According to Plan
By TheCrackShipper
Summary: High School AU "Before we can achieve world domination you must seduce Inuzuka Hana into giving you the code," Things involving Hana never went according to plan ItachiHana
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Chapter 3: Konoha's hottest couple
It was ridiculous. All day, in every single class people unrestrainedly gawked in disbelief, which really wasn't too flattering.
Her, he chose her?! The catty whispers followed, green envy dripping from their snide remarks.
Of course not everyone was hostile. Her girl friends squealed in delight, parading her around as though she were a prize they had won. Teachers smiled at her and nodded knowingly when she tried to deny the false rumors circulating. Her guy friends wolf whistled and made sly remarks, thrusting their hips and winking. Hana made sure to bruise them, but her cheeks were inflamed as she sat for her last period of the day.
And of course, Uchiha Itachi just had to be in that class.
Sometimes life really sucked.
She sat in her desk, avoiding the many different stares.
"Well, hello class,"
Hana looked up to see Jiraiya-sensei grinning conspiratorially at her. Not at the class, at her. Hana sunk lower in her seat, trying to hide behind Kisame's sweatshirt.
"There seems to be a new couple in our midst,"
The rest of the class immediately turned to stare at Hana, not Itachi because Itachi was just too cool for mere mortal eyes. Hana sunk lower into her seat.
"And I'm sure we all know there is a dance coming up?
The relative expression on her classmates' faces could only be compared to a wolf that has cornered her prey.
"I'm sure Konoha's most popular couple will be attending?"
There was silence as Hana straightened up in her seat, ready to vehemently deny ever attending anything with Uchiha.
"Of course we will be attending," Itachi said smoothly, looking the picture of the school heart throb.
The fan girls broke into hysterical sobs and had to leave the classroom, but the rest of the class had taken on a thrilled silence. No one had heard the King speak a word about the allegations. Now it was official. The King was dating…dog girl.
Hana's face epitomized revolt and anger, her canines revealed in a snarl, but before she could say anything Jiraiya-sensei had swept them into history and she was left muttering death threats under her breath. She stomped down the hallway to her locker to see Itachi waiting for her.
Virtual fumes were shooting out of her nose and ears. She was just going to ignore him that was the perfect solution.
The Fangirls, unaware of the object of their affections, had blocked Hana's way, red flames dancing behind them.
"You think you can just sidle on up and trick Itachi-kun into going to the dance with you?!" One pretty girl sneered.
"We're going to change your mind," another snapped her fingers.
Hana was about to shout at them when she felt an arm drape across her shoulders. Itachi had come to stand next to her.
"Is there a problem here, sweetheart?" he murmured into her ear. The fangirls immediately retracted their claws.
"Oh Itachi-kun you don't need to be nice to her," Fangirl #1 purred, batting her eyelashes in what she probably thought was a seductive manner.
"Yeah we're just telling her to stop annoying you that's all," Fangirl #2 repeated #1's process.
Itachi moved to pick Hana up. There was a collective gasp. He pressed his lips to the hollow of her throat, and then moved to her collar bone. He could hear her little gasp, as well as the dramatic gasps from the fangirls.
Itachi tilted his toward the fangirls, and raised one dark eyebrow gracefully, "Do you mind we're busy,"
The fangirls gasped, burst into a fresh set of tears and left in a huff, muttering darkly about a conniving witch tricking their Itachi-kun.
He put Hana down, she staggered, still a bit shaken and turned to yell at him. She was surprised to see the faint pink tinge on his cheeks. His porcelain complexion made it stick out.
"I'm sorry about that," he indicated her neck clumsily. She found it almost endearing.
Itachi, however, was trying out a new tactic and was pleased to see it was having a greater effect. Maybe Hana was the type who went for the sensitive guys.
Hana would still not yield, but she was softening slightly.
"Look Uchiha," she sighed, "I still don't know what you're playing at, but maybe we can talk," she flipped open her cell phone, "I have an honor society meeting after school, but I can meet you at the front of the building afterwards,"
Itachi nodded, pleased, perfect, "Alright I have an Akatsuki meeting, I will see you later Hana-chan,"
Hana shivered, "Don't call me that Uchiha, it's so unnatural.
"Hey, there's our play-uh," Kisame hooted as Itachi entered the classroom.
"Yeah, you work fast, yeah," Deidara indicated the blasted front page taped to the wall.
Itachi glared, but the others continued with their banter.
"Dude, he's making out with Hana first day we receive assignments, next thing you know she's gonna walk in with a hickey," Kisame snorted.
The others roared.
"Alright, alright enough of this," Pein smirked, "Status Report,"
"Squared off the perimeter of the bank, and pinpointed defects in the security system," Kakuzu intoned.
"Located Aquarium Head's home and it is currently being staked out," Kisame was all business now.
"Currently researching Hyuuga clan members, and possible kidnap plans," Sasori motioned toward several diagrams on the desk.
The others informed of their dastardly plots and deeds. Zetsu's included a kitty with extra sharp claws and Pepto-Bismol.
The meeting was dismissed with another meeting two weeks later. Itachi breathed deeply, it was time to meet Hana.
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