The next event was the one where you run and stick the pole in the ground and launch yourself over the bar (I can't remember what it's called!). One partner was supposed to go over the bar and the other was to run out, grab the rod from where the person landed and run to the finish line 100 yards away. Since they were doing one at a time per team, it was whoever had the best timing that would win.

First up, Mario was launching. He ran forward fast as possible and, instead of sticking the pole into the hole like he was supposed to, he slammed it down on his foot.

"OW!!!!!! Oh my god! Medic!" Mario yelled in pain. Jake knew since he didn't get over the pole, he was disqualified.

Next was Luigi. He ran forward, slower than Mario though, but like Mario, stuck the pole not in the hole, but instead on the solid ground and few inches from the hole and the pole hit him right in the face. He stumbled back and fell flat on his back.

Next was Link, who ran faster than Mario and Luigi, and, instead of sticking the pole in the hole, threw it and hit a judge right in the eye.

"MEDIC!!!!!!!!!"

Next up was Fox, who ran the fastest and threw the stick, which spun horizontally and hit a person in the head.

"You son of a…..!!!" the person yelled as security guards held him back.

Next was Kirby, who ran fast and, instead of sticking the pole in the ground at all, floated above the pole and landed as close to the finish line as he could.

"You cheater!" Jake yelled at him.

Next was Metaknight, who stuck the pole in the hole alright, but snapped the stick in half.

"I TOLD you not to hold it so tight!" Yoshi yelled from the sideline.

Next was Zelda, who ran and transformed into sheik as she leaped into the air.

"I told you no transformations!" Jake yelled.

"Then how am I supposed to get over?"

"Just do it with your dress on!"

"And risk getting it dirty? I don't think so!"

Next was DK, who ran as fast as his body would let him, and when he got to the hole, he struck it with the stick do hard, the pole was buried halfway in the ground.

"You giant ape!" Pikachu yelled from afar.

Next was Ike, who ran up to it, but had a slight problem….

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP RUNNING!!!!!!!" Pit yelled after Ike who was halfway off the field by now.

Next was Falco, who was launched into the air, but didn't move far enough forward and landed on the pole where the sun don't shine. He gasped and fell off and landed on the side he launched from.

"That has gotta hurt…" Jake said.

Next was Lucario, who ran (or floated, more accurately described), but turned right before the hole and charged at Ness and began beating the crap out of him with the stick.

"I'LL SHOW YOU TO TURN ME INTO A CHICKIN!!!" Lucario yelled as security guards rushed to restrain him.

Next was Snake, who ran and launched himself into the air, but flew over to the sidelines and landed face-first on the ground.

"Ow………" Snake groaned.

Next was ROB, who forgot to stick the pole in the ground and charged into the bar's supporting pole.

"For a robot, he isn't very smart," Pichu said.

Next was Olimar, who ran forth and stuck the pole in the ground and who apparently didn't know what he was supposed to do either, because he lifted himself into the air and supported his entire upside-down body on the pole.

"Dummy…" Jigglypuff groaned.

Next was Marth, who ran as fast as he could and launched himself in the air, but flew straight to the sidelines and landed on Diddy Kong.

"You idiot!" Diddy Kong yelled.

Next was Capt. Falcon, who ran, but looked at the ground and saw a woman looking at him. He was so occupied with looking at her, he launched himself on the pole, but spun sideways on the pole and hit the bar's supporting pole with his face.

"Pervert!" Red (also known as Pokémon Trainer) yelled.

Dedede was up next and stuck the pole in the ground perfectly and was lifted into the air, but the pole bent backwards because of his weight and snapped in half.

"Fatso!" Game and Watch yelled.

"What?!?!" Dedede yelled, raising his head. He got up and chased after Game and Watch, who ran away.

Popo was the next person and ran forward and launched himself into the air and landed perfectly on the ground. Nana then ran out, grabbed the rod from him, and ran as fast as she could to the finish line.

"Finally!" Jake said, thankful someone had actually done it right.

Roy was next and ran and launched himself into the air, but flew to the side and landed face-first… in Zelda's chest! She then slapped him silly. As if that weren't enough, Link came forth and punched his lights out (Roy was unaffected by this.).

"Sicko…" Zelda said to him.

Next was Young Link, who ran forth and launched himself, but because he was too weak, he didn't even get up to the bar before he fell back.

"Wimp…" Mewtwo commented.

Finally, it was just Sonic who ran forth, and launched himself, but too hard as he was launched into the air and, several minutes later, fell back down and landed on his back.

"Ugh…" Shadow groaned.

A few minutes later, all the other partners watching except for Nana met on the field.

"Since all your partners were incompetent, you will race for 2nd and 3rd place. Ready… set… go!!!"

They all took off, but Bowser, Wario, Lucas, Ness, Toon Link, and Jigglypuff soon ran out of breath. Ganondorf, Peach, Pit, Diddy Kong, Red, Game and Watch, Dr. Mario, and Mewtwo were all taking their sweet time. Samus and Shadow were in the lead, with Wolf, Yoshi, Pikachu, and Pichu close behind.

In the end, The Ice Climbers came in 1st, Sonic and Shadow were in 2nd, and Kirby and Samus were in 3rd. The host decided to keep the scores that way and not count the race scores since most of the duos were pretty incompetent for both members.