Did any of you catch the latest episode? Total letdown! I am NOT happy with the writers of the show. I think my story 'The Adventure of a Lifetime' would be a good idea for the movie. Of course, some things would need to be changed. Like some songs I picked, cuz they only use Hannah songs on the show. But whatever. I'll let all you wonderful reviewers out there get on to the chapter. Luv ya!
"So you're telling me that you can tell how good a guy kisses, just by the way he eats a dang fruit?" Miley asked Lilly as they sat in her dressing room after a Hannah Montana concert reading a magazine. The concert had ended a half an hour earlier.
"Not just any fruit, my friend. An apple." The blonde informed as she started eating another chocolate covered strawberry she had concocted. "And that's just according to the very accurate magazine."
"Well, I think its faker 'n Uncle Earl when he says he'll lose all the weight he gains over the holidays. I swear that man gits bigger every Christmas." Miley shared. Lilly added this new information to her 'Uncle Earl Files'. This wasn't a guarantee, but the whole family from Tennessee might be coming to Malibu over the Christmas break this year. Lilly had to be prepared.
"Tell me, why are we hanging around here when the fans have left?" Jared asked, not removing his eyes from the air hockey game he and Jackson were playing. Jared was a year older than everyone, except Jackson. He was a year older than Jared.
"Because it's either we stay here with the free food and drinks, an air hockey table, a pinball machine, and a 52 inch plasma screen TV with American digital cable; or we could go back to the hotel with their 36 inch regular TV with British shows while snacking on food from the mini bar." Lilly explained. (No offense to British TV.)
"Did I mention how much I love your dressing room Miley?" Jared asked, telling them all that he was staying here with them. Miley went over to the mirror and put on some lip gloss. Jake sat down in her spot and put a movie in the DVD player. Lilly was about to complain when she saw that it was Hoot. Jake had starred in it the year before, and when Lilly thought of his hair from back then, she remembered that Miley thought it looked better that way. She laughed slightly at the memory, but stopped when she received strange looks.
Miley came back, gave Jake an annoyed look for being in her spot, then just sat down next to him. Out of no where, Lilly asked, "So Jake. What would be your favorite flavor of lip gloss?"
"Huh?" He curled his lip and scrunched his eyebrows, and Miley thought it looked adorab- HILARIOUS.
"If you were to kiss a girl, what flavor of lip gloss would you want her to where?" Lilly explained a little more, and then he noticed her reading it from that magazine.
"Oh, uh" 'Please say raspberry!' Miley silently prayed in her head, whereas her little voice, and Lilly, were praying 'Please say strawberry!' "Well, definitely NOT raspberry." 'NO!' 'YES!' "I guess I'd have to say strawberry." He replied. 'NO!' 'YES!'
Miley immediately threw away her half-eaten strawberry. "Hey Miley, can I smell that new lip gloss of yours?" Lilly asked. Miley reluctantly unscrewed the top and handed it to Lilly. As Lilly planned, Jake caught a whiff of it, and froze. Miley wore his favorite flavor! Wow he was glad that no one heard that.
After about ten minutes or so into the movie, Miley started yawning. The concert had worn her out. "How do yawn at MY movie?!" Jake asked, faking irritation.
"Like this." Miley said and yawned again. Then she shut her eyes. Her head leaned over to the most confortable/available place; which just happened to be Jake's shoulder. He half smiled and his eyes widened with amazement and happiness.
Over on the other side of the couch, Oliver was whining that he was the only one that didn't have a seat. "Well, that's what you get for hitting on the make up girls while we started the movie!" Lilly whispered harshly at Oliver.
"Ok, so I've learned my lesson! Now please let me sit there!"
"No!"
"Please! You can sit on my lap." He offered.
"Uh! Will it get ya to shut up?" He nodded his head like a little boy. "Ok, fine. Here." He sat down and looked gratefully into her blue eyes. She smiled slightly, than sat down on his lap, leaning her head to one side. He rested his head comfortably on her shoulder so he could get a better view of the screen. She blushed slightly, and when she realized this, she thanked Miley inwardly for turning off the lights. (There Sara. Is this enough to tide you over?!)
About a half hour later, Robbie Ray came in and cleared his throat. After his sleeping daughter woke up and shuddered at the place her head chose as a pillow, he said it was time to go. Jake grabbed his DVD and they all left for the limo. They had reordered larger ones for the rest of the tour so that Jake, Jason, and Jared could just ride with them and then they split the cost. Miley, unfortunately, wound up next to Jake.
I say that all these events tonight are signs.
Signs? You're kidding, right?
I would never kid when it comes to Jiley.
Jiley?
Yeah, it's your couple name. It came down to either Jiley or Jaley. I figured Jaley sounded more like a prison sentence.
If I were dating Jake, that's what it would be.
Will you ever get over your denial?
No!
Ha! You just admitted you were in denial!
Y-You didn't let me finish! I meant, No! Because I'm not in denial about anything!
Sure you're not. Bye!
Miley put her headphones on and tried to rid herself of Jiley. Yet, strangely, she couldn't. And even more strangely, she almost didn't want to. The voice's words came back to her.
I'm your half that loves Jake. And really soon, I'll be taking over your thoughts.
Miley shuddered at the memory. The car took a sharp turn to the right, and everyone was thrown harshly to the left. Miley was thrown into Jake and the contact sent, instead of the usual creeps, sparks every place that they were touching. Then, just as quickly as it turned, the car straitened out again and everyone was back on their spots. All except Miley, who was contemplating the meaning of the tingling sensation that was still everywhere she was touching Jake.
"Uh, Miley?" Jake asked, not really sure if he was dreaming.
"What?!" She asked, not wanting to be interrupted from her debate. She looked at Jake, only t realize that she was still leaning into him. She immediately shot up and said, "Uh, sorry. Concerts… tired… (yawn)… sleep." He looked at her strangely. She smiled innocently back.
Lilly looked at her knowingly as they entered their room. "What?" Miley asked, a baffled expression securely planted on her face.
"Nothing. It's just that, oh I dunno, YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR THE ZOMBIE SLAYER!" Lilly practically screamed. Miley ran over and slapped her hand over Lilly's gianormous mouth.
"Sh! Your gunna wake up the whole continent!" Miley hissed into Lilly's ear. Lilly, in turn, licked Miley's hand. "Ew!" Miley whipped her wet hand on her jeans.
"Mm, strawberry." Miley gave her a really strange look. "Sorry, but it's true. You SO like Jake."
"Pf, I do not! Where would you get that idea?" Miley asked as her eyes darted around the room, looking at anything besides Lilly's.
"Well, you kept glancing at him the whole ride here, you were leaning into him like it was the last chance you'd get, and now you're avoiding my gaze, which only happens when you're lying." Lilly said smartly.
"Wow, them magazines must really work." Miley said, completely abandoning her lie.
"Yep. So when are you gonna tell him?!" Lilly asked excitedly.
"Tell him?! I aint even sure if I like him! It's just a possibility." Miley explained, heading to the bathroom with her pajamas in her arms. Lilly rolled her eyes at her naïve friend's back.
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