Kyuu And The Seven War Demons

I'm back again! I want to say thank you to the readers who read last chapter's omake. Yeah it was hilarious and I'm not done yet. A lot of hilarious ideas popped into my head and while I still have the chance I'll upload it here and there while I still have available time. It'll be twice as hilarious than the last one.

Okay…as you requested…another omake, but this time I'll be using other Class Q members to meet up with their counterparts. The first two were Kazuma and Ryu, so now another Class Q member will meet his (or her) counterpart, and in a comical way.

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Tokyo, in a busy morning, Kyuu and Megumi had just finished solving a case and are now on a date to spend time together after not going out together due to their hectic schedule (despite that they both attend DDS). With Kazuma at home languishing from an injury (he suffered from whiplash stemming from Ryu's strangling him and narrowly escaping castration from Princess Shizuko while suffering superficial burns after being struck by lightning, which did not come from Kazumaki) and Kinta at work while Ryu had to stay at DDS to do some paper work, the couple now has free time.

"Oh…now that we have lots of time…let's go on a date…where would you like to go?"

"Hmm…how about my house?"

"What are we going to do there??"

"Um…make love?"

"Kyo's there! How can we…"

"My twin brother's at DDS…and with Yukihira there she'll keep him busy…so, shall we?"

Sighing in defeat, she agreed to head for the Renjou house and when they got there, Mrs. Renjou was out at work so they have the house to themselves. They went straight to the bedroom and in the air you could see pieces of clothes flown in the air (from shirt, to blouse to pants and underwear), followed by a small foil, and just as they are about to make love, a portal appeared and the two frantically composed themselves, with Meg wrapping herself with the blanket while Kyuu wrapped himself with a towel. Then a figure came out of the portal wrapped in a cloak that resembled that of a 15th century hooded dress. As Megumi dressed up Kyuu approached the figure and began to question that person's presence.

"Who are you? What do you want? Are you from the Sengoku Era?"

"Yes…and I believe you know me…Kyuu…"

The couple gasped at the person's voice as the hood was removed and it revealed to be Lady Megumi. Megumi stared in awe as she finally get to meet her 15th century counterpart, but wondered why she was dressed in a covering way.

"So…then it's true…you are my 15th century counterpart…but why are you here?"

"So you're the one I heard about…you must be Kyuu's loved one…I'm sorry but Kyuu has responsibility to me…"

"What do you mean?"

"Lady Megumi…what are you saying…?"

"Remember what we did at Kanna Village? We made love and well, after several months…this is the result of our secret affair…"

Removing the cloak, Kyuu and Megumi gasped as the village priestess from the 15th century is revealed to be nine months pregnant and said that Kyuu is the father. Megumi shed tears that her boyfriend had committed infidelity and sobbingly left the house. Kyuu was torn on whether to go after Megumi or be with Lady Megumi, but then the village priestess was now starting to kneel in pain and he realized what this means.

"Hold on…I'll get help…"

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At Tokyo General Hospital, Kyuu was inside the delivery room sitting beside Lady Megumi as the doctors and nurses are standing between Lady Megumi's legs awaiting for the first child to be born. Kyuu was quite shocked when told by doctors that he'll be a father of quadruplets, but he shrug it off and tries to calm her down. Then she moaned in distress as she pushes her first-born out, and the doctors and nurses were quite surprised to see who came out first.

"A-ha-ha…Mokona has arrived…now to find some snacks…"

It appeared that Mokona was the first to come out and Kyuu stared wide-eyed at this but resumed his caring to her as she moaned again as another is about to come out. First was a pink, short-haired girl followed by another girl in white haired, and both were crying.

"Sir…you have twin girls…"

As Kyuu looked at the twin girls, the twin girls began to speak and this shocked him big time.

"Daddy, daddy I love you, so please take us to your house…I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause…"

As he was baffled by this, he noticed that the doctor and nurses were slowly walking away and ran out of the delivery room, and when Kyuu went between Lady Megumi's legs, he saw a head coming out covered in black hair, but then her face was revealed and her skin was pale-white. Kyuu stared and was unable to move at what he just saw as a pair of arms came out of Lady Megumi's "opening" and touched his cheeks and uttered a word. The face was that of Yuko Ichihara, and she was grinning devilishly.

"Boo…"

The scene faded in darkness followed by a loud shriek coming from Kyuu which could be heard within the emergency ward of the hospital.

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The scene then shifts to the Renjou house where the same shouting was heard and it came from Kyuu. It turn out to be a dream, bit in Kyuu's case, a nightmare. The scene showed Kyuu sitting up on his bed, staring wide-eyed, mouth agape, his skin pale-white and his hair sticking straight up like a porcupine's fur. Ryu and Kyo were startled from the screaming and went to Kyuu's side, seeing his sorry state. Mrs. Renjou came inside the boys' bedroom and checked on them.

"What just happened here???"

"Kyuu had a nightmare…please get him a glass of water!"

Nodding at Ryu's request, the Renjou matriarch did and Kyuu drank it and in a few minutes he managed to calm down but then Kyo whacked his elder twin brother on the head.

"That's it, nii-san…no more watching late-night horror movies on cable TV! That's what caused you to have a nightmare!"

It turn out that Kyuu watched a horror movie on cable TV titled Ju-On, and he watched it alone and with the lights out, and that what caused him to have a nightmare. As Mrs. Renjou left the room and closed the light, the moonlight struck a figure and the Class Q shrieked at what he saw in front of him.

"GYAH!!!! JU-ON!!! JU-ON!!!"

Turning on the lights, Ryu sighed as the "Ju-On" turn out to be a mannequin head with a long wig, and Kyo whacked him on the head.

"Just close your eyes and go to sleep!"

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This omake is inspired from the 2003 Japanese film, Ju-On: The Grudge, directed by Takashi Shimizu. I thought about this and decided to try it out. Enjoy!