, and this confirmed the doctor's claim that Kyuu had a wet dream indeed. The doctor then said Kyuu will be out within a few weeks as long as he doesn't strain himself, and summoned a nurse to help Kyuu change his pajama. Then a nurse entered along with two asistants. The nurse appeared to resemble Yuko and the two assistants resembled Maru and maro. Kyuu stared wide-eyed at the scene and began to hyperventilate before passing out.
"You...you're Yuko...you're from...the Sengoku..."
As Kyuu fainted, the others frabtically tried to wake him up while the nurse stared wide-eyed at the scene. her two assistants then glanced at her and asked her a question.
"Hey...how did he know your name?"
"And what does he mean...Sengoku...?"
"I have no idea..."
Three hours later, Kyuu and Meg were alone and talking and were cuddling, apologizing to him for her earlier actions and he forgave her, knowing how much she loved him. She also giggled when told about how he and "Lady Megumi" shared their moments together and how they handled the prospect of not seeing each other again.
"So...I'm a priestess in Kanna Village, huh? Am I really that beautiful?"
"Yeah...which is why I fell in love with you...glad it was just a dream..."
"Wait here..."
She went to the bathroom and came out seconds later, dressed like Lady Megumi, just like in the 15th century version, and he was awed by her appearance, as she captured the exact image of her.
"So...like it?"
"Yeah..."
"Now then...show me how we made some tender moments while I that dream..."
The sceneshifts to the floor and you can see clothes being piled there along with their underwears, and you could hear them giggling and moaning. Outside, Kazuma was glancing at his laptop, as he placed a close-circuit TV and captured the two making love in their naked glory. After the "love scene" was done, he finished recording it and glanced at the male nurses who were lining up, brandishing their cash, checks and even credit cards, while holding out their flash disks. The computer genius from Class Q grinned while Japanese Yen symbols popped out from his eyes.
A few weeks later, Kyuu was ready to be discharged with his family and friends carrying his stuff. As he prepared to get off the bed, he noticed something underneath his pillow and took it, and everyone (IMEAN EVERYONE INSIDE THE ROOM) were surprised to see the picture's content: Kyuu, Lady Megumi and the eight Oni were there, and Kyuu was shocked, since he recalled that the events that happened was just a dream. He was in a state of disbelief.
"THIS CAN'T BE!!! IT WAS JUST A DREAM!!!"
"Wow, Ryu...you really are made of royalty..."
"Oh...Kyuu, you're not lying...I really look like a priestess..."
"Yuck...now I realized that I can't be a priest..."
Outside, Nurse Yuko and her two assistants were peking at the door, and then glances at you readers, smiling and then winks, while Maru and Maro flashed a "V" symbol and said "GOODBYE!!", and the scene shifts to the outside of the hospital, and a new day is about to commence.
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Flashback by RIDER Chips
(Movie theme song from Kamen Rider Hibiki And The Seven fighting Demons)
FLASHBACK!!!
(Yeah...woohhheee)
Suikomareru aozora memai no tochuu de
Tooi hibi no kioku ga setsuna ni... coming Flashback
Mayoikonda no wa yume nanka ja nakute genjitsu
Marude onaji koto tameratte 'ru toki wo koete... itsu demo
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Jibun wo kaetai no nara
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Ugokidasu shika nai kara
Donna jidai ni ikite mo ai wo mamoru tsuyosa wo
Kitto motomete 'ta n' da nigetari shinai Pride
Hajimete kita basho demo kasuka ni kanjiru
Natsukashisa to tsunagaru shoudou... coming Flashback
Kikoete kuru no wa kakikesareru sakebigoe to
Tachitsukusu jibun ma ni awanai koukai dake... kakaete
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Jibun wo shinjiru tame ni
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Kizutsuku koto osorenai
Donna mirai ni ikite mo ima wo norikoeta nara
Kitto hokoreru hazu sa rekishi wo kaeru Pride
(Instrumental)
(no no no no...)
(yeah...yeah...yeah...)
Coming (3 x)
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Jibun wo kaetai no nara
Come into my head Flashback of that day
Ugokidasu shika nai kara
Donna jidai ni ikite mo ai wo mamoru tsuyosa wo
Kitto motometa n' da nigetari shinai Pride
Preview:
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Annaouncement:
This will be my last Detective School Q fic for this year, as I'll be experimenting on other anime categories for the next two months, but by April 2009, I'll be bringing out my new Detective School Q fic which will commemorate my third year anniversary as a fanfic writer.
The title for my next Detective School Q fic will be titled Parasite Eve. There I'll be putting a lot of asthetics of several detective elements, as well as inputing a lot of references from my past fics. See you in April 2009!