Kyuu And The Seven War Demons

Hello, folks. I can tell what you're thinking…it's over, right? Well something hit me and this gave me a thrilling idea on what to add on to this fic. Well this will be an omake of sorts and I thought I should give you readers a few laughs on what would happen now that Kyuu is back.

Though the whole ordeal was just a dream-like sequence during Kyuu's comatose state, I thought I should put some "what if" elements if the 15th and 21st century counterparts meet up. Well, here is one example of what I'm about to put in. Enjoy the laughs.

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A month has passed since Kyuu got out of the hospital, the Renjou residence was relatively peaceful with no incident in sight and things are quite normal around. Megumi, Kinta and kazuma decided to pay their friends a visit and came there. Mrs. Renjou was out so Class Q have the house to themselves.

Outside they decided to cook some barbecue since it was summertime. As Kyuu and meg are cuddling, Kazuma was fiddling his laptop to see if he still has all the videos he recorded when a portal appeared and this caused Class Q to be alert. Kyuu stood in front of megumi while Ry and Kinta shielded Kazuma.

"Kyuu…I'm scared…"

"Stay behind me, Meg…"

Someone emerged from the portal and this surprised the five DDS student. It was Kazumaki, the Buddhist priest/Oni from the Sengoku Period and it appeared that he came here to the 21st century, ad there he found Kyuu, and glanced at the rest, while eyeing at Kazuma, his descendant.

"You…you're from my dream…!"

"Dream?? You don't recall? You helped assembled the seven Oni that went on to vanquish the Makamou…and because of that, humans and Oni have formed a permanent partnership and have lived together in peace and harmony. So…you must be the descendant of Prince Ryuki…you must be the descendant of Lady Megumi…huh? Are you my descendant? I was expecting you to be more…older."

The Class Q leader fell flatly on his butt as he couldn't believe that the Oni from his supposed dream is real and now standing in front of him. To prove that it was no dream, kazumaki gave Kyuu his DDS badge, which the Class Q leader have been looking for since emerging from his coma.

"My badge! Where did you find it??!!"

"You dropped it when you fought Suzaku…the also known as the Phoenix Makamou…I was wondering what to do with it since such object do not exist in our era…and so I asked Yuko Ichihara to send me to your era to return it. So here…after that I'll be leaving…oh, I also brought something that belongs to you…"

Kazumaki brought out a dark, loincloth-like bag and when Kyuu opened it he blushed as the rest looks on at the contents. It turn out to be his porn magazines such as PLAYBOY, PENTHOUSE, HUSTLER, among others. Kazuma stared at it like a real pervert and grabbed from his schoolmate.

"You…you don't need it. You got meg so I'll be the new bearer of these…"

The Buddhist priest/Oni stomped his staff on the ground at what he saw, and was quite unpleased at what his descendant turn out to be.

"I can't believe that my descendant is a pervert! I despise such acts in such a young age! You will return them to its owner…"

"Here…I'll give you these if you let me have these…"

Kazuma bought out his laptop and showed to his 21st century counterpart the videos contained and Kazumaki grinned like a maniac as he stared at the laptop. The video he was watching contained the scenes of Kyuu and Megumi making love. Then Kazuma showed his counterpart more clips and the 15th century Oni grinned even more pervertedly and glances at his younger counterpart for inquiries.

"Very well…you can have those if you show me how it works…"

"Deal!"

Class Q sweat-dropped as the two counterparts seeming got along while Kyuu and Kyo restrains an enraged Megumi as she realized what Kazuma is showing to the Oni, but then clouds began to darken and thunder is rumbling, and Kazumaki looked up, realizing what is about to happen.

"No, no…don't…!"

KABOOM!!!

Lightning struck the two Kazumas and as the smoke cleared, the two counterparts looked like charcoals and only their eyes were visible to the rest. Kazumaki looked up and tried to rebut.

"Can't I be naughty just for once??"

KABOOM!!!

Lightning struck again and the Oni got the message and went back to the portal, leaving the rest behind. Kazuma was devastated seeing that his laptop was wrecked, but then saw Megumi charging towards him and began to run.

"Help!!! Mad girl! Mad girl!!! Kyuu…she might have rabies! Stop her!!!"

"HENTAI I"LL KILL YOU!!!!!!"

The rest of Class Q gave chase as they try to restrain Meg from "killing" Kazuma while Kyo stayed behind to look after the house, and to look out for the barbecue which was about to get overcooked.

"And I thought time traveling was a work of fiction…"

Near the house, Yuko Ichihara was watching while holding a pendant which turn out to be a device to facilitate the time warp, but then shrieked as Maru and maro were carrying the laptop which they used magic to repair it and are now watching the love-making clips of Kyuu and Megumi.

"Oh wow…a love-making scene, a love-making scene…it's better than watching R-18… Oh wow…a love-making scene, a love-making scene…it's better than watching R-18… Oh wow…a love-making scene, a love-making scene…it's better than watching R-18… Oh wow…a love-making scene, a love-making scene…it's better than watching R-18…"

"Knock it off and let's get going before someone sees you…!"

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Well…did you like it? Let me know if you want to see more omake…at least this is the least I can give you while awaiting my 2009 Detective School Q fic that is about to be launched in April.