According to Plan
By TheCrackshipper
Summary: Highschool AU "Before we can achieve world domination you must
seduce Inuzuka Hana into giving you the code," Things involving Hana usually
never went according to plan ItachiHana
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Chapter 1: Getting to sort of know you
Itachi had met Inuzuka Hana when they were in pre-school, and he was perfectly aware that they were not on the best of terms. (She had challenged him to a wrestling match, he had refused because she was a girl, she bit him, end of story)
And he knew very well she was not one of the swarm who fell prey to his "charms".
He'd rather hold the aquarium head hostage.
The meeting was dismissed though that did not stop the suggestive humor from his "colleagues"
This was going to be hell.
He felt his phone vibrating in his pocket, and slipped it out.
A text message
Itachi-chan! Sasuke's over at the Inuzuka's working on a project with Kiba, will you please pick him up? Thank you!
OXOXO
Mommy
"Oh,"
Itachi turned to see Pein had fallen in step beside him.
"So it looks like you can start your mission now Itachi-san,"
"It would appear so," Itachi mumbled his agreement.
"Have fun," Kisame winked suggestively.
Itachi excused himself before the others could insinuate anything. There was no getting out of it. He'd make out with Inuzuka and get the code.
World domination better be worth it.
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He slid into his sleek, black Mercedes, and headed toward the quainter side of town. The Inuzuka's lived in the picture of suburbia, in a nice albeit small white house, with a muddy red pick up truck in the driveway. Itachi parked behind the battered pick up and headed across the equally battered lawn. He rang the doorbell, and mentally prepped himself.
Inuzuka Hana answered the door, a bright smile on her face that disappeared instantly when she spotted who their visitor was.
"Uchiha-san," she said stiffly, straightening up. He was still taller than her. "I suppose you're here to pick up Sasuke,"
Itachi nodded. She stepped aside to let him into the rather messy hall. Her three dogs gathered around him, distrust in their brown eyes, rather similar to Hana's eyes. She didn't bother to tell them to let up.
"NEE-CHAN," a shout echoed through the small house," WHERE'S THE CAMERA?"
"ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER," Hana shouted right back, and Itachi's was reminded of just how loud Inuzuka's were.
She turned to Itachi, her hands crossed protectively against her chest.
"They're not done yet, but you can wait in the living room until then,"
She certainly did not want him in her living room. Freakin' Heartthrob Uchiha. Freakin arrogant prick.
"Hana…" he said as softly as he could. Hana looked up to see an extreme lack of space between her and the freakin prick. She was startled into staring at him open-mouthed. He came closer; she backed up into the wall, confused as to what was going on.
Itachi took the opportunity to stick his tongue down her throat. Hana let out a startled little yelp. Her dogs started barking, but he ignored them and slid his hand to caress the back of her neck.
Piece of Cake
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In the adjoining living room, unbeknownst to our two little "love birds" their younger siblings were caught up in a horrified trance. Kiba was furious.
"Hey you," he exclaimed roughly, about to make his way to the hallway. Sasuke stopped him grabbing his arm and shoving him back into the living room.
"Shut up!" he mouthed, positioning the camera, "Don't you see we've hit the blackmail gold mine?"
Kiba glared daggers at Itachi, a low growl escaping from the back of his throat. Sasuke took the picture.
Jackpot
Sasuke smirked. Life was going to be very sweet.
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Piece of cake
Or so he thought
Hana bit him hard (again) and shoved him away. She was unusually strong, and he noticed the faint outlines of muscle on her arms.
"Who do you think you are?!" Hana whispered, enraged. He could see her eyes blazing in anger.
"You've ignored me for the 14 years that I've known you and now you just barge right in and decide to inspect the inside of my mouth? I don't think so," she poked him squarely in the chest.
Itachi noted that she was breathing heavily, no matter how much she denied it he knew he had affected her. He was a little closer to finishing this.
Sasuke walked into the hallway, a very conspiratorial glint in his obsidian eyes.
"We're finished," he said coolly.
Itachi nodded.
"See you at school Hana," he bit out, this was nauseating. Hana did not respond. Kiba let them out, a little violently she noted.
He scowled at the closed door and then turned protectively toward his sister.
"He gives you any trouble, you let me know sis," he spoke seriously.
Hana rubbed the back of her neck and attempted to laugh it off.
"You saw that?" she chuckled, "It was nothing, he won't do it again,"
Her younger brother eyed her skeptically and then shrugged his shoulders.
"Akamaru, Uchiha's gone we can go for a walk," Kiba ran out the door, his little white dog right behind him. She closed the door behind him.
Hana slumped against the wall, completely and utterly baffled. Where the hell had that come from?
She put her hands to her lips, still not quite comprehending. The eldest Inuzuka groaned. She was going to have to burn her lips off, maybe her entire face for good measure, and it was all Freakin' Uchiha's fault.
And the thing that disturbed her the most? He even kissed with no emotion. He was like a robot. His lips were unfeeling and cold. Ice cold.
Like the Freakin Ice King himself.
Thoughts?Questions?Concerns?Reviews?Please?
TCS