"All right," Jake said, "You will each be teleported to a different arena from SSBB. The fights will take place one at a time. Remember, whoever gets the first KO wins. Also, no items or powerups will be allowed. First up are Mario and Bowser."

"I'll beat you just as always," Mario assured his opponent.

"We'll see," Bowser said.

"You ready?" Jake asked, "Fight!"

Mario and Bowser were teleported to Delfino Plaza. Mario had no doubts of winning. He charged at Bowser and tried to punch him. Bowser dodged and exhaled fire at Mario. It burned the plumber, who stumbled towards the edge, and Bowser did a spin, sending Mario down and out of the arena.

"Winner: Bowser!"

Link and Ganondorf were teleported to the Bridge of Eldin. They charged at each other and began to duel. They fought for several minutes, before King Bublin came and made part of the bridge disappear. Link and Ganondorf jumped on opposite ends. Link leaped up into the air and swung at Ganondorf, who jumped backwards and leaped at Link as well. However, he jumped to high and went over Link and down into the abyss.

"Winner: Link!"

Luigi and Wario came to Mario Circuit. Wario jumped on his bike and raced towards Luigi, who jumped out of the way just in time. He was so nervous he didn't dare attack. Wario turned around and raced towards Luigi again. This time, he fell down onto the bottom track as the racers 

came by and received severe damage as he was sent back onto the top track. Wario bit him, causing more damage. Wario jumped and Luigi saw why as the cars hit him and sent him out of the arena.

"Winner: Wario!"

Fox and Wolf were sent to Lylat Cruise. They instantly shot at each other. The lasers intercepted each other. They charged at each other and did Fire Fox and Fire Wolf respectively. They narrowly missed each other. Fox turned around and performed Fox illusion three times back and forth to Wolf and performed Fire Fox again, sending him off the stage.

"Winner: Fox!"

Kirby and Samus were teleported to Norfair. Kirby sucked Samus in and transformed into Samus Kirby. He shot at Samus, who jumped at charged up her laser. Kirby charged at hit her with hit hammer, sending her to the edge. She got up and shot a missile at Kirby, who floated above her and transformed into a rock, hurling down and hitting Samus. She charged up her laser full and shot at Kirby. He dodged and hit Samus with his hammer again. She fell to the ground and, as Kirby advanced on her again, she did something. Since Smash balls were required for her to transform, she ordered her suit to fall off. Kirby stopped, staring at her. Samus took the chance and grabbed Kirby and threw him off the edge. He reacted too late and fell into the lava.

"Winner: Samus!"

Metaknight and Yoshi were teleported to Yoshi's island. Metaknight flew towards Yoshi, who jumped above and performed a Yoshi bomb on Metaknight. He used a tornado and send Yoshi to the edge. Yoshi 

extended his tongue out and trapped Metaknight in an egg. He then performed another Yoshi bomb on Metaknight. As he got up, he flew up into the air and was hit by one of Yoshi's eggs. Yoshi then kicked Metaknight, sending him to the ground. Yoshi performed another Yoshi bomb, sending Metaknight off stage.

"Winner: Yoshi!"

Zelda and Peach were sent to Hyrule Temple. Zelda performed Din's Fire, burning Peach. She picked a vegetable and threw it at Zelda, who blocked it with Nayru's love. Peach ran up to Zelda and tried to hit her with Toad, but Zelda performed Farore's Wind and teleported onto the roof above Peach. She then transformed into Sheik. She dropped down back onto Peach and hit her several times with her chain. As Peach was thrown back, Sheik threw needles at her, sending her off the stage.

"Winner: Zelda!"

DK and Pikachu were teleported to Pokémon Stadium 2. DK performed handslap, sending the mouse into the air several times before punching him again. Pikachu send electricity towards the ape, hitting him but doing little damage. DK the charged up his punch at hit Pikachu again, sending him flying off stage.

"Winner: DK!"

Ike and Pit were sent to Castle Siege. Ike performed Aether, sending his sword down on the angel. Pit then fired an arrow at Ike and hit him. He then split his bow into swords and charged at Ike, dueling him. After a few minutes, and reaching the final stage, Pit sent Ike over the edge. However, Ike performed Aether again and just barely grabbed onto the 

ledge and pulled himself up. He took Pit by surprise and performed counter, sending Pit into the lava.

"Winner: Ike!"

Falco and Lucas were sent to New Pork City. As Falco charged at Lucas, the boy ran away. Falco chased Lucas all over the stage, from platform to platform until not one inch of the stage was left out in the stage. Finally, Falco grew tired and could chase no more. Lucas had planned this and performed all his moves one after the other, sending Falco out and off the stage.

"Winner: Lucas!"

Lucario and Ness were sent to Spear Pillar. Lucario created an energy ball and sent it at Ness. It hit him and sent him flying out of sight. Lucario couldn't believe he'd won that easily, but realized the announcer hadn't called time as he approached the edge and Ness performed PK Thunder from the bottom level and sent the frightened Lucario off the edge.

"Winner: Ness!"

Snake and Toon Link were teleported to the Pirate Ship. Instantly, Snake got sea sick and began throwing up like crazy all over the deck. Toon Link gave a disgusted look. As Snake finished after about 5 minutes, he was dizzy and began stepping around aimlessly before slipping on his vomit and falling into the sea.

"Winner: Toon Link!"



ROB and Pichu were teleported to Pictochat. Rob teleported into the air, which was a bad idea as a big fire was drawn where he went into. He bounced around and flew out of sight.

"Winner: Pichu!"

Olimar and Jigglypuff were teleported to Distant Planet. Olimar summoned a few pikmin and sent them towards Jigglypuff, who merely began signing and put them to sleep. After several waves of Pikmin were put to sleep, Olimar himself ran towards Jigglypuff and was put to sleep. Jigglypuff then performed a successful rest and sent Olimar flying.

"Winner: Jigglypuff!"

Marth and Diddy Kong were teleported to Rumble Falls. Instantly, Marth began to jump up and up as Diddy Kong followed behind, wanting to fight. Diddy Kong forgot it was a moving stage and, after a few minutes, was too slow and was sucked out of the arena.

"Winner: Marth!"

Trainer (that's what I'll call Pokémon Trainer from now on except on special occasions.) and Capt. Falcon were teleported to Big Blue. Trainer threw out Charzard since Capt. Falcon was a man's man. However, Charzard laid down on the racer and fell asleep (just like in the show). Trainer yelled at him, but Charzard only blew fire at him. Capt. Falcon then used a Falcon Punch and set Charzard off the stage.

"Winner: Capt. Falcon!"

King Dedede and Game & Watch were sent to Flat Zone 2. Game and Watch took out some bacon, catching the penguin's attention. Dedede 

couldn't take his eyes off the meat. So, Game and Watch threw it off stage and Dedede rushed after it.

"Winner: Game and Watch!"

Roy and Dr. Mario were sent to Summit. Roy charged up his sword and unleashed its energy on Dr. Mario. He then screamed in a pitch ten times as high as a 4-year-old girl and jumped off the stage.

"Winner: Roy!"

Young Link and Mewtwo were sent to Smashville. Mewtwo and Young Link both received and avoided many powerful attacks from each other. However, as Young Link lay on the ground and Mewtwo charged up his energy, Young Link told him his shoes were untied. As Mewtwo looked down to realize he wasn't wearing any shoes at all, Young Link performed a Spin Attack and sent Mewtwo off stage.

"Winner: Young Link!"

Finally, Sonic and Shadow were teleported to Green Hill Zone. As Shadow went on as to why it was playing Sonic Boom instead of Live and Learn, Sonic performed attacks and eventually KOd him.

"Winner: Sonic!"