Finally, I got this chapter up! And there's some more bloopers for you people to enjoy!

"Starry Night Trailer, John uses a buuble shield, take 7. And, ACTION!"

A wraith mortar was about to hit the Master Chief. A few seconds before that happened, he throws down a bubble shield. It activates. and the mortar is blocked, protecting the spartan. He then runs off, grabs the MA5C on his back, and charges off a cliff into a group of brutes.

"THIS. IS. SPARTA."

Those were the words that came out of his mouth. The simian aliens had WTF looks on their faces. The brute chieftan with a hammer stood there cofused. The next thing you know, John, plants his foot on the chieftan's face, takes the gravity hammer, and goes crazy hammer.

Director: Why does this remind me of Super Smash Brothers Brawl?

Marty: Because it came out a while ago.

Frankie: No duh. We should use this as a trailer. The fans would love it.

Marty: R U serious?

Frankie: Yeah. Would you like the take when he planted his foot on the camera and it fades to black?

Marty: Yes.

Director: Screw you guys, I'm using this!

Crow's Nest

Spartan 117, Johnson and the Arbiter come back from their mission, and the Chief is briefed by Commander Keyes. They walk into a control room with many screens, including a really big one.

"Ma'am. I have Lord Hood." said a technician.

"Patch him through." she ordered.

"Good news, Commander Keyes?" the admiral asked.

"As, good as it gets, sir."

"So I see. What's your status, son?"

"Green. Sir." the Chief responded.

"Glad to hear it. The Commander's come up with a good plan. But without you, I wasn't sure we could pull it off."

"Uh, sir?"

"Yes Chief. What is it?"

"Since my armor is kinda banged up from, y'know, faling from space, fighting the Covenant, and Flood, and um-"

"What's your point?"

"Sir. Can I haz recon?"

...Silence...

"Spartan. What the fuck is wrong with you?" the Arbiter asked.

"No Chief. But you can have a cookie."

"Sad face."

"On the bright side-"

Power goes out

"Ah hell. Not again!" complained one technician.

"Emergency generators! Now!" Keyes ordered.

"Shielding failed. They're down and charging." a marine techinican responds.

"As soon as they're up, reestablish contact with Lord Hood. Let him know that-"

All of a suuden, the Prophet of Truth appears no all screens.

"And how fucking dare anyone who make fun of Britney. After all she's been through! She loves her aunt, she went through a divorce. SHe had 2 fucking kids, her husband turned out to use her and cheat her and now she's going through her (Something something). All you people care about is readers and making money off of her! SHE'S A HUMAN!! What you don't realize is that Britney is making all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her. She hasn't performed on stage for years. Her song is called 'Give Me More' for a reason because all you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE and MORE! LEAVE HER ALONE! You're lucky she ven performed for you, BASTARDS!! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! PLEASE! INSERT CORRECT DIALOGUE talked about her professionalism instead Britney was professional no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who's going through all her times?! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! PLEASE! sobs Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me beacause ahe's not well right now. more sobbing Basicaly, after almost every sentence he says, Truth cries.

"Cocky bastard. Just loves to run his mouth." says Johnson.

"I want my cookie!"

Commander looks down with an anime sweatdrop.

Dear God, what the hell is wrong with these people?

Later

The Chief goes through the base, destined for the South Hangar. He takes a quick stroll around the corner and sees an marine banging on the door.

"Hey, open up!" that was Simmons. Without his cromson armor.

"Password." That was Grif on the other side.

"What?"

"Need the password!"

You gotta be kidding me! What password?"

"Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting 15 minutes ago!"

"Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!"

"Not supposed to let anyone in without it."

"If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin' password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here!"

Then there was a brief pause

"Does he know the password?"

"I wasn't at the meeting."

He wasn't at the meeting either! He said so himself!"

Simmons just kept banging on the door. He knew Grif was an idiot, so he started shooting the door with his MA5C.

"Reminds me of that other marine. But he's actually doing something. Yeah. Something retarded."

"You say something, Chief?"

"NO!"

"Okay. Nevermind."

Tha'ts it for now. I'll update soon. And whoever suggested have a stunt double for Miranda's death, I'm doing that.