Author's notes: Ok this is also straying from the story but you have to know who Ren and Horo's internet GF's were. Soooooooooooooooooooo enjoy! v
Disclaimer don't own Romeo and Juliet, The SK gang, Sarah or Jenn. I do own Amy, and Maranda... dose Maranda count?
Blind dates
In the park Ren is sitting on a bench in the park waiting for his date to arrive. Jenn was sitting on the railing directly across from him, obviously not bothered to ask her if it was her thinking there was no chance. Jenn sighed,
'Were the bloody hell is he?' Jenn thought, she sighed again, Ren looked up at her, puzzled,
'What is she doing here?' Ren thought, the sighed himself, 'Guess there's only one way to find out,' Ren stood up and walked over to Jenn, stopping in front of her, Jenn stared at him, "Hi," he said,
"Err…Hi," Jenn said slightly confused, Ren walked to beside her and turned his back to the rail, leaning against it, he sighed again,
"What brings you to the park today?" Ren asked, Jenn looked at him,
"Er, I'm meeting someone, but they haven't showed up yet," Jenn said staring at the ground, "Wat about you? Needing to get away from Horo?"
"No… he out today anyway. I'm meeting someone I've been talking to over MSN, do you know anyone who's e-mail Addie is Here2bringjustice?"Ren asked, Jenn got a shock and fell of the railing backwards into the lake with a loud splash, Ren whirled around in shock, "JENN!"
In the mall Horo is sitting at a table near the escalators with a MacDonald's at hand. He had been waiting for 1500years2old for an hour and a half now and he'd all ready went around 57 girls asking them if they were 1500years2old(and got hit 57 times for the thought insult lol) and still doesn't have a clue to who she is. Except she's 14 and has brown hair. He took a fairly large bite out of his burger, he even showed up early in hope of finding her quicker, but that didn't work, and he got sick of being hit all the time. Then a girl in a baseball cap with her hair stuffed in it and black sunglasses ran down the escalator and ran up to the nearest 17-year-old boy,
"Excuse me?" she asked, the boy turned around a looked at her," Are you fuzzysnowbunny?" Horo jumped when he heard that. The boy looked her up and down,
"Sorry but I'm not gay?" He asked and walked off, the girl looked angry,
"Cure my lack of curves," the girl said, Horo walked up to her, chocking down the rest of his burger and walked up behind the girl,
"Excuse me," Horo said, the girl turned around,
"Oh, Horo, it's you," the girl said taking off her sunglasses, Horo's jaw hit the ground, "Horo are you OK?"
"Y-y-y you-you-your fif-fif-fifteen hundred years too old?" Horo stuttered, it was Amy, he then fainted, Amy stared down at him in surprise,
"No, fucking, way," She said to herself.
In the park Ren had got Jen back to shore and they were bother soaked from head to toe, she'd hit the water preaty hard and had sucked in a lot of water in the process, she was out cold and Ren was panicking faintly, then remembered a bit of life saving he'd learn back in Japan, he placed his hands on top of the other on her chest (perverted people leave the room now) and pressed down 15 times, then he used moth to mouth, Jenn opened her eye's during that and Ren separated after that, Jenn flipped on her side to cough up the rest of the water,
"Are you all right," Ren asked worryingly, Jenn stared at him puzzled,
'Is Ren Worried about me?' Jenn asked herself, "Y-Yes Ren,"
"Good," Ren said, his eye's suddenly softened, they weren't cold and emotionless like they are usually, but warm caring, Jenn felt kinda special seeing this side of Ren, "So what happened?" Ren asked,
"You, you said you were looking for Here2bringjustice. Th-That's me," Jenn said, thinking maybe it was a bad Idea to tell him it is her, Ren gasped,
"W-What?" Ren asked, unbelievingly, Jenn nodded, "So. You were who I was talking to all that time?" Jenn nodded again,
"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and you are the sun. hehe, that was really sweet," Jenn said, Ren was shocked, he'd read that book especially for her, and it half put him to sleep, but in the end he came to love the book, and all it took was three movies and a school play,
"Really?" Ren said, Jenn sat up and Ren held her hand, "If I profane with my unworthiness hand this holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss," Jenn stared at him then caught on,
"Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much," Jenn said, "which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss."
"Have not saint's lips and holy palmers too?" Ren said, closing the gap between there faces till they were a few inches apart,
"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer," Jenn said,
"O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair," Ren said,
"Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake," Jenn said,
"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take," Ren said, then kissed Jenn, "Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged,"
"Then have my lips the sin that they have took?" Jenn asked,
"Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again," Ren said then kissed Jenn again,
"You kiss by the book," Jenn said, then smirked,"Very impressive,"
(AN: I know that was so past pathetically Cheesy but I couldn't resist and that scene was just too perfect!)
"Thanks," Ren said and they both laughed, then Jenn sneezed, "Are you sure you're ok?"
"Yeh, just a bit cold," Jenn said, she reached up for the railing to help her get to her feet, Ren stood up, taking his yellow jacket (you know the one he wares when he first apires) and put it around her shoulders,
"Here," Ren said,
"Thanks," Jenn said, "So, what do you wanna do?"
"Well I booked a restaurant for us but I'm not sure weather they'll be very happy with the fact that we're late and soaked from head to toe," Ren said, they laughed again,
"Well it's worth a try," Jenn said and they went to the restaurant.
Back in the Mall Amy had laid Horo on the bench he was sitting at before and had used her powers to conjure up enough water to drop in his face and wake him back up,
"Right," Amy said then cleared her thought,"Hi, how are you doing? I'm fine, Great let's skip to the bit were you tell me your not Fuzzysnowbunny,"
"You're direct," Horo said mockingly, wiping the exes water off of his face, Amy glared at him, "Fine, right now wish I couldn't but I am,"
"Great," Amy said,
"I just have to ask, why do you have all of your hair stuffed in that baseball cap," Horo asked, Amy blushed,
"Well, I was trying to give it red and blond strikes in it but I left it in to long and the two blended and now it's ginger and it looks really stupid," Amy said,
"Well lets see?" Horo asked, Amy's cringe deepened and she gripped on to her hat,
"Ohhhhhhhh no," Amy said,
"Oh c'mon, we all have our bad hair days," Horo said reaching up trying to take her cap off, Amy backed up,
"No, someone else might see," Amy said,
"No one's around, surprisingly, so let's see," Horo said following her,
"No!" Amy said, she then backed up to the edge of the fountain and didn't notice so she fell into it, and Horo, who was not far behind, soon followed and landed on top of her, and in the struggle, there lips met, at first they were going to separate but the kiss felt so right they just couldn't, and weren't really bothered that they were up to there elbows in water, Horo licked Amy's lips asking for entry and Amy opened her mouth giving access. Just then Ren and Jenn walked by and saw them. Ren and Jenn stared at then as if to say since-when-were-they-dating,
"What the hell?" The both said, continuing to watch the snogging couple, they then shrugged and sat down on the bench,
"How long do you think it'll be before they notice we're hear?" Jenn asked Ren,
"I'll give them 5 minutes tops, that's just about how long it takes Horo to notice anything if he has his eye's closed," Ren said, " you should see the footage on him singing in his underwear I've got,"
"I'd rather not see Horo prancing around in his undies singing thank you very much," Jenn said, "Wanna go get some pizza?"
"Sure," Ren said and they went off to the nearest Pizza stand.
Five minutes later Horo and Amy finally stopped kissing from lack of air (they can hold there breath for a long time) and slowly opened there eyes, then they both sighed, then Horo looked at her hair, she frowned at him,
"What? I think it looks nice," Horo said, Amy blushed, she then noticed tat Horo was leaning against her chest and it was kinda uncomfortable,
"Erm Horo, could you move? Your leaning against my chest and it hurts," Amy said blushing, Horo realised the position they were in and moved back, Then Ren and Jenn approached them holding 4 medium sized pizzas,
"Se, told you it would take them about 5 minutes," Ren said,
"How? That was about 8," Jenn said,
"Well there's the gasping for air which takes 1 minute then compliments that take 1:50 and the moving into a more conferrable position that take 10 seconds," Ren explained,
"Sorry but I thought you never had a BF before?" Jenn said putting a free hand on her hip,
"Yeh well someone has to listen to Ryu when he talks about girls or he moans about being rejected for the rest of the day and the day I got the short straw was the day he was talking about that so I sort of listened, you know he speaks sense every now and then," Ren said, "with about a 3 year gap between these rare episodes," Jenn laughed,
"Sorry but when did you show up?" Amy asked, sending cold glares to rival Anna's at them,
"Well we showed up about 10 minutes ago, saw you, went and got a pizza, then came back," Jenn said, " And we got you Pizza's too, Ren knew what you like on yours Horo and I know what you like on yours Amy so here you go," Jenn said and Ren and Jenn handed then there pizzas as they got out of the fountain,
"Thanks," They both said opening the lid of the boxes and picked out a slice sitting on the side of the fountain,
"By the way, Amy what happened to your hair?" Jenn asked, her and Ren sitting on the other side of Horo, Amy blushed,
"Well, I was trying to put red and blond strikes in it and it went all wrong and it ended up ginger," Amy said rubbing the back of her head,
"Oh, ok. It just look's kinda wired," Ren said, Amy death glared at him, "But that's properly cause we're used to you having brown-nearly-black hair,"
"Nice save," Amy mumbled sourly, "So. What were you two doing together?" Jenn and Re nearly chocked on there Pizza,
"Well you know about that internet BF I've had for some time?" Jenn said,
"And that internet GF?" Ren said, Horo and Amy nodded, then thought for a bit, then clicked,
"No way," The both said, the other couple nodded,
"That's the same thing that happened to us," Amy said, Horo was staring at Jenn,
"Your, Here2bringjustice?" Horo asked, Jenn nodded, and then she looked at Ren,
"You told him about me?" Jenn said,
"Well he stole my laptop as a prank once and started chatting to you and when I finally got it off of him I'd had to tell him everything," Ren said,
"Oh, so when I thought you were a big fraud and was going on about ramen insanely it was Horo hmmm," Jenn said, her eye's narrowing on Horo, who was now becoming nervous, Amy soon caught on,
"Now come on, that was kinda harsh but it's all in the past. Right?" Amy said defensively,
"No," Ren and Jenn said together, Amy was starting to see a fight arising,
'Man are they alike, No wonder there dating,' Amy thought, "Now can we please not fight?" she asked,
"Well fighting is wrong," Jenn said, looking up thoughtfully,
"But he dose deserve a good kick in, Anna didn't let me do it before cause she said I'd get blood on the carpet," Ren said,
"I was thanking Anna so much after that," Horo whispered to Amy, who laughed,
"You do have a point there, but we'll try to keep it to a minimum damage," Jenn said, putting her pizza down beside her and standing up, Horo stood up and started backing away from Ren and Jenn past Amy, who then stood up putting her pizza down,
"Now, now there has to be another way to settle this without violence," Amy said standing in the middle of Horo and Jenn and Ren,
"Can it relic," Ren said,
"Now you've done it," Horo said,
"Oh no you di-int just call me a relic," Amy yelled at Ren, pulling her rod out of her pocket,
"You know I didn't mean that," Ren said, backing off a bit,
"Don't hurt Horo and I won't kill you," Amy warned,
"Ok," Jenn said, Ren nodded,
"Good," Amy sat back down and Jenn and Ren dived at Horo, (and there was one of those cloud things that happen when people start fights),
"Ahhhhhhhhh" Horo screamed,
"Hay! Stop hurting my boyfriend!" Amy yelled, and jumped into the fight.
Just then Sarah and Hao walked by(there on a date too) and saw the fight,
"I wonder who's fighting." Hao asked,
"Ah Ren drop the kwan-doo!"
"It's a Kwan-Dow you aniu-baka!"
"Jenn! Let go of my hair!"
"I thought that was Horo's Hair?"
"Ow Amy's you stepped on me,"
"Sorry Horo"
"Take that"
"Ren, it's me,"
"Sorry"
Sarah and Hao stared at the fight in confutation,
"What the hell," Sarah said,
"Jenn stop standing on me!"
"Tell your boyfriends not to use me as a human shield"
"Tell your boyfriend to stop attacking me"
"When you tell your girlfriend to get her rod out of my back-side!"
"This is starting to not sound healthy" Hao said, then whistled getting the fighter's attention. The dust cleared and Amy was lying on the ground with Jenn stading on her with Horo holding onto her arms and Ren was trying to attack Horo without hurting Jenn, "WHAT ARE YOU LOT DOING?"
"Well I was trying to get back at Horo for stealing my computer once-"Ren said,
"-And I was helping him for making me think Ren was a fraud-,"Jenn said,
"-And I was trying to not get killed-"Horo,
"-And I was trying to stop Ren and Jenn from killing Horo." Amy said," and could Jenn PLEASE GET OFF MY BACK OR MY CHEST WILL GET WELDED TO THE PAVMENT!"
"Oh sorry," Jenn said and got off Amy's back and she sat up,
"Right, we're still missed something," Sarah said,
"Oh you know those internet BF's me and Jenn had?" Amy asked, Sarah nodded,
"Well they turned out to be Horo and Ren," Jenn said rubbing the back of her head, Hao and Sarah stared at them bug eyed,
"You can't be serious?" Hao said, he looked at Horo and Ren (still bug eyed), pointing nervously at Amy and Jenn,"Their Here2bringjustice and 1500years2old?"
"Their Fuzzysnowbunny and Madboutmilk?" Sarah said mimicking Hao, all four nodded," guess it make's sense,"
"Yeh she is 1500 years to old and… well… sometimes I wonder if your Jeanne's twin," Hao said,
"Thanks," Jenn said proud of her self,
"Thanks!" Amy said sarcastically and angrily,
"And you look good for your age," Hao said swetdroping,
"Right," Amy said clapping her hands together," Now that all explanation's have been made how about we try to have normal dates," Hao, Sarah, Jen and Ren made a scoffing noise; Amy looked annoyed, "What?"
"Sorry dude," Horo said patting Amy on the back smiling," But I think this date is just way to far from normal that there is no going back now," the other's nodded,
"It's true, first we find out that our internet BF's are guy's we had no interest in before, meet up, then fight over a matter that's in the past, I think a cat and a dog could have a better date than this," Jenn said, everyone burst out laughing,
"Hay me and Sarah are going to a restaurant, maybe we could all go, you know like a triple date?" Hao suggested,
"Yeh, that sound cool," Ren said, and they all walked off to the restaurant.
Me: OK lazy end again I'm really sorry. But I finally got it up! Thank you for waiting! Oh and I couldn't be bothered to go over spelling so please don't flame me for that.