Summary: Sasuke Uchiha's parents passed away when he was at the younge age of seven... Now, nine years later, his brother disappears leaving him in the hands of his parents' old friend Kakashi Hatake. Kakashi also has two other children living with him, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka. Can the femine looking seventeen year old survive in the house? More so... Can he survive his new job at the Namikaze household... as their maid?
Warnings: FemineSasuke. NarutoxSasUKE. Yaoi. Mainly Shounen-ai and Fluff. Crossdressing. Language. My retarded ideas... and many other things you should be on the look out for! xD
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Character from 'Naruto'... though I kinda wish I did.

Chapter One: Hated Job

It has been a week since Sasuke moved in with his new family. For some reason, he didn't have a problem opening up to these people, but that didn't mean he told them everything... Of course Kakashi knew everything since he'd been a friend of his parents, and the girls wanted to know, but they respected Sasuke enough to wait until he was ready to tell them.

"Ka'shi!" The 'twins' shouted in unison. Sasuke had started referring Sakura and Ino as the 'twins' when he found out Kakashi did. The man joked around about how the two were ferternal twins seperated at birth. That would've worked be not for Sakura's birthday being a couple months before Ino's...

"Yes?" Kakashi asked walking out of the living room. He was a tall man in his mid-thirties with silver-gray hair, not because he was old, but apparently every man in his family was bron with the same color hair, and two different colored eyes. His right eye was a dark brown color white his left eye was red and had a scar going through it from an incident when he was young.

"Today's Friday!" Sakura shouted as if Kakashi didn't know. Sasuke was sitting on the couch in the living room, reading a book. He looked up at the door by the front door. What happened on Fridays? He hadn't been there long enough to know... "Come on, Ka'shi!" Ino shouted tapping her foot on the floor. Sasuke looked over at the two. There were each holding a black bag in their hands. Were they going somewhere?

"Oh yeah..." Kakashi said softly, his hand on his chin. "You have work, don't you?" He asked in the same montone kinda of voice. Sakura and Ino looked at the man in disbelief, "Duh!" They shouted only to get a sheepish smile from the silver haired man. "I don't want Namikaze-sama to fire us!" Sakura wined frowning.

Kakashi chuckled. "Minato would never." He explained smiling. "He's like my brother... that's why he gives you all jobs. He's helping my children out." Sasuke frowned; what was going on? Sakura and Ino had jobs? Who was this man they spoke of?

"Who?" Sasuke asked; the three turned to him. "Oh, Sasuke!" Kakashi said excitedly, turning to the bo he hadn't noticed till now. "You need to get a job too!" Sasuke pailed. A job? "I'm sure Minato will have something for you to do at his house..." Kakashi thought aloud, tapping his index finger on his chin. "I sure hope so, because we spend every weekend of the summer at the Namikaze household." Kakashi explained. Sasuke only nodded, understanding the situation, but he still had no idea who the Namikaze's were. "Sakura and Ino work there for a little bit of money over the summer. They've been working there since they were ten or something..."

"Thirteen." The two girls mumbled in unison; their guardian had such a bad memory. The two sighed, rolling their eyes.

Kakashi 'oh'ed softly. "There you have it." He said smiling. "Now Sasuke, go put on a nice buttoned-down shirt with some nice pants... We'll show you off to Minato!" He said grinning. Sasuke's face was still pale. What kind of job did Kakashi have in store for him?

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Sasuke was surprised when he got to the Namikaze household... It was huge! A mansion! Were the people rich? Once inside, Sakura and Ino said goodbye to him and they ran off. Sasuke followed Kakashi through all the hallways; how did Kakashi know where everything was? There were so many rooms. He didn't see many people when he walked through the hallways... Then Kakashi stopped outside a pair of double doors. "You wait here, okay?" Kakashi said ruffling the boy's hair. "I'll be right back!" Sasuke nodded while pouting, fixing his hair.

"Minato!" Sasuke heard from inside the room. "Kakashi, my dear friend..." Then all he could hear were whispers. Sasuke leaned in closer to the door, trying to hear more. Two minutes passed and Sasuke still heard nothing but whispers. After another minute, he got bored and decided to sit down on the floor. Only a few minutes later did the door open; a man with long brunette hair up in a pony-tail and big chocolate brown eyes. "Sasuke-kun?" The man asked looking down at the boy who nodded. He giggled softly. "Well you do look like a little girl." He said jokingly.

Sasuke arhced an eyebrow. "What?" He asked in disbelief. Who was this man and why was he saying he looked girly? Plus... that wasn't something he was proud of! The brunette giggled again. Sasuke scofted. He was girly looking, but this man could giggle?

"Come in side, Sasuke-kun... or could I say 'chan'?" The brunette asked with a grin on his face. Sasuke stood up, his arms crossed over his chest. He then noticed the light scar over the man's nose. The brunette grabbed his wrist and pulled him inside the room. "Minato-sama, I have brought you Sasuke-chan!" He sang. Sasuke then saw a tell man with spikey blonde hair and sea-blue eyes. He was seated behind a brown, wooden desk, hands folded onto neatly. Kakashi was seated beside him in a chair. Kakashi laughed at Sasuke's nickname.

"Well, well, well..." The blonde, Sasuke guessed to be Minato, said smirking. "I guess you're right Kakashi... He could do that..." Kakashi only smiled, saying, 'I told you so.' Sasuke only arched an eyebrow as the brunette placed him in a chair infront of Minato. The brunette took a seat in a chair on the other side of the blonde man. What was going on here?

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"Minato!" Kakashi said walking into the man's office. He shut the door behind him softly. Kakashi made his way over the the man's desk. He held his hand out for Minato to shake it. Minato smirked, shaking the other man's hand. "Kakashi, my dear friend..." Minato replied. Kakashi turned to the brunette seated beside Minato. "Hello, Iruka." Kakashi said with a slight nod of the head. Iruka replied with a soft, 'Hello' and a blush of the face.

"So I hear you've gotten yourself another kid..." Minato said rolling his eyes. He was a sing father or three adoptive kids now...

"I love them all though!" Kakashi sang happily. "Plus, this one's an old friend's kid..." He said in a less peppy-voice. "He's Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest..." Kakashi said in a whisper.

"Sasuke Uchiha?" Minato asked astonished. "What happened to Itachi?"

"Seems Itachi's ran off somewhere... No one knows anything, but he left Sasuke alone..." Kakashi anwsered softly. "Then poor boy has been blammed for his parents death since the day from the only family he has..." Minato and Iruka both frowned.

"And how is he?" Iruka asked worriedly. Kakashi, Iruka, Minato, Kushina -Minato's pass wife who died in the same accident as Sasuke's parents- Fukagu, and Mikoto were all friends in their younger years. When Itachi was born, Kushina wanted her own child. A couple years later, Mikoto was pregnant again and Kushina for her first time. They both had a child then next year. Sasuke probably didn't remember it, but until he was five years old, he hung out with at the Namikaze's with Minato, Kushina, Iruka -Kushina's brother- and their only son, Naruto Namikaze.

"He's doing better..." Kakashi said smiling, anyone could tell he was avoiding eye contact with Iruka. "...Sakura and Ino have been treating him like a member of the family, so that's good." He explained. "And now I'm hoping Sasuke can work here over the summer..." Minato rolled his eyes.

"Another one to find a job for..." Minato said with a soft chuckle. "How much does he weight? His height? How strong do you think he is?" Kakashi chuckled at all the questions, causing the two other men to arch an eyebrow.

"He's nothing like Itachi... Not tall, not buff... He's very... How should I say it, feminine." Minato and Iruka both bursted out laughing at this. "He is!" Kakashi tried to assure the two. "But I think I have the perfect job for him..." A smirk formed on Kakashi's lips; the two other men starred at each other, then turned to Kakashi. They suddenly felt sorry for the boy...

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"Uhmm..." Sasuke said looking between the three men. "What could I do?" He asked unsure if he even wanted to hear the anwser. He saw the smirk on Kakashi's face and suddenly knew he didn't want to know... but it was too late.

"I have a job for you." Minato said smiling, not a grin, but a soft gentle smile. "If you just go with Iruka," The brunette stood up. "...then he'll take you to get your clothes and we'll tell you what you're doing." Sasuke nodded, standing up. When Sasuke was gone, Minato chuckled. "He looks like his mother." Minato said shaking his head. "I always thought he'd end up looking like his father..." Kakashi nodded, agreeing. The room fell quiet. "So what's going on between you and Iruka?" Minato asked smirking. Kakashi's eyes widened.

"What do you mean?" Kakashi asked trying to play it cool. Minato rolled his eyes.

"Do you think I'm stupid? I know my best friend and my brother-in-law very well..." Minato said smirking. "And something happened, am I right?" Kakashi rolled his eyes. "That's a yes!" Minato said happily. "Tell me everything!" Kakashi sighed.

"You remember that Fourth of July party you had?" Kakashi started off. Minato nodded. It was two weeks ago; he'd had the party two days after the Fourth of July though... "Well, I got drunk and Iruka got drunk..." He continued. "And.. For some reason, I asked Iruka to show me his room." Iruka lived in the Namikaze household with Minato to help look after Naruto... "And that's pretty much either of us remembers about that night... but the next morning I woke up naked next to him... and his ass hurt, so we figured..." Kakashi didn't even finish before Minato bursted out laughing.

"You-!" He couldn't even finish his sentence he was laughing so much. "Hahaha! You slept with 'Ruka?!" Minato had always told Kakashi that he and Iruka would end up together, ever since they were in their late teens and in college. That was almost fiveteen years ago. Sure Kakashi liked Iruka, but he never made a move... Now that that had happened, he felt like he couldn't. "I knew it would happen!" He sang happily.

"Please, Minato." Kakashi mumbled, glarring at the blonde. "It just makes thing weird now..." He said softly, letting his glare up. Minato 'aw'ed softly.

"I'm sure it'll work ou-"

"HELL NO! I AM NOT WEARING THIS!"

Minato and Kakashi heard the scream come from behind them. It was from the room in which Sasuke had followed Iruka into. "I think Sasuke-chan found out about his job..." Kakashi said smirking, kinda happy this had interupted his conversation. It really wasn't what he wanted to talk about. The doors bursted opened and out came Sasuke.

...Except he was dressed differently... Kakashi and Minato held their laughs back. Sasuke's face was bright red. "No way..." He mumbled, glarring at the silver-haired man. He was in a maid's outfit. The dress was made out of black cotton and white lace underneath. The sleeves were white with fluffed out cuffs. On the front there was a small bow of both colors. "You can't be serious.." On his head was a bonnet, matching the dress with black and white lace.

"Oh, but I can be." Kakashi said smirking. "You're too puny to work anywhere else..." He explained. "And you have the perfect body to wear a dress! Minus the breasts..." Kakashi said frowning. "But you make an adorable little girl!" Kakashi shouted standing up. He ran over to hug the boy, but Sasuke moved aside causing Kakashi to tackle the air leading in him falling to the ground.

"Minato-san, you must have some other job." Sasuke pleaded to the man.

"Unfortunately, no..." Minato said frowning. "But if it'll make you feel better, we won't let anyone in on the fact that you're a boy." He said grinning. "We'll tell everyone else who works here that your Sasu-chan, Kakashi's new child!" Minato said excitedly. "I will never refer to you as 'she' or 'her', but as 'Sasu-chan'. You can tell people if you want to... but for the saftey of your pride... I wouldn't." Sasuke turned a bright pink color. How many people would be seeing him in this? "And while you're working here..." Minato continued. "It's Minato-sama." He said smirking. Sasuke's sweat dropped. This was going to be a long summer... Only two months to go...

In the background, Kakashi was still laughing on the floor. Iruka watched from a distance, shaking his head.

A/N: I hope you liked it! x3 Sasuke's so cute!! I dunno if I wanna make Kakashi end up with Iruka or not... if not with Iruka, then Minato. What do you think? KakashixIruka or MinatoxKakashi? xD REVIEW PLEASE! I LOVE REVIEWS!!! :D
OH! Sasuke's outfit was based off of this picture(get rid of spaces):
http:// fc37. deviantart. com/fs25/f/2008/073/7/e/i_cosplay_cafe___maid_outfit_by_
Lot's Of Love,
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