Hey guys, just another 100 ways to know if your obsessed with twilight =)

When you see a film with bears in it you immediately shout Emmett

Now not only is Edward/jasper/Emmett/Jacob/Seth your boyfriend but your now engaged

And you told Alice she can plan the wedding

You plan on going shopping with Rosalie and Alice

You can make ANY color refer back to twilight (e.g. marble; Edward's skin, Purple; the color of Bella's Bedspread)

When you have to make a business card in geography you put the address in Forks

And when your friend says no cos' she hates twilight you have a go at her

And don't talk to her for the rest of the day

You tell your mom frequently your boyfriend is sexy

And when she disagrees you say. 'Course he is he's Edward/japer/Emmett/Jacob/Seth'

You sing your name with 'Edwardian script'

Cos' your best friend is stupid and wont show you how to upload fonts

Your friends get annoyed with you when you say 'you wouldn't understand it's a twilight thing'

In ICT when you were allowed to do a presentation on anything pretty much half your class chose twilight

And you got kinda annoyed cos' you want to be original

When your friend said she was gonna burn twilight you screamed at her.

When you saw the movie you were bouncing in your seat before hand

And you even had 'Happy Twilight day hats'

But then had to take them off cos' the lady behind couldn't see

When you saw the Cullen's walk past the window (in the movie) your row screamed

Ditto when they all entered

And when anything related back to the book you all screamed again

And got threatened to be thrown out if you didn't stop screaming

So you spent most of the movie with your fist in your mouth

You have loads of twilight related bracelets

And got all your friends some for Christmas

And their birthdays

When you say something and your family has no clue what it means (cos' it's twilight related) your mom shakes her head and says 'it's probably just that twilight thing again'

And have a go at her because she called twilight a thing

You still think Kristen stewart is not pretty enough

And you think she's a slag

When you have a green apple at school your best friend shouts at you and tells you ,you have the wrong apple

And you apologize

Your room is covered in twilight related things

As is your door

You watched the twilight spoof and laugh even though it's taking the Mickey out of twilight

Your computer background/ screensaver is about twilight

And your twilight books now have a shrine on your shelf

You spent hours looking on eBay for twilight; tops, jumpers, hoodies etc..

You quote the book at every possible moment

You get annoyed at the people who only like twilight because of the film

And when the say there obsessed you laugh and say no your not

You've made your own list

And have been nodding at most of these

You have now bought strawberry shampoo

And are very proud of it

However your really annoyed because you can't find freesia Body wash

ANYWHERE!

You have long conversations on MSN/ text about twilight

When anyone mentions biology you say 'I'm gonna take biology'

And everyone's like ' That's nice'

And think your weird

Which your are but..yeah

You have now made up a werewolf smiley face as well

You use the name 'Edward, jasper etc..' as codenames for people you and your friends fancy

You contacts of your friends have their name and there 'boyfriend'

Your skin on bebo pretty much always has something to do with twilight

Ditto your msn name

You've made a twilight icon

Or at least searched for loads

You look on deviant art for twilight related stuff

You think twilight haters should go and bury themselves

You refer to twilight as the black and red bible

You rip twilight posters off phone boxes

You are planning/ already have a twilight related t-shirt

You have framed your ticket from when you saw twilight

You gladly tell your family when it's twilight

They all look at you funny

As per usual

You tell your friends your psychic like Alice

Which you obviously are

And also tell people you can read minds

Of course duh!?

You have been searching for your own meadow

You looked at forks on Google maps

And la push

And saw how far they were away from each other

You also looked for Isle Esme

And shouted at your computer because it said it couldn't find it

You then proceeded to tell your dad that Google was broken

When your mom told your brother to Google something you said' go on Google it! Go on! Go on! GOOGLE it!'

Your screen name/ email has something to do with twilight

When your science teacher writes a bad joke about vampires and coffins on the board you have a go at him

Just before a test

And he gets mad at you

And when you mention it on parents evening he tells your parents your completely obsessed with vampires

And werewolves

Your science teacher has decided to split up your group because you talk to much, mostly about twilight

You know everything there is to know about twilight

When you are bored in class your thought automatically go to twilight

Since you've read twilight, other books seem rubbish

One of your friends is so obsessed with twilight she wrote a twilight song

And another one wrote a poem

Whenever you have an apple you hold it and say 'TWILGHT!'

And when you have a green apple your friend has a go at you and tells you you have the wrong apple

When you listen to songs you think 'wow this suits twilight'

You find yourself wanting to bite people more often.

In your free time in ICT lessons you always go on stephenie meyer's website

And/or twilight fanfiction

Everyone thinks your absolutely obsessed and insane

But you know you are