Kyuu And The Seven War Demons

I'm back again! I want to say thank you to the readers who read last chapter's omake. Yeah it was hilarious and I'm not done yet. A lot of hilarious ideas popped into my head and while I still have the chance I'll upload it here and there while I still have available time. It'll be twice as hilarious than the last one.

Last chapter Kazuma get to meet his counterpart so now it'll be Ryu's turn to meet his counterpart. And he'll get an "experience" he won't forget. "Experience?" you'll soon see what it means. Also, Princess Shizuko makes another cameo appearance and this time she'll hand out a lot of comic relief.

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At the Renjou residence, Kyuu was heading towards the bathroom to take a shower after getting up from bed. He was then joned by Megumi and he couple cuddled while inside the bathroom seeing he the door was unlocked, so the two think that no one is occupying it and the two began to talk.

"Care to join me in the shower, Meg my love?"

"As long if it's you I'm bathing with, Kyuu my darling…"

Before the two are about to undress, the shower curtain was moved and the two shrieked as someone else was inside, and it was Ryu. Ryu blinked his eyes seeing the two, but then the scene doesn't seem to be right as the discussion began.

"Ryu? Sorry, we didn't know you were there…"

"Kyuu…? Lady Megumi..?"

Meg blinked her eyes at Ryu's statement but Kyuu began o sense something which isn't right, and answered back.

"Prince…Ryuki???"

"Ryuki??? AS in Ryuki of the Sengoku Period??? He's Ryu's counterpart???"

"Kyuu…When did you get here??? Did Princess Shizuko let you in here?"

"Uh-oh…I believe you're in the 21st century…come, I'll show you…"

Kyuu handed Ryuki a robe while Meg went out to ask Mars. Renjou if she'd seen Ryu. Inside the bedroom Ryuki saw in a picture his 21st century counterpart and Kyuu told him about Ryu. There Meg came in and told them that Ryu wenmt inside the bathroom just before she and Kyuu entered it.

Then a portal appeared and out came Kazumaki, the Oni. Ryuki reacted to the portal when his Oni symbol flashed between his eyebrows and Kazumaki did the same, thus the two Oni recognized each other and began to have a discussion with Kyuu and Megumi. The couple were quite rattled as they listened on.

Kazumaki: "I sensed an energy in which a time-traveling is being performed in a random way, and I sensed that you went to another era…and I'm surprised that you came here…wait, why only in a towel?"

Ryuki: "Well, Princess Shizuko and I just got married and are about to have our honeymoon when I decided to take a quick bath…and there Kyuu came in and…"

Kyuu: "Wait…if you're here…then that means…RYU! He's in your place!"

And so the four of them went inside the portal and are transported at the Sengoku Period…right inside Prince Ryuki's room, inside the bathroom. There the door opened and was surprised to see Ryuki there along with his friends. And this confuses Shizuko seeing Ryuki there.

"Ryuki?? How did you get here??? You were too tired in bed…"

The others stared wide-eyed and Meg rushed out to see a rather traumatized Ryu lying at bed covered only in blanket and is sobbing softly. His skin was pale-white and he had a terrifying look in his eyes and is trembling from what just happened.

"…you mean…now wonder something is odd…after I pin him down…and went for the kill and he was rather weak and…"

It turn out that when Ryuki entered the bathroom, Ryu did the same and the two counterparts exchanged places and Ryu ended up in the Sengoku Period while Ryuki ended in the 21st century. When Ryu got out he was grabbed by the newly-married princess and tackled him to the bed, and despite struggling the princess pinned him down and proceeded to make love to Ryu, thus he lost his virginity and this devastated him.

Upon learning of what really happened, the princess was shocked and felt she committed adultery but the prince/Oni absolved her saying that she didn't know. Then Meg noticed a familiar sight and this surprised Kyuu a lot.

"A laptop?? Where did you get this??"

"Oh, that well…it's like this…"

And so here's how it all started…

A few days ago, Maru and Maro went to the 21st century and contacted Kazuma and asked him to make copies of Kyuu and Meg making love, but after doing so the Class Q computer genius demanded payment, and so maru got an idea and took him to the 15th century and brought him to Princess Shizuko's room, and there the princess was fascinated by the clips and offered Kazuma 100 gold coins as payment as well as wanting to buy the laptop. He agreed to it and took the payment and went home, and from there Shizuko watched the footages of several love-making scenes which he recorded from a porn site and there she got an idea on how to make her wedding night with Ryuki a memorable one.

As the day of the wedding arrived the two got married and went to their room, with Ryuki going to take a quick bath, unknowingly got transported to the 21st century while Ryu took his place. As he emerged, he was caught by the princess and he struggled, but she managed to pin him down and proceeded to make love, much to Ryu's crying of despair. After that, well, Kazumaki and the rest arrived.

And so here's how it ended…

As Kazumaki told Kyuu and meg that Yuko Ichihara will fix the distortion, Meg carried a still sobbing Ryu towards the bathroom in order to re-enter the portal, but then notices the webcam attached to laptop and is glowing.

"It looks like this device is magically activated and is recording…wait…"

As Kazumaki played it back he was surprised that it recorded Shizuko and Ryu's "love-making" and wanted to make a copy, which he said it out aloud, only to be smacked on the head by the princess.

"THAT LITTLE BRAT!!! HOW DARE HE SPIED ON US WITHOUT PERMISSION??!! TAKE ME TO HIM NOW!!!"

At the 21st century, Kazuma had just emerged from an antique shop after exchanging the 21st century coins for Y 100 million, and is now a millionaire. As he got home and locked himself inside his room he began to lay the scene he recorded where Ryu got "raped" and is giggling at the scene until the portal opened and a rather enraged Ryu came out and began to strangle his Class Q classmate.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! BECAUSE OF YOU I LOST MY INNOCENCE!!! I'LL THROTTLE YOU!!! I'LL BEAT YOU…I'LL…WILL YOU LET GO??!!"

Kazumaki, Ryuki and Kyuu grabbed onto Ryuand pulled him away, and Princess Shizuko emerged along with a few royal guards, and proceeded to remove kazuma's pants and underwear. Then one of the soldiers placed a "chopping board" underneath Kazuma's "pee-pee" and another soldier raises his sword.

"You have the nerve to spy on my royal honeymoon…and now you're going to view it for your carnal pleasure??!! Now you pay the price…OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!"

And the soldier raised his sword and the scene faded into darkness, followed by a scream which came from Kazuma…and we do not know if his "head" was detached or not…

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Whether Kazuma lost his "pee-pee" or not...I leave that to your imagination. Would you like to see more omake? Cast your vote on the "Review box" and I'll be happy to oblige...