Wha!! This is the best chapter this fic has ever been graced with! And do you know why?
Because This fic was done with my Lovely Beta as my co-writer!! Originally this was to be a secret present for HoS, but i got...stuck.
Try and guess who wrote what half!
dedicated to Heart of Shou and your love of all things Snape. This is for being amazing
"Potions"
"Poisons"
"Potions"
"Poisons"
"Potion"
"Poison"
Draco never though he would see the day that the potions teacher Severus Snape would fall to petty arguing with someone half his size.
The man seemed ready to pull out his fume-greased hair
"Now listen hear you impudent little boy. This class is for learning Potions."
The blonde looked just as aggregated "Potion, Poison! It's the same thing right?! They'll both kill the person you slip it too so what's your problem?!"
"My problem' as you so put it is that we shall do no such things with our potions. No potion that I will teach you is meant to be used to kill others!"
"fine, fine, Drug the person so you can kill them after interrogation. Same difference!"
The man looked somewhere between horrified and enraged "You will not be using your potions to drug anyone!"
"Then why are we in a Poison class?!"
The potions master went silent. This didn't happen often, but when it did even Draco felt fear.
"Hey! Hey! Answer my question! If we're not going to make poisons or drugs what could we be making?!"
For a long moment, Snape said nothing. He merely closed his eyes and bowed his head. In anyone else this would have been a sign of defeat but the tension only thickened, a rabbit's heart ready to burst.
Then Snape lifted his head again and looked Naruto in the eye. "You presume much to speak to me this way," came his low drawl. "I have little patience and you only stretch it further every time you open that nonsensical mouth of yours." There was a small little light that appeared in Snape's eye that made Draco want to duck and cover. "However, your reputation precedes you, nin-ja and I am not one to come unprepared."
'Too many big words and not enough getting to the point,' thought Naruto. Out loud, he only huffed, "Oh yeah? And what exactly is your secret weapon? If you even have one that is."
"I am not one to bluff, Uzumaki," Snape pronounced Naruto's last name perfectly, but for some reason that only added to Naruto's irritation. Then Snape reached into his sleeve and pulled out what looked like a thin piece of paper with caricatures that looked surprisingly like kanji.
'What is that supposed to do?' Naruto wondered. 'But, really. Iruka-sensei has looked more threatening with a roll of duct tape.'
"Is that..." Sakura spoke up softly. Then she nearly jumped out of her seat. "Oh my gosh, it is! A special seal especially designed to silence foxes when they're being too noisy! I've been looking for those everywhere!"
'Gah!' thought Naruto, feeling sweat break out on his forehead. 'Worse than duct tape!'
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