10 reasons Lord Voldemort should rule the world
1. He would make Snape wash his hair
2. know-it-all muggleborns would no longer annoy the students of the next generation
3. everybody would have a badass tattoo by default
4. Fights between three-year-olds would be reduced to, "I'm right and you're wrong. Avada Kedavra"
5. Political debates would be reduced to, "I'm right and you're wrong. Avada Kedavra"
6. Umbridge would be forbidden to cough
upon pain of death
7. Quantum of Solace would make sense
8. Nimbin would have literally Magic mushrooms
9. He has cool eyes and everybody know that people with cool eyes should rule (Blue twinkly eyes, anyone?)
10. His head is shiny.
*Nimbin is the town in Australia with the largest percentage of potheads/ druggies in the population. AKA drug central
A New Year present for you all. hey, i know it sucks, i wrote it in five minutes.
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CraZYdUCKIE