10 reasons that Albus Dumbledore is a complete and utter manipulative bastard
1. He took the Elder wand for himself
2. The made it a point to not tell Harry about his godfather, his parents or anybody else in his family
3. He left Harry to his abusive relatives instead of protecting him at Hogwarts
4. He killed his sister
5. He caused a rift between himself and Grindelwald without thinking about the consequences
6. He wears Christmas cracker hats for no reason
7. He still uses a chamber pot instead of a toilet
8. His EYES TWINKLE!!!
9. He is too lazy to just magic the castle clean and instead uses house-elves
10. He presents an innocent façade while still remaining a complete and utter manipulative bastard
This list is a bit retarded in that I haven't expressed myself properly and that the reasons suck. Some are funny, some ore outrageous in a bad way and some just suck. But I feel like that's the way it must be. sigh.
Next up will be 10 reasons Lily and James Potter just HAD to die. This will definitely be a funny one (or an attempt at funny anyway), as I personally cannot see any real reason that they should have, mostly because they were romanticized by J.K.
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