I'm back and NOT dead.
Halo © Bungie/Microsoft
Starry Night Trailer
The Master Chief sits in the middle of the bubble shield that STILL won't deactivate and acts a wall.
"Damn. Why is this even happening to me?"
Elsewhere, a few Covenant scouts have been delpoyed in the area. Fortunately, it's just 2 grunts.
"Oh God. You have got to be kidding me."
The 2 aliens stumble across the 'caged' soldier and poke fun at him.
"Haha! Who stupid now, Demon?"
"Yeah. Have a banana!" And so, the 2nd grunt throws a plasma grenade. Which bounced off. And landed on him.
There was a moment of silence before the unharmed grunt said something.
"Hey."
"Yeah?"
"Is there something on me?"
"Yeah. A spider." Chief answered.
"GET IT OFF!"
"Dude, it's your grenade." his partner said.
"Oh. looks down between his legs and sees the grenade Son a bi-"
BOOM
All that was left was a crater of dust.
"Sucks to be him. Wonder where he'll go..." said the Chief as he pondered.
"Me not sure. Grunt heaven?"
"Is there such a place?"
"How should I know? People tell me 'look up Wikipedia' and there's nothing about it!"
"No wonder your kind is the lowest class in the Covenant. You're all uneducated and used as slaves and soldiers."
"..."
"It's true."
"Me wanna go to heaven!" he takes out to plasma grenades, activates him, and waits for his fate until-
(insert lightning sound here)
Rainfall. The water douses out the grenades and the leaves the grunt depressed.
":'( Crying face!"
"Like I said. Sucks to be you"
"Look who's talking, TIN MAN!"
Director: When will this end?
The Storm
The Chief, some facotry workers with M6G pistols and several marines took down the Covenant's Anti-Aircraft Battery with everything they're got. The AA Gun explodes, sending the weapon on top flying down the cliff. The Master Chief and Arbiter stand on the cliff side of the crater on the hill of the recently destroyed anti-aircraft emplacement.
"Hey." Arbiter said to the Chief.
"Yeah?" the Spartan asked.
"You ever wonder why were here?"
"Be specific."
"What do you mean?"
"You know."
"No, I don't Spartan."
"The last 2 people who had a conversation like this got out of control then just went back to normal. So be a bit clearer or I'm leaving!"
"Well, what are we doing on this cliff? Just watching the fight from up here seems boring."
"True. But in the next level,we have to deal with the Flood."
"Why don't we just carpet bomb Voi when they come?"
"Oh dude, the thing's gonna shine now."
As the Forerunner artifact began to activate, it shook the ground, casuing the 2 protaganists to lose their balance. Then the a brgiht light lit up the sky...
"This is the way the world ends..." echoed for a while and fade to black
"Well that sucked."
"I know. I hate sitting in the dark!"
Tsavo Highway
We see MC walking on said highway after a fight. All the marines were either: KIA, MIA, or just plain f***ing retarded.
I walk a lonely road
the only one I have ever known
Battle rifle in hand, he just strolls along and watches several banshees fly overhead. And then he hears a familiar noise.
Don't know where it goes
but it's home to me and I walk alone
All of a sudden, one messed up warthog comes full force behind the Chief and runs him over. Thus, resulting in his body flying a few more feet then off a the highway bridge.
"Uh guys. What did we hit?" Reynolds asked.
"Dude, maybe it's just another dumbass grunt." one marine said.
"Yeah. We need to put up more of those signs." the Sgt. replied. "Anyway, where's the Chief?"
...
...
"Oh shit."
That's that for now. Sorry for the LONG update. Major writer's block or something. Maybe life? Yeah. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.