Kids These Days:
Chapter 2-Chickens and Glue
Before we left: Emmett and Jasper gave Bella twenty packs of fun dip and two lattes. Then Emmett came in to the hospital asking if he could change the cat that Bella bought for him. What will Esme and Carlisle do about it?CARLISLE'S POV
When I got home from the office that day I found Bella petting a kitty and eating M&M's. Edward was glaring at Jasper who was holding on to Alice for dear life. Rosalie was giving Emmett a death glare, which, if looks could kill, would have him passed out on the floor dead. I found Esme rearranging some floral arrangements and immediately rushed over to her.
"Esme, dear, we need to teach Emmett and Jasper a lesson."
"What did they do?"
"They gave Bella sugar which, in turn, lead to her buying Emmett a cat, and Emmett coming into my office today to ask if he could change it. Now, Bella is eating M&M's on the sofa, petting a cat. Edward is threatening to kill Jasper, who is begging poor Alice to save him. And Rosalie is giving Emmett one of her looks."
"I have just the idea."
I raised my eyebrows towards her, "Care to share?"
She led me around the corner and into our empty storage closet under the stairs. We had that room made soundproof for our April Fool's Day antics. I was still staring at her quizzically.
"So, we make everyone stay home from school but those two. When they get home, we dump buckets of glue over their heads. They can be perched on the top of the door. Then, we fill the room with feathers and fans. When they're in enough, we turn the fans on and have someone chase them around the room so they get absolutely covered in feathers. Then we have someone else, probably Rosalie- she's the scariest-, chase them outside and stick signs that say 'Chicken Little got run over by a truck when he was crossing the road- you've got to deal with me now.'"
"I like it. I'll go run it by Edward and Bella. You separate Alice from Jasper and grab her and Rosalie."
She nodded her head in my direction.
Oh- this was going to be good.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I would like to thank Hannai for the wonderful idea for this chapter. Thanks!!