It seems that a few jackasses are taking this shit seriously. To answer some of your questions, yes, this was a Fail Fic, rather, a Fan Fiction that parodies and mocks the original work its based off of. I also wrote this to parody all the atrocious writing on this site, hence the horrible sentence structure and vomit-inducing grammar. So for all you people flaming the story saying how bad it is, yes, I realize its terrible writing. I wrote it like that on purpose. To the people who UNDERSTOOD that this was a joke, and got a few laughs (hopefully) out of it, thanks. You guys are some of the few smart people on this site. I suggest you all keep going to the reviews of this story every now and again. Once the TwiTards get a hold of this, the lulz will flow like a waterfall.