A/N: So… I've decided to bold and italicize these now… 'cause its fun.
My birfday is in 10 days!! Get me a present, preferably Carlisle Cullen. :)
Thanks again to MELODICLILACS! for being my co-author (I do not like the term 'beta', its not my jam. Désolé.

--Field hockey clinics are starting soon, so I won't be able to update as often.--

One more thing:
My bio class is going to the Cleveland Clinic tomorrow, and the only reason I'm going is 'cause of Carlisle.
Hellz yeahz!!

DISCLAIMER: Don't own Twilight, To Kill a Mockingbird, Interview with the Vampire, Les Mis, Scrubs, Juno, Ro-Ro and Julio, RENT, or anything else, really. Except… well, I'll save that for another chapter…

CARLISLE'S POV

"So… what do you want me to know?" Esme sighed, seating herself.

"Yeah… remember that Dr Dorian kid who showed you in here?" I started.

"Yes…"

"He knows about us," I muttered uneasily.

"What's that, dear?" Esme leaned over.

"He knows about us," I said a little louder, casting my glance downwards.

"WHAT?! CARLISLE CULLEN, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?" Esme screeched, sharply standing up and slamming her fists on my desk.

"I really couldn't get out of it. Just one of tho—"

"Ya think you'd be smarter after all these years! Cheezus!" She held her hands up in the air.

"'Cheezus, Esme? Really."

"Emmett said it the other day. It made me giggle! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!" She thrust a white finger in my direction.

"He's fine with it, really. He hasn't told anyone. And I'll make sure he doesn't…"

"You better."

Esme finally sat down again, and crossed over to her.

"You still love me, right?" I smiled hopefully.

She sighed, "Of course, Carlisle. I'll always be the Phoebe to your Holden."

"And I'll always be the Jem to your Scout."

"The Cosette to your Marius," she whispered, putting her head on my shoulder.

"The Louis to your Claudia."

"…the Juliet to your Romeo," Esme sighed again.

I frowned, shoving her head off me, "Okay. Now you're done."

"What? That was like—"

"So incredible clichéd? I know. Couldn't you tell I was trying to veer away from that?! 'Cheezus!'"

"Ohhhh, so now you can say it! I see how it is…" Esme folded her arms across her torso.

"Calm down!" I rolled my eyes and stood up. "I have rounds to do anyway."

"Can I come?" Esme jumped up and down and clapped her hands like a 4-year-old.

"Sure…?" I arched my eyebrow, which she didn't notice, and she followed me out of my office.

JASPER'S POV

"Y'know, Todd, I really should be finding my dad right now. Can we continue the lessons another time?" I attempted to be polite.

"Looks like someone needs a Collins to their Angel…" The Todd smiled.

"Todd, please… Can we start again tomorrow?"

"Oh, fine, grasshopper. C'mon." The Todd jumped off the counter and motioned for me to come with him.

I slid off the counter after him. "Where are we going?"

"To find your dad. Like you said."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa… Are you actually listening to me?" I asked, surprised.

"Yeah… why? Is something wrong?"

"No… I wasn't expecting it, that's all."

The Todd laughed, "Not all of us can see the future, Jasper."

I sighed. "If only you knew…"

He led me down the myriad of corridors to see where Carlisle was.

ESME'S POV (…again)

"Hey, Bobby. How're ya feelin' today?" Carlisle asked, glancing at his chart.

"Dandy as a Jim," he smiled and nodded towards me. "Who's that chick?" he winked.

I looked at my husband with the uh… creeper? look.

"My wife, Esme."

"'Sup…"

"Hi…" I said unsurely, looking at Carlisle for help.

He told Bobby that he needed to take such-a-such pill at such-a-such time and needed a shot for whatever. I had no idea what he was talking about, but it turned me on…

"Ooo, look at the doctor…" I breathed in his ear.

He shrugged me off. "Not now," Carlisle whispered back.

I frowned, but not seriously.

"See you in about two hours, kid." He smiled, and gave him the Sports section from today's paper, saying, "The Mariners aren't doin' that great."

Carlisle had just shut the door behind when this blonde doctor ran up to him.

"Hey, Carlisle! Can you help me with this patient I have?" she grinned.

He was about to protest when she interrupted him, "Good! Y'see…"

"Elliot, now is not the time.

Elliot?!

"So you're the infamous Elliot, huh?" I said.

"Yeah. Who are you?" she asked eagerly. What a ditz.

"Eesmi," I glared.

"Frick…" she said quietly.

"Esme, don't," Carlisle sternly put his hand on my shoulder.

"You're the little slut who tried to steal my husband, hm?"

"Huh?" she cocked her head to the left.

"Esme!" Carlisle yelled. I ignored him.

"You little…" I took a step forward.

"…the Dimitri to your Anastasia! The Bleaker to your Juno!" he said at a tone that only I could hear.

I couldn't take it anymore. I believed Carlisle when he told me he loved me more than anything, but I had a feeling that Elliot did not want that to be so. I lost control.

I punched her face.

She screamed, and stumbling, almost falling on to the floor.

I turned around to face Carlisle, "Well, now I can be the Jiang Qiang to your Chairman Mao."

"That was a terrible analogy," he gave me a look that I had never seen on him before. He sharply turned away from me and walked in the other direction.

It seemed like the whole hospital staff was gathered around Elliot and I was left alone. Not even Carlisle on my side. If I could cry, I would be bawling. I saw JD look at me and shake his head. He went in the same direction Carlisle did. I could hear a fierce meow from where he was. Not bothering to see what it was, I walked to the ladies' room and sat on the counter by a sink, just wanting to be alone.

JANITOR POV

"You look mighty fine in that cat suit, Rosalie," I mumbled.

"Thanks, Janitor," she smiled, and tossed her golden mane over her shoulder. "Do you see JD yet?"

"Yep… just comin' 'round the corner…" I peered down the hall.

She gave a practice MEOW! and waited for him. I reminded her again that I had the hover car parked outside.

TO BE CONTINUED…

:O !