The Song: I'm too Sexy, by Right Said Fred
The Character: Lucius Malfoy
The Inspiration: And I do my little turn on the catwalk
The Rating: K
The Disclaimer: Pas la mienne. The song was actually given to me on a CD by The Clown Queen of Spades. I've got two CDs of brain fodder, and they're all because of her. A round of applause, please! This was written as a joke, and got out of hand =P. I laugh when I read it. Enjoy!
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pivot
Lucius Malfoy had perfected it. It. The distinguishing mark of a true Death Eater. Only he knew the secret.
The pivot.
As he walked away from a conversation with one of the many simpletons of the Dark Lord's army, and they spewed forth a ridiculous comment… it happened. Pivot. He turned perfectly, lips curled into a sneer.
"Are you so sure about that?"
They never were.
But later, dignity bruised, prisoner in his own home, the power was stripped. He reached for it, metaphoric hands straining for the old power. The Dark Lord had taken it, had found the power. The pivot was lost to him forever.