"Yes, and this year, your going to have eleven detentions! Isn't that GREAT?" piped Mya as she slung her floral clad arm across Serenity's shoulder, on my couch.
"Sigh" sighed Serenity as she diligently shook off Mya's arm which strung off her shoulder. "Mya, go die somewhere, but do it quietly," She said as she shifted away from Mya, "I hate your annoying voice."
"Oh Serenity, Your sense of humor is so funny! Ohohohohohohoho! Die in a corner!" She shrieked with laughter. "Genius!"
Hahaha, I'm getting quite fond of these weirdo's. I wonder if I can convince them into incest…
GIRL ON GIRL ACTION! WOOO!
"Syaoran! Syaoran, guess what? Your mom just called! Your cousins are coming over to stay!"
Uhem.
WHAT!!
"Urm, Sakura-Which, which ones exactly?"
Please not Eriol and Ryang, Please not Eriol and Ryang, Please not Eriol and Ryang…
"Eriol and, err, Ryang! Isn't it great! Eriol's coming back! We'll be the awesome foursome again! Ew. That does sound quite wrong, doesn't it? We'll, then we have to include this new Ryang, I can't wait to meet him-her?"
"Him."
"Oh."
"When are they coming?" She said as flopped on the couch beside me. I looked away because her top goes a teeny bit low when she flops.
Breath.
Breath.
Breath.
COME ON! It's not like you've never seen a chick's cleavage before!
Well that's the point, I haven't! Well, not a super hot chick's cleavage before! Oh god, I wonder what it'd be like to just…sort of- nestle there…Syaoran-gross.
ARGHH!
STOP! Thank You.
Focus...yes focus on the task at hand! How to get rid of Ryang and Eriol!
"I heard them on the phone, Ryang sounds hot! I bet he's hot, is he hotter then you Syaoran?"
Must…not…strangle…
"Coz if he is, that's really, really, really saying something!"
What-
"Don't look so scandalized! You're hot! What's wrong with saying that? You hot, you're the sex!"
Don't say anymore…
"I mean, look at you! You're gorgeous!" She said as she edged closer.
"Everything about you-" she edged so much closer now. I can't breath, I can't breath.
"Is just too damn hot…" Oh my God, she's about to kiss me! Like on the lips! Like,
SHIT!
MYA AND SERENITY!
It isn't stopping her though…
Closer…
And closer…
Yet closer still…
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! PRICELESS!!!!!!!" She started giggling uncontrollably
"But seriously-" she said as she got up and picked up her over night bag, "If I ever did make out with you-it'd be in private, and" she said as she looked over at the unusual pair in front of them "I wouldn't do it in front of your gracious guests" she said as she made a bow and left the room to get changed out of her uniform.
Honestly, I wouldn't care. In public, in private-who cares?
And yet again, Serenity and Mya have disappeared again.
I watched her trail out and go upstairs to get changed in my bedroom. How hot is it? Her getting changed in my bedroom? I swear one of these days; she's not going to be undressing in my room just for the sake of it-
"Syaoran, does this skirt make my butt look big?" She said as came downstairs.
No it doesn't. It's fine. Perfect. In fact, I've got a perfect idea? How about you never take it off, hmm? Doesn't that sound grand? Only every take it off when I tell you.
"Oh, it looks fine, it looks hot on you."
Yes, that denim mini looks hot, love the frays, hot, as well as that freakishly hot pink tank top. Gotta love the off the shoulder straps. And I love how the tips of your hair act like the cover up for your bra straps. Oh, and those shoes? Gotta love them too. God, pink vinyl ballet flats, make your legs look even more luscious, gotta love them, in fact, why don't I just love all of you?
That's what I wanted to say.
But I couldn't.
Coz that's kinds creepy.
And I don't wanna be the creepy guy.
Coz that's kinda creepy.
Notice how if you mispell creepy-it can be like crepe?
And crepe's are nice!
So are creepy people nice?
NO!
"Good, coz I wanna make a good impression this afternoon-your cousins are coming this afternoon…"
WHAT?!
"They are? Fun, fun, fun for me!"
"Love the sarcasm Syao- I called Tomoyo to ask if she wanted a lift, but she said she was busy. Hey, my hang bags next to you, can you grab me my lip-gloss?"
Okay, I rummaged through her bag. Purse, perfume, foundation, blush…
"Do you actually use these?" I said as I continued rummaging.
"Nup, they're there to keep Tomoyo happy..." She walked over and out of my sight to my hall mirror and checked her appearance.
"Hmm, thought so-she's nuts. Do you remember her crush on Eriol?" I said.
I heard laughter from the hall. "Haha, yeah. I don't think she still has one now though…"
Tampon-EW TAPMON! THERE'S A TAMPON IN HER BAG!
"Probably over him" I said.
Oh here's her see through compact bag full of lip-gloss…
"Which lip-gloss?" I said as I eyed her extensive collection.
She came back in, and fished the pink one out.
"This one-it's Max Factor"
"Oh."
"Hold this for me" she said as she applied her lip-gloss using the compact mirror I held for her.
She puckered her lips a few times before going back and smoothing her skirt.
"How do I look?" She asked with a cute, shy grin.
"Stunning"
"Aw, you're adorable. And hot. Now go get changed."
Damn.
"Now you look even hotter," she said as she grinned.
"Shut up, it's just jeans and a shirt" I said as I felt my cheeks heat up.
"Yearh, but you make it look hot."
I'm so hot-literally. Like, my face is burning up. And my chest feels sticky. We're going to need some rain in here...
I was just about to reply when-
"PPOOOOFF"
"Er-sorry we're slightly late" Came Eriol Hiiragizawa's annoying voice.
"Heh. What do we have to apologize for?" Snickered Ryang.
Wow, Eriol is taller then the last time I saw him, still looks the same just more mature.
"Sakura! You're as beautiful ever!"
"Yeah, Syaoran-she's hot! Girlfriend?" Asked the now black and white hair colored Ryang.
"Ryang, what the hell did you do to your hair?"
Seriously, it used to be black before. But now it's black and white! It's black at the back and white at the front.
It looks alright actually. Matches his gray eyes.
"Punk look. I like it." He said. He then evil smirked. (DID ANYONE JUST THINK MZEVILBLOSSOMZ JUST THEN?)
"And who's the hot chick?" He said as he placed one arm around her hip. Eriol and I tensed up as he pulled Ryang away and Sakura ran to me.
"Ur, Sakura Kinomoto," she said as she stood to her tallest extent "And would you stop being such a flirt? God!"
Hahhahahah, Ryan got burnt!
"Keh. I'll get you one day,"
That's it!
I've had enough!
He's crossed the line!
Eriol and I both pulled our swords out from thin air.
"Ok, sport…" breathed Eriol.
"What did you say?" I couldn't help hissing.
Ryang summoned his sword and smirked.
"Haven't done this in years, boys. Let's take it outside, shall we?"
We followed him outside. We'll teach him, mess with our Sakura and, BAM! You're dead!
He's footsteps crunched on the gravel, was like a war drum beating steadily with the rhythm of my heart.
"Right! Come on!" He said as he made a slash towards me.
My sword clanged with his, as Eriol made a dash behind him.
"You know Syaoran, you can't deny it, she is hot!"
THAT'S IT!
I made a slash towards him. He then made a slash against Ryang. Ryang then headhunted me. I side stepped and met his sword again. Eriol then intervened. We were three guys with swords banging away at each other.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Sakura run into the garden.
Clang...clang, side step, turn, clang, clang, duck…
"OKAY THEN! LET'S ALL JUST SOLVE THIS LIKE GROWN MEN AND-AND CLANG AWAY WITH OUR SWORDS THEN, WHY DON'T WE?" She screamed frustratedly, waving her arms about.
Clang, clang, side step Eriol, clang, clang, intervene Eriol and Ryang...
"GRRRR" She growled loudly. "I'VE HAD IT WITH RICH, HOT, BASTARD, BRATTY LI'S!!!!" She yelled again.
Clang, clang, duck, spin, pivot, clang, clang, swipe at Eriol, jab at Ryang…
"OHHH! I THINK I'M BEING WHISKED INTO THE MAGIC REALM!!!! OHHhhhhHHHHHH" She said as she fainted.
"SAKURA!" Cried all men at once in unison, as each dropped their sword and rushed over to help her.
See how special she is? I man, she better not be faking this! NO! I hope she is faking it!
One emerald eye opened, as she sighed and sat up, crossing her legs and folding her arms underneath her chest.
"Oh God, I thought I would have to strip to get your attention!" She saw everyone grin. "I was joking! God…"
Yet again, I wouldn't mind.
Sorry for late update! My tests are all finally over! So much sooner updates will be obtained! Hello new reviewers: dAnnYsGiRl777, Amy-desu, and ilovestrawberries!!!!Arigato for reviewing!
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