Hey guys! This is hamsterhead12 the co-author of this story and I just wanted to clear some things up before this chapter. First off, Lena and I don't live very close to each other so the only times we can come up with our ideas are at school and over the phone. This makes it difficult to spend a lot of time on the details of the story and we (or at least i do) apologize for the crappiness of the actual writing. We're writing this for our own enjoyment and hoping it will make somebody laugh. Plus it gives us something to do during gym. Anyhoo, I would like to think all of our reviewers that are keeping up with this story and please feel free to give us any ideas (especially truths). Well this is my first time actually typing a chapter so the style may be a little different but I hope y'all enjoy!
Disclaimer: James Patterson is not two teenage girls, therefor we are not him and sadly do not own Maximum Ride.
"Okay Angel, I dare you to do the chicken dance in your bird form!" said Ella, smiling
"Okay!" Angel said, jumping up and already starting to morph while Nudge ran upstairs to get the CD with the chicken dance song on it.
"Wow Ange, It still freaks me out when you look like that", Iggy said, glancing up at her.
Everyone looked at Iggy, "And you would know she looks freaky, how?" Max exclaimed, eyeing him suspiciously. "Your still blind aren't you?"
Iggy stared at her blankly, "Yes"
"Then how did you-"
Nudge came running down the stairs before she could question him further and popped the CD into the stereo.
"Ready Angel?" she asked, her finger already on the play button.
"Sure, i guess,"said Angel, getting her wings/arms into position.
Nudge hit play and Angel started flapping her "wings" as soon as the music started. She went through the entire song doing all of the moves and even got so into that she almost tripped over Total, who had miraculously been sleeping throughout the entire game. He just got up and moved into the other room muttering something about "crazy bird kids..... dancing chickens.... disturbing my beauty rest. humph!" Overall it was pretty funny, even Fang, who had been sulking over his makeover, was laughing when she did trip over the coffee table and knocked Max's iced tea over onto Gazzy's pants.
Gazzy jumped up,"Angel!"
"oops"
"It looks like you peed in your pants!" Nudge pointed out before busting out into a giggling fit on the floor.
Gazzy's face turned red,"But-"
"It's okay Gaz" Max said, unsuccessfully trying to hold back her laughter "we all saw what happened, just go change your clothes."
"Hey just be glad it wasn't hot chocolate" Iggy snickered
Gazzy ran up the stairs to get a new pair of pants while everyone else cleaned up the mess.
"Okay Angel, it's your turn. Who do you pick?" Max asked.
"Umm... Nudge, fact or risk?"
Nudge gave her a confused look "huh?"
"I dunno, everyone saying truth or dare was getting kind of dull so I thought i'd change it up a bit" Angel awnsered.
"okay I guess that makes since. Fact."
"What's something you've never told us before?" Angel asked.
Nudge bit her lip, "Well one time I saw Fang drop Gazzy when he was a baby"
"Fang!" Max gave him a shocked look.
"Hey it wasn't my fault! A white coat told me to hold him and then Nudge came up behind me and uh... startled me."
Iggy laughed, "I always knew their was something wrong with that kid."
"Something wrong with what kid?" Gazzy asked coming down the stairs.
Fang answered before anyone else could, "uh, he meant kid as in.. goat! Yeah theirs a baby goat at the town petting zoo that has some serious issues."
"Um..Why were you all talking about baby goats?
Fang shrugged "no reason"
Gazzy just shook his head and sat down, "so who's turn is it?"
"Mine!" said Nudge excitedly
"Gazzy, fact or risk?"
"Fact or risk?"
"I mean truth or dare, whatever!"
"Wow I didn't realize you could miss so much in just the time it takes to change a pair of pants. Dare"
Nudge grinned at his choice "I dare you to let a tarantula sit on your shoulder for five minutes!"
"What! No way! Besides where are we supposed to get a tarantula anyways? Aren't they only in, like, the rainforest?"
"aww man I didn't think about that. Hey maybe Max can use her super speed to go get one!"
Max stood up at this suggestion "I'm not going to South America for a spider!"
"We can use an imaginary spider" Angel suggested
Gazzy grinned"No, hes not imaginary spider! He just inherited Fang's invisibility...... and his name is Larry."
Iggy cocked an eyebrow "Can't you only inherit traits from you parents?"
"I didn't know you gave birth to a spider Fang." said Max giving him an amused look
"I knew he looked a little overweight!" said Iggy, laughing
I rolled my eyes at him
"How did you hide it all this time Fang?" said Ella, smirking.
Fang crossed his arms over his chest "I'm just that good"
"Max, how do you get pregnant with a spider?" said Angel looking up at her
"um, moving on! Nudge pick another dare for Gazzy, please!"
So, is this better than what we've been doing? Please leave nice reviews telling us what you think and if there's anything we need to change to make it more understandable. Also I realize that the second dare involving the spider is really weird but its based off of a conversation we had with our crazy friends at lunch. *laughs*
