K peoples, I dunno. I just feel like I should say something. Pudding! There, I said something! Oh, this is still their flashback.

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Disclaimer: I happen to know the names of the rest of the second season episodes, but that's not because I own Hannah Montana, it's because I have internet access!

"Sneak out?! Are you crazy?! What if we get caught?!" She asked.

"First, multiple therapists have told me I have HCD; Half Crazy Disorder." He joked. She glared at his immaturity. "And second, we won't get caught. We'll say we're tired and go to bed early. Then I'll sneak out first and knock on your door." He explained.

"You've done this before, haven't ya?" She asked knowingly.

"One or twice." He answered.

"How will we get there?" She asked, finding a flaw in his ever-so-brilliant plan.

He smiled a half smile. "I have my means of transportation." He answered mysteriously.

"I don't know…" She said hesitantly.

"Aw, come on. Hey, you said it yourself. If you're not at this party, Traci will make you the laughing stock of the celebrity world. At least, she will until Brittany or Lindsey does something dumb again." He reminded her.

"You really want this date, don't ya?"

"Yes!" He said dramatically. She tried suppressing a blush, but her face didn't listen. To cover for it, she rolled her eyes. He still managed to notice her reddened cheeks, and a small smirk formed on his lips.

"Ok, ok." She said, then stepped off the elevator.

"Yes!" He cheered, happy that his powers of persuasion still worked. "By the way, great concert today!" He complimented. Little did she know that that concert inspired a song for him.

The next day, they all got on the plane that was headed for Paris. Lilly and Miley were on the edge of their seat, unable to contain the excitement of being so close to Paris. Jake was excited because it was the city of romance, and he intended to win Miley's heart if it killed him.

When they stepped off the plane, they were awestruck. Even the airport was romantic! (I've never been to France, so bare with me! And I changed that wedding thing to France, not Spain.)

"Anywhere in this city would be perfect for a first kiss." Miley noted out loud, which Jake couldn't help but overhear.

"You've never kissed a guy before?!" He asked, bewildered. She shook her head no. "You're lying!" He said like he'd just caught on. However her look remained serious.

"No."

He walked away, not knowing what to believe anymore. She shook her head at his strange behavior.

That night, Jake wandered into Miley's dressing room early, only to find her crossed-legged on the floor, eyes closed, thumb and index finger attached on each hand, and her other three fingers sticking out saying, "Ohm." Over and over.

"Uh, Miley?" He asked tentatively.

"What?" She asked in annoyance, not opening her eyes.

"What'cha doin?" He asked in a sing-song tone.

"Meditating." She answered.

"Why?" He asked curiously.

"To calm my nerves."

"Finally a multiple syllable answer!" He joked. She opened her eyes, her relaxation penetrated. "Wait, you get nervous?"

"Everyone does." She said like it was obvious.

"Well, good luck tonight!" He offered. She smiled at him slightly.

When she came back to her dressing room after her first song, she saw them all gathered around Jake's laptop.

"What're ya guys doin?" She asked, slightly scared.

"Jake's making a theme song for each of us." Lilly explained. "Except Jackson! He's a party pooper. Ya want one?"

"Whatever. I gotta go." She grabbed an outfit and headed into the bathroom.

She came back every time to find them all watching TV as Jake huddled over his computer. When it was over, she came back and was handed a slip of paper.

"What's this?" She asked holding up the sheet of paper."

"Your theme song." Jake explained. As she was about to open it, he shouted, "Not yet! We're going in an order. Jason's first. Then Jared, Lilly, Oliver, and you."

Jason opened his slip of paper. "What's 'The Kid in You'?" Jake started playing it on his laptop. It was an older song by Aaron Carter.

"Ok, Jared. Go ahead." Jake instructed, stifling a laugh.

"'Why Is Love So Hard to Find?' by Jesse McCartney. Funny." They listened to it anyway.

"Miley told me about this song, and I agreed that it was perfect for you." Jake explained as Lilly opened her paper. She frowned.

"Haha, Miley. 'Best Friend' by Toy Box." They all watched the Billy/Olivia video on YouTube.

Oliver opened his paper, then glared at Jake. "Hey, the truth hurts, my friend." Jake said as he started Oliver's song.

They see me mowin,

My front lawn

I know they're all thinkin I'm so white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Think I'm just too white and nerdy

Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy

Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

The group broke out laughing as Oliver sang along to the song he knew too well, yet never thought of it to fit himself. Probably because he wasn't as smart as the song said.

After he finished, Miley was ordered to open her paper. "If I did one for myself, that woulda been it." Jake informed them all.

"Cute." She said tonelessly, while in her head she through a party. Jake started playing 'Bringing Sexy Back' by Justin Timberlake.

After anxiously waiting for Friday, it arrived. The entire group went to dinner at the hotel restaurant. Jake had a change of plan. He texted Miley, who was a cross the table from him.

Change of plan. Play along.

She sent him a questioning look. He winked. "Whoa, man am I beat. I think I'm gonna turn in early. Rest up for the wedding tomorrow." Miley caught on.

"Me too. My stomach aint feeling right. I think I should go rest."

"Well, good night." They all said. When They got into the hallway, Miley pulled out her phone and sent Lilly a text message. They had filled her, Oliver, Jason, and Jared in on the plan.

Cover for us!

Then the two went back to their rooms and changed into their party clothes. When he was done, Jake walked across the hall to Miley's room and knocked. "Just a minute!" She called out. This was her first Jake, and, although she wasn't gonna tell him, she wanted to make a good impression. When she looked through the peephole and saw it was him, she could tell he was trying to impress her too.

She opened the door, and his mouth dropped. He felt himself start to sweat, and heat was definitely rising to his face.

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