Chapter 2: The Rokudaime!

For one bizzare moment, Izumo thought that the kid had no eyes at all! But the he realised that no, then it wouldn't be so dark, he would have seen...well whatever is behind the eyeballs. But this kid...his entire eye, the pupil, iris and even his entire sclera were...jet black. They were like cold, dark tunnels, a person could get lost in them. Izumo wanted to be rid of this fellow and his shiver inducing eyes. He stamped their documents in a flurry.

"Okey, hurry along now, go to the academy, you just might reach before closing time"

"Hmm, Hinata-chan, do me a favour, take the kids to the academy, I think I will go and pay this Rokudaime guy a visit"

"You do that, In fact i wouldn't be surprised if he has you arrested on the spot."

"Shut up, Izumo! I guess he doesn't know the might of ...UZUMAKI NARUTO!"

"Oh I know he he knows you very well, perhaps better than your own self."

"Heck, who IS this guy, let me check." Saying that, Naruto narch right up a nearby pole. He looked at the Hokage mountain, rubbed his eyes and looked again, and felt his jaw seemed to struggle with his emotions for a moment, and then...

"WHO IS THE HOKAGE? HE IS THE HOKGAGE! WHO IS THE HOKAGE? HE IS THE HOKAGE!"

Naruhito arched his eyebrows at his mother, but Hinata was busy gaping at her husband, who was doing a sort of a crazy jig and shouting a stupid rhyme at the top of his voice. He wasn't exactly sure what surprised him more, his father acting totally senile, or his amazing balancing act at the top of the tiny pole. But soon Naruto's luck ran out, as he slipped down the pole with a loud THUD!.

"Naruto-Kun!"

"I think I better go."

"Yes, please" Izumo said sarcastically."Do your already dented skull a favour."


His father having dashed off to the Hokage's office, Naruhito and his mother were walking across Konoha to the academy, Aiko still a sleep on his back, with not a care in the world. He looked through the building to the mountain his father had been viewing. It had six faces carved on it, the last one still not completed, apparently. Its hair, headband and eyes had been carved, but the rest of the face was yet to be shaped. However, he couldn't see any scaffolding or any workers doing any work, where were they? weird.

"Mother, who is the Hokage, and why was Father acting so crazy about him?"

"Hmm, Naru-chan, I guess it will be better if your father told answered your question. Anyways, here is the academy."

Immediately, Aiko disembarked from his back.

"Hey! you were awake! How long have you been getting a free piggy-back from me?"

She pointed somewhere back and giggled.

"Since we entered Konoha? Naughty Girl!"

"Umm, Aiko-chan, lets get you admitted in the school shall we? I will talk to the principal, maybe we can even admit Naru-chan as a genin!"


*Knock**Knock*

"Come in....HINATA???"

"Iruka-sensei! You are the principal now? I am so Happy!"

"Come on in! And who do we have here?"

"Um, these are my children, Naruhito and Aiko" (each bowed at their names)

"Oh so cu..."

His words faltered. Their eyes...He felt a shiver go down his spine. He had seen many a weird hairstyles or body markings, even the members of the "Two Great Konaha Dojutsu Clans", but this was...bizarre. He had never seen anything like this. Interesting, he had to tell the Hokage about this.

"...te. Um, Hello!" He finished weakly.

Hinata didn't seem to notice anything strange. "Um, well, Izumo-san said if we were to hurry, we could enroll Naru-chan as a Genin..."

"Huh? Oh yah! Sure sure... Ri! Come here and do this kid in..."

"Ri" was a Bulky man with a sickly grin... "Sure! Come this way kid! let see what you got!"

Hinata was suddenly worried "Um, maybe..." but one look for her silenced her.

Iruka felt a twinge of guilt, but he really had to have the kid analysed, and besides, that what all "recommends" had to face. If you though you were too good to sit classes, then you damn better be smart enough to impress Ri.

''Oh yes, please drop off the little girl to the class. Tell the teacher there i will handle "

"Well Hinata? anything else?"

"Um, yes there is this matter i want to discuss"


Meanwhile, someone somewhere was up to no good...

"Rokudaime-sama!" said Kotetsu."As requested, I am here to report the presence of..."

BANG! CRASH! "SURPRISE SENSEI!"

Hatake Kakashi looked from the broken window to the grinning blond idiot. Sigh! Life was definitely going to take a turn for the worse.


Okey folks! that does it for now.

Sorry for the stale ending, but they next feasible stop would have made the chapter too long.

Oh yes two things

1-Aiko was obviously pretending to be "sleepy" just to get a free piggy-back, so don't wonder why Hinata marched her in without even so much as washing her face.

2-What I think is that either students had to was either study the whole class,, or get a note saying "My baby bunny is a genius! he doesn't need to go through classes!" and an get tested, and if passed, enter the genin force, which how I think Itachi and Kakashi did it.