According to Plan
By TheCrackShipper
Summary: High School AU"Before we can achieve world domination you must seduce Inuzuka Hana into giving you the code," Things involving Hana never went according to plan ItachiHana
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Chapter 2: The Seeds of Disaster
It was dinner time with the Uchiha clan, cousins sat around the table, aunts and uncles laughed along with the parents. Uchiha Itachi was silent, graceful, and regal. He just had to get through dinner and then head upstairs to review some data.
"Hey big brother," Sasuke called out to him, a most dangerous smile on his face, "How was your day?"
Itachi turned blank dark eyes to stare at him, "It was decent thank you for asking Sasuke-kun,"
Sasuke twitched, his d$# brother always thought he was so cool.
"Anything interesting happen today?" Sasuke asked innocently.
"No nothing of interest, "Itachi sounded bored.
"Really?" Sasuke pushed.
"Really," his older brother was getting annoyed.
Sasuke's eyes were absolutely glowing. Seriously.
"Hey everyone!" Sasuke tapped his glass against the table, everyone turned to stare.
"Check this out," he held up the offending picture sealing Itachi's doom.
There was a relative silence as people let the contents of the photograph sink in.
And then…all hell broke loose.
"Who knew you had it in you Itachi," Tekka, his cousin smiled deviously.
"That's my man right here," Shisui clapped him on the back.
"Oh Itachi-chan I'm so happy, you finally have a girlfriend," his mother clapped her hands, "Is that that adorable Hana-chan, oh you must invite her over for dinner sometime, I must call up the girls," she rushed out of the kitchen muttering something about grandkids.
Uchiha Fugaku looked highly uncomfortable, "Well, Itachi I hope you understand, don't get the girl pregnant before you marry her, treat her with honor and respect,"
Shisui threw his arms around Itachi's shoulders, "Yeah use protection,"
His cousins sniggered. Fugaku was not amused.
"I do not intend to sleep with Hana," Itachi choked out, his cheeks the faintest shade of pink.
"Aww look he's blushing," Shisui poked his younger cousin's cheeks.
Itachi couldn't stand this anymore; he was going to kill Sasuke. He excused himself before he tore off any heads.
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In the safety of his room, he mentally blocked out the offending conversation, none of it would matter soon enough.
He grabbed the black liquid and dropped it into his eyes.
Don't Forget. Power.
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Next Day at School
Itachi opened his locker, and disposed of the sack of love letters. Pein had been right about one thing, the female population was overtly obsessed with him.
Though today it had been fairly quiet, a few, sobbing heart-broken girls but other then that he had not been bombarded as he entered the school.
"YOU JERK!"
He turned to see Hana marching toward him, a newspaper rolled up in her hand.
Wordlessly, she unrolled the newspaper, and shoved it in his face. Flashing at him was the offending photograph with the Headline, Has the Uchiha Itachi found Love?
"What were you thinking," she hissed, her hands were trembling she was so angry; "You couldn't use one of your fangirls for this stupid stunt?"
Itachi grabbed her hand, mind still on the mission, "It wasn't me Sasuke had the camera took the picture and sold it to the media,"
Hana noted dully that he was right Sasuke had been with Kiba who saw and he had had a camera.
She looked at their intertwined hands and then back up at him incredulously, "Are you kidding me?" she wrenched her hand away and crossed her arms in front of her chest, "Reporters were swarming in front of my house today, your fangirls just attacked me," she motioned to a cut on her cheek, "I barely got out of it alive, What is it you want Uchiha?!" she poked him in the chest, "I know for a fact your not interested, I'll give you whatever you want, and then we never have to say a thing to each other again,"
Itachi knew that Hana probably didn't know the code, and the angry glare on her face certainly wasn't going to give him something that important. She was an Inuzuka and Inuzuka's were known for their family loyalty.
Itachi gathered all his reserves, this was pathetic.
He gathered her in his arms, and leaned over to whisper in her ear.
"Isn't it obvious Hana?" he murmured, "I want you,"
She shoved him away.
"Stop that," she hissed, "I will find out Itachi, just stop turning us into a public spectacle."
With that she turned to stomp down the hallway, her brown ponytail swinging behind her. Itachi turned back to his locker. He couldn't help but feel slightly amused, she was interesting one Inuzuka Hana.
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