Hey, thanks for the reviews everyone. I'm rather annoyed right now because last night I was working on this chapter and I had it almost right, and you know I mentioned I write it in an email? Well it CRASHED and I lost ALL my words I could have cried, honestly.
And no-one asked about football... It was rainy, cold, windy, my hat kept blowing off... it was AWESOME. The game was wicked, we were 2-0 down and then Adebola scored, which was awesome, and then Nicky Maynard scored, which was even more awesome because it was like 3 minutes before the end of the match. Yay! And even though it was raining, my mate who sits at the front said that if we scored he'd take his top off... and he did. He was shivering, and his hair looked a bit like a cheestring. Then I got a ride home in my uncles Mercedes
And as I said, the first song in this is to be sung to the tune of Complicated by Avril Lavigne.
On with the show!
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Sam paced slowly around her room, knowing that if she stopped or sat down she'd think of him. Although she was concentrating on each step, she somehow let her mind wander to thoughts of Freddie. He wouldn't cheat on her, would he? It was just such a un-Freddie-ish thing to do. And what if it wasn't his fault? It could have been all Hannah, and Sam had penalised Freddie for nothing. Why did she have to be so in love with him? She started to sing....
SAM
Freddie's gotten really hot
This means girls like him a lot
Especially his monster ex
Who I detest
She stole him away from me
And I never thought I'd see
Daylight or sunshine ever again
I lost a friend
She's such a cow
And I don't know how
She got him at all
It made my heart fall
She's horrid, you see
I think that she's worse than me
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and be so infatuated?
Knowing I can't kiss him right now just makes me so frustrated
I'm meant to be tough
And so mean
And so street
But I can't stop crying
When I think of all the happy times when me and Freddie dated
No, no, no
She collapsed back on her bed, no idea what to do.
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Carly sat on her couch, chewing her lip. She didn't know the whole story behind the Sam and Freddie situation but she knew it had something to do with Hannah and her sluttish behaviour. And she couldn't stand seeing her two best friends torn apart by one girl. She had to talk to her.
~10 Minutes Later~
Carly knocked on the front door of Hannah's place for the third time, feeling impatient at the lack of response.
It took several minutes (and a lot of agitated knocking for Carly) for Hannah to appear, looking tired and holding some straighteners.
'What?' she asked, looking annoyed.
'Can I talk to you inside?'
'Ugh... fine.'
Hannah turned and walked into her house. Carly followed her into a living room, where Hannah immediately stood in front of a large ornate mirror and resumed doing her hair.
'So what do you want?'
'I have to talk to you about Sam and Freddie.'
Hannah sighed and rolled her eyes. 'That old thing?'
'Yeah. Listen, you've really upset them both. They really liked each other and you just blew it.'
'Whatever.'
'Then apologise.'
'No.'
'Why?'
'It's too fun!'
It took all Carly had not to tear the sofa apart and beat Hannah senseless with it. Instead, she started to sing.
CARLY
I know you like Freddie
But I know Sam does more
It was verging on to love
Something I can't ignore
So why don't you say sorry
For splitting up my friends
It can't be that big a deal
So please go make amends
HANNAH
Why wouldn't Freddie want me?
When I've got this much to flaunt
Truth is I've still got m eye on him
And I get what I want
So I'm not gonna go and say sorry
I haven't done anything wrong
You can do nothing to convince me
So what's the point of this song?
CARLY
Say sorry, just do it
You can be nice, prove it!
And help them get back on the road to love
Say sorry, please say it
You've hurt them, repay it!
And let them get on with their Seddie stuff!
(a/n: I am SO sorry about that line!)
HANNAH
Um... nope.
CARLY
Well maybe if we struck a deal
That will get it done
I can introduce you to hot boys
And you can have some fun
HANNAH
Hot boys, you say? I'm intrigued
Just how many would be?
CARLY
A lot, I promise. A lot, a lot
And really, really, really hot
It's a male model convention
Tickets are on me
Courtesy of ANTM, thanks to iCarly!
HANNAH
Okay, then, give me the ticks
I'll go solve the relationship fix
They'll be so in love you won't even know it
Making out, I swear they'll show it
Carly nodded. 'Good to see we've reached an agreement.'
She'd barely finished her sentence when Hannah dropped the straighteners and ran out the door yelling 'Whatever!'
She ran straight round to Sam's place, the prospect of all those hot models never out of her mind. She knocked on the door eagerly. Sam answered quickly.
'Fred-? Oh, it's you.'
She started to close it but Hannah stuck her foot in the way and entered. 'Sam,' she exhaled, trying to get her breath back. 'I'm here to... apologise.'
Sam raised an eyebrow. 'Huh?'
'Yeah... Can I come in?'
'Uh... okay,' Sam let Hannah in and led her through to the kitchen, where she'd been sitting before. There was an awkward silence as the two sat down at the bar. 'So, you're sorry?'
'I guess...'
'You guess?'
HANNAH
Well, can you blame me?
Freddie's totally hot!
SAM
Yeah, but he was mine
The one good thing I've got
So hands off...
HANNAH
So what I'm trying to say is
I'm sorry for stealing your boy
Sorry for every bitch and bite
Sorry for every ploy
I never thought I'd say this but
Apologies to you
SAM
How do I know you mean it?
The first time we were through
In the situation before
I thought I'd seen the last of you
HANNAH
So what I'm trying to say is
Maybe I'm a bit of a bitch?
Sorry for making out with Freddie
I really couldn't resist
I never thought I'd say this but
Apologies to you
SAM
So this was all your fault?
And Freddie did nothing?
I've got to go and talk to him
Make up for everything
I never thought I'd say this but
Hannah, thank you
Sam and Hannah both ran out of the door at equal, really fast speeds; Sam to get out and talk to Freddie, Hannah to collect her tickets. All the way to Freddie's place, Sam had butterflies in her stomach.
This is gonna be good! She thought.
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Okay... a few songs and... that's it. I hope it was alright.
Next chapter is the final one, two songs in it. I've got both of them written, I just need to sort everything out. And then I'm done!
I love finishing fics, it makes me feel so accomplished. I'm gonna try and finish most of my stories before my new Seddie one, which hopefully will be epic.
Reviews are love!
Charz
Xoxox