Hi! I said I'd try to get this up before football, and it's a late kick off.
The song I wrote for this chapter is a parody type version of the iCarly theme song, not the full Leave it all to me. Cool!
And also, I'm psyched because they've started selling iCarly episodes in iTunes! Yay! It's a big thing for me anyways... And I bought the episode of Suite Life that Nathan Kress is in. Teehee.
On with the show!
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'Are you sure you don't wanna talk about the whole Freddie thing?' Carly asked Sam as they walked down the high street.
Sam shook her head. 'Nope. All you need to do, Carly, is distract me with shopping.' After the emotional song at Freddie's place, Sam really hadn't felt like going home, so she went to Carly's, and now, to take her mind off of Freddie, they were shopping.
'Okay, well I was thinking we could go into New Look, then maybe Urban Outfi- OH MY GOSH!'
Instantly thinking there had been a car crash or a sick poodle or something, Sam was alert, looking over to where Carly was pointing. 'What?'
'Joe Jonas is standing right over there!' Carly was hopping like an energiser bunny as she pointed him out for Sam. 'Come on!' she grabbed Sam's arm and pulled her across the road, straight up to the Mr. Jonas and brandishing a camera. 'Joe!' she caught his attention and started snapping numerous pictures of him. 'Can I get your autograph?' she asked.
'Um, yeah, sure,' Joe replied, though he looked uncertain at the dozens of pages Carly was waving around.
After ten minutes of picture taking and paper signing Joe made his excuses and started to leave, looking scared at the obsessed fangirl in front of him.
'Thanks Joe!' Carly bounced forward and hugged him so tightly Sam swore his eyes were about to pop out. He patted her awkwardly on the back and left, looking terrified.
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'And his favourite colours green, and...' Carly yammered on as herself and Sam entered her place. Sam rolled her eyes; Carly hadn't stopped talking about Joe Jonas since they met him.
'Come on, Carls, he's just a poser!'
Carly stopped in her tracks. 'What?' she said. 'Come on, Sam.'
CARLY
I know, you see
The Jonas Brothers aren't so sweet
I think they're wonderful
You say they blow
But I love Kevin Nick and Joe
Whose hair is wonderful
It's so unreal
I hope he gets the way I feel, so
I can't believe I met Joe Jonas
Couldn't believe my eyes
Did you see it when he hugged me?
It's love at first sight!
I'm gonna ask him if we should get married
Some things are meant to be
He's rich, he's hot, he's so perfect for me!'
Oh my gee... Sam thought. 'Carly?' She said.
'What?'
SAM
You cannot marry Joe Jonas
He's a nebbish freak
Even though he's rich and famous
You're out of his league
So take the time and look for love closer to home
Some things are meant to be
Like you and Jake or Troy and Gabi...
Sam hoped she had made a point but Carly was too far up on cloud 9 to hear.
'Sorry, Sam, I've gotta go buy 23 copies of their CD!' With that Carly was out of the apartment and on her way to HMV.
SAM
Some things are meant to be
Like her and Jake or me and Freddie...
Do I still love Freddie?
I'll have to wait and see...
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When a knock sounded on the door of Freddie's apartment he shot up in his seat, where he'd been slumped for the past few hours. He jumped up. 'Sam?' he asked whoever it was. He wrenched the door open.
It was Hannah.
'Hi Freddie! So, I heard you're not tied down to Godzilla anymore, so how about a smoothie?'
'Huh?'
'You're not dating Sam anymore right?'
'I don't know Hannah... who told you that?'
'I heard Sam and Carly in town. I think Sam's over-reacting, but, whatever, it just means we can be free to be together, right?'
'What?'
'Well, since you're single now I thought we could talk... and stuff.'
'Hannah, how many times do I have to tell you! I don't know what's happening with Sam, but I still don't like you.'
'Freddie?'
FREDDIE
I'm not into you
I don't care if I should be
I'm not into you
And I know that I never will
I know we used to date, I
Really used to rate you
But now I know differently
You're not who you used to be
I'm not into you
I don't care if I should be
I'm not into you
And I know that I never will
Hannah, please just go back
You're acting like a skunkbag
Get sick of playing cupid
You're looking really stupid
I'm not into you
I don't care if I should be
I'm not into you
And I know that I never will
I'm not into you
So stop trying to get me
I'm not into you
So just quit and leave me alone
Hoping and praying that Hannah had gotten the message, Freddie slammed the door. Of course he didn't want Hannah, the only girl he wanted was Sam. But how to show her...?
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There we go And I'm all ready for football now, as well, complete with funky hat. Oh yes.
Next chapter is the penultimate one! Sad face! But it has three songs in it! Two are written by me, one is a parody type thing of Complicated.
And I've just remembered I promised to recommend music dudes to you in every chapter. I can't be bothered to edit the last chapter, so here's two:
Charlotte Sometimes – I want the moon and the stars, I want the whole nine yards, I want your hands on my hips, I want you kissing my lips.
Charlotte Sometimes is awesome. The lyric extract above is from her song Waves And The Both Of Us. I found her when I was searching my name, and we're both Charlotte S, so, y'know.
The Afters – I saw you once, it was enough, you asked me what I wanted, I want you. But I replied I'll have some fries, so mesmerised my heart was overdriving through.
The Afters are also awesome. The lyric extract above is from the song MySpace Girl. I found them when looking through a list of songs that had been in Hollyoaks in November '07.
I've rambled on for long enough.
Reviews please!
Charz
Xoxox