"Okay," Jake said, "Now that we know who the winners are, I will set the beds so that if the losers touch the bed, they will receive a shock. So, you will find your names on the doors of your rooms. Be sure to get plenty of sleep for tomorrow. Also, you will find a button in your rooms. If there's a problem, press the said button."

The smashers got their bags and entered the house. The house had a living room to the right, a kitchen to the left, and a staircase in front of them. They all went to their rooms. Jake was the last to get to his. As he entered his, it was nothing special, except for the pad on the wall with 21 red dots on it to tell him when there was a problem in a room. Other than that, it had a TV, bed, stand, clock, and closet just like every other bedroom in the house. There was also a piece of paper underneath to tell whose room was represented by which dots.

He looked at the clock on the stand beside his bed as he sat down on it. It was now 8:30. He and the smashers had already eaten. He was tired though. Keeping up with all 42 smashers was a big job.

As he lay down on the bed and closed his eyes, he was disturbed by a loud noise, almost like an alarm. He looked at the pad and saw all 21 dots were going off. He sighed, walked over to the intercom and said, "Attention all smashers. Please report to the outside the front of the house to discuss whatever your problems are."

As all 42 smashers stood outside the house, all beside their partners, Jake stood up on the steps and asked, "I will come to everyone eventually. First, Mario, Bowser, what's your problem?"

"Bowser cheated in the match!" Mario yelled.

"I did not!" Bowser yelled, "You were just too cocky to fight properly."



"Look!" Jake yelled, "Mario, Bowser won fair and square. Get over it! Now, Link, Ganondorf, what's your problem?"

"Link wanted to play Ocarina of Time while I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto!" Ganondorf yelled.

"Ocarina of Time rocks! Grand Theft Auto sucks!" Link yelled.

"What!" Jake said, "You two were willing to haul game systems all the way to your room to play one game?"

"Yes!" Ganondorf and Link said at the same time.

"Look, no playing game systems," Jake said, "They build up the bills. You can only play them if they're hand held. Now, Luigi, Wario, what's your problem?"

"Wario broke the bed by laying down on it!" Luigi yelled, "He doesn't deserve it!"

"It's not my fault the thing's so cheap!" Wario yelled.

"I knew Wario would break the bed!" Jake yelled, "That's why I put cushioning under the bed just in case he won!"

"That explains why I didn't hurt myself…" Wario said.

"Next, Fox and Wolf,"

"He shot me in the arm!" Fox yelled.

"It was an accident! I was loading it and it went off!" Wolf insisted.

"It was pointed right at my head!" Fox yelled.

"Good thing you jumped to the side then!" Wolf yelled.



"That's it!" Jake yelled, "Everyone give me all your weapons!"

Everyone booed at this.

"You can blame Wolf for abusing that privilege!" Jake announced. After a few minutes, Jake had locked the mountain of weapons in the closet and locked it with his key.

"Next, Kirby and Samus," Jake said, already tired of this stupid nonsense.

"He threw my power suit down the stairs and broke it!" Samus yelled.

"Why did you do that?" Jake asked.

"So I could see her without her suit on more often!" Kirby said.

"Samus, do you think you can repair it?" Jake asked.

"Yes," Samus said.

"Next time you do that Kirby you'll get in trouble," Jake warned, "Now, what's the problem with Metaknight and Yoshi?"

"He's the most annoying creature to ever walk this earth!" Metaknight yelled.

"Live with it!" Jake yelled, "Now, what's with Zelda and Peach?"

"I have no place to sleep!" Peach yelled.

"Find somewhere to sleep just like 20 other smashers!" Jake yelled, "Now, DK, Pikachu, what's with you?"

"He ate my banana!" DK yelled.

"Just one?"



"Yeah, so?"

"How many do you have?" Jake asked.

"74 others," DK answered.

"Then eat those!" Jake yelled, "Now, what's wrong with Ike and Pit?"

"I think he's gay!" Ike said.

"I'm not gay!" Pit yelled.

"Ike, Pit isn't gay and quit being a homophobe," Jake said, "Now, what's with Falco and Lucas?"

"He's a crybaby!" Falco yelled.

"He's mean!" Lucas yelled.

"Falco, stop aggravating Lucas," Jake said, "He's sensitive. Now, what' wrong with Lucario and Ness."

"He turned me into a chicken!" Lucario yelled as he revealed his chicken-fied form.

"I got a couple spells mixed up!" Ness replied, "Besides, he's much better mannered that way!"

"Ness, no turning Lucario into a chicken," Jake said, "And Mewtwo, change him back."

Mewtwo changed Lucario back into his previous as Jake continued, "What's the problem with Snake and Toon Link?"

"He drew a mustache on my military I.D.!" Snake yelled.

"It was funny!" Toon Link yelled.



"Toon Link, don't draw mustaches on Snake's I.D.," Jake said, "And can you get another?"

"I suppose…" Snake said bitterly.

"Now, what is it, ROB and Pichu?"

"I am scared of him!" ROB yelled.

"Why?"

"He tried to kill me!" ROB said, but Pichu looked so cute and innocent. When everyone turned away, however, an evil smile appeared on Pichu's face. Jake saw this out of the corner of his eye and said, "ROB, a collar will be put on Pichu so that if he means you any harm, he'll receive a shock."

After the said collar was put on Pichu, Jake said, "Now, what's with Olimar and Jigglypuff?"

"She put all my pikmin to sleep!" Olimar said.

"It's not my fault you made them weary by making them slave over you all day!" Jigglypuff yelled.

"Jigglypuff, no singing!" Jake ordered, "Now, what's wrong with Marth and Diddy Kong?"

"He listens to rock so loud, I can hear it as if it's a rock concert, even though he's wearing double headphones!"

"If it's too loud, you're too old!" Diddy Kong said.



"Diddy Kong, if you can't listen to your music at a reasonable tone, you can't listen to it at all!" Jake said, "Now, what's with Falcon and Trainer?"

"All he does is play annoying Pokémon!" Falcon yelled.

"All he does is watch disgusting porn!" Trainer yelled.

"Trainer, don't play Pokémon without headphones, Falcon, how did you get to the porn channel if I blocked it?"

"Um……." Was what Falcon said.

Jake sighed, deciding to double block it later, and said, "What's with Dedede and Game & Watch?"

"He made me jump out the window!" Dedede yelled.

"How?"

"By throwing bacon out!"

"Game & Watch, don't make Dedede jump out the window," Jake said, no tired of this endless nightmare, as he continued, "What is it Ice Climbers?"

"I'm tired of sharing everything with my brother!" Nana complained.

"Same here! Except with my sister!" Popo complained.

"I have more important things to deal with now, thank you," Jake said, now exhausted, "What's with Roy and Dr. Mario?"

"He called me a rip-off of Marth!" Roy yelled.

"He called me a rip-off of Mario!" Dr. Mario yelled.



"Just ignore each other!" Jake said, "Now, Young Link and Mewtwo, what is it?"

"He called me a hobbit!" Young Link said.

"It was a complement!" Mewtwo yelled.

"Actually, hobbits did save all of Middle-Earth by going on an impossible journey and resisting an impossible temptation in Lord of the Rings, which is one of the most loved books in the world, not to mention an ever growing popular film trilogy," Jake explained, "So, yeah it's a complement."

"Oh," Young Link understood.

"Anyways, it's just Sonic and Shadow now. What is it?"

"Nothing," Sonic said, "I just wanted to press the button!"

Jake twitched as if he wanted to slap Sonic to Mars. Alternatively, he grumbled, "That will be all."

He then stormed up to his room and slammed the door, fed up with the smasher's ignorance.

Note: I would have had this up yesterday, but the keyboard was acting like a butt-head yesterday afternoon and I couldn't type this until yesterday evening. I actually finished at 11:42, but I didn't want to upload it so late. So, stay tuned!