Yeupp… okay, I know I haven't updated in like forever but I was thinking of an ending and honestly wasn't sure if I should just end it there. Please forgive me… and I've been working on a lot more stories (hint hint: please read and comment!!).
This chapter is kinda short but it's the ending one so… yeahh. Haha on with the story. And it's still in Emmett's POV.
And this is the last time I will say that I don't own Twilight in More Than A Klutz To Me *sobs*
It had been a few weeks since the Rock Band incident and I had just gotten back from shopping with Jasper. We went to the Game Stop. Mhm, you see where I'm going here.
So Edward and Bella were fighting over her immortality (*rolls eyes*) and then Edward finally distracting her with what she calls "dazzling" (*rolls eyes again*). But this time he didn't seem to have the same effect on her as usual. I shrugged at Jasper who mumbled he could really care less.
"Stay here and don't move," I heard Bella order to Edward. "I'm getting something to eat and then we will continue this discussion later." My blond brother and I snorted under our breath, Edward hissed at us, and then Bella came stomping down the stairs. "Stupid, shiny Volvo owning, unreliable vampire," she muttered even though everyone within a fifty mile radius could hear her.
"Something wrong, Bella?" I asked innocently.
She glared at me but replied, "Edward's still not going to change me unless we get married."
"It's not that bad," I said. "I quite enjoy it, actually."
The human didn't respond and just looked at me while grabbing an Oreo from the pantry. Who comes up with the name Oreo anyway? It's kind of stupid. The thing is just a disgusting chocolate cookie with icing in the middle.
"Tell me about it," Edward whispered from upstairs even though there was no possible way Bella could hear him even if he spoke.
Oblivious to Edward in his bedroom above us, Bella waltzed over and looked at the gargantuan bag we had gotten.
"Whatcha guys up to?" She asked, curious but wary.
I grinned at her like a fool, waiting for the idea to click in her tiny head. She just watched me while Edward coughed a laugh loud enough for her to hear.
"EDWARD I TOLD YOU NOT TO MOVE!" She screeched. Wow, she must be pissed at him because I'd never heard him be so frightened in his life; he had taken a few steps from the bed, but she couldn't hear that, and completely froze when the chick yelled.
"Chill, Bella," Jasper said in a smooth Jamaican accent, releasing his special vampire superpower over us all. But Bella did not even move- her eyes only darted to Jasper and he cowered away under her glare. "Sorry," he murmured, too scared for anything louder.
Bella sighed. "I'm sorry, Jasper," she said gently. She walked over to him and wrapped her fragile arms around his shoulders in a friendly hug. I saw him stiffen for a moment before embracing her back.
"You guys are creepers," I said, shaking my head and turning back to the bag covered box.
"So what's in there, Emmett?" Bella asked, standing at my side.
Edward came down the stairs then yelling, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" He stopped suddenly when he saw his possibly- almost- fiancée.
She had her fists on her hips and was looking up at him through her eyelashes, a painful, evil way to look at someone. I'd know from Rosalie. Ah, Rosalie my lovely, sexy, smart woman. She was the apple of my eye; the wonderful not end to my circle of immortal life; she was like the tennis ball to my dog or the Hayley Williams to my Paramore. Rosalie completed me and her long, blonde hair the color of corn was impossibly soft and her skin was like satin. The way she shopped was even marvelous to look at….
"Emmett!" roared Edward, probably hearing my thoughts.
"Edward," Bella was saying when I finally snapped out of it. "It's rude to scream at your brother and even more bothersome to come bounding down the stairs yelling no at the top of your lungs multiple-"
"Nine," I said.
"Thank you. Nine times. Now go back up the stairs and walk down calmly like a good vampire." He trudged back up the stairs and came back down at a normalish speed. Jasper and I snickered at him. Bella thanked him and took his hand in hers. "Now that that's over, Emmett what's in that big box thingie?"
"Prepare yourself mortal human for the amazing works of…." I looked at Jasper who grabbed the drum sticks from Rock Band and rapped them on the couch in a drum roll. "ROCK BAND TWO!"
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Edward screamed. "Emmett, I hate you!"
"Yesssssssssssssssssssss!" Bella cried at the same time. "Emmett, I love you!"
"Wow," Jasper commented. "You freaks are meant for each other." Edward and Bella stared him down for what felt like the millionth stare- down today.
"Are we going to play or not?" I asked impatiently. They agreed, took their rightful spots and we began the game.
Only five hours later this time, Rosalie and Alice came home from their shopping spree in Seattle. They wanted to play so Edward and Bella gave up their instruments for the girls. Only this time, Rosalie made Alice sing. It was fun for another few hours and then Carlisle came home.
"So Bella, how are the medications I gave you?" he asked. "For your stress and PMS?"
Bella turned bright red and mumbled, "They're fine, thanks. Oh and Carlisle?"
"Yes?"
"I'm gonna kill you!"
"Whatever makes you happy, Bella."
"Okay."
"Bella," Carlisle said. "How long has it been since you took the meds?"
"I haven't taken them all day," she admitted, turning the deepest shade of red I'd ever seen in my life.
"Well that explains it!" Edward said, exasperated.
"Sorry, Edward. I left them at home." The human with major issues laughed, embarrassed.
"So can we please continue the game?" Jasper wondered, probably needing to quit making blood rush to Bella's cheeks.
"Yeah," I grunted, trying not to burst out laughing.
"Do you think they'd make a third one?" Rose asked, oblivious to the guitar part she was playing.
"I'd count on it." Alice winked but never faltered in her singing. Edward and Bella groaned and collapsed against the couch, defeated from the amazing video game.
"Alice?" Edward said.
"Huh?" I wondered what he could possibly want now.
"I still owe you from the spectacular mud bath I took a few weeks ago." Oh snap! I'd forgotten he and I had talked about this yesterday. It was payback time.
"No," she whispered hoarsely, seeing our plan. And with that, she dropped the microphone and ran to her bedroom where I could hear the zipping of suitcases and thumps of clothing hitting the bottom of them. She sprinted, with the bags in her arms, out to her Porsche. We all paused to hear the tires speed on the driveway and her yell: "OUR SECRET PLACE, JASPER! OUR SECRET PLACE!"
Wow, we all really did fit into the family. Each and every one of us was idiots who didn't understand a thing and just were… stupid. Except me that is. Well that concludes my story. I hope you all liked it and will remember it in fifty years when I'm still twenty three and you're however old you are now plus fifty.
I don't really know about the ending, but I like it. And Bella's on meds due to stress from the possible wedding and of course Aunt Flow. Hope ya'll enjoyed the story and well… that's it. Please comment!! I love you for all of your support on my first story (even though I have, like, 8 now. Ha ha).
~Emileigh