Hey guys, just another 100 ways to know if your obsessed with twilight =)
When you see a film with bears in it you immediately shout Emmett
Now not only is Edward/jasper/Emmett/Jacob/Seth your boyfriend but your now engaged
And you told Alice she can plan the wedding
You plan on going shopping with Rosalie and Alice
You can make ANY color refer back to twilight (e.g. marble; Edward's skin, Purple; the color of Bella's Bedspread)
When you have to make a business card in geography you put the address in Forks
And when your friend says no cos' she hates twilight you have a go at her
And don't talk to her for the rest of the day
You tell your mom frequently your boyfriend is sexy
And when she disagrees you say. 'Course he is he's Edward/japer/Emmett/Jacob/Seth'
You sing your name with 'Edwardian script'
Cos' your best friend is stupid and wont show you how to upload fonts
Your friends get annoyed with you when you say 'you wouldn't understand it's a twilight thing'
In ICT when you were allowed to do a presentation on anything pretty much half your class chose twilight
And you got kinda annoyed cos' you want to be original
When your friend said she was gonna burn twilight you screamed at her.
When you saw the movie you were bouncing in your seat before hand
And you even had 'Happy Twilight day hats'
But then had to take them off cos' the lady behind couldn't see
When you saw the Cullen's walk past the window (in the movie) your row screamed
Ditto when they all entered
And when anything related back to the book you all screamed again
And got threatened to be thrown out if you didn't stop screaming
So you spent most of the movie with your fist in your mouth
You have loads of twilight related bracelets
And got all your friends some for Christmas
And their birthdays
When you say something and your family has no clue what it means (cos' it's twilight related) your mom shakes her head and says 'it's probably just that twilight thing again'
And have a go at her because she called twilight a thing
You still think Kristen stewart is not pretty enough
And you think she's a slag
When you have a green apple at school your best friend shouts at you and tells you ,you have the wrong apple
And you apologize
Your room is covered in twilight related things
As is your door
You watched the twilight spoof and laugh even though it's taking the Mickey out of twilight
Your computer background/ screensaver is about twilight
And your twilight books now have a shrine on your shelf
You spent hours looking on eBay for twilight; tops, jumpers, hoodies etc..
You quote the book at every possible moment
You get annoyed at the people who only like twilight because of the film
And when the say there obsessed you laugh and say no your not
You've made your own list
And have been nodding at most of these
You have now bought strawberry shampoo
And are very proud of it
However your really annoyed because you can't find freesia Body wash
ANYWHERE!
You have long conversations on MSN/ text about twilight
When anyone mentions biology you say 'I'm gonna take biology'
And everyone's like ' That's nice'
And think your weird
Which your are but..yeah
You have now made up a werewolf smiley face as well
You use the name 'Edward, jasper etc..' as codenames for people you and your friends fancy
You contacts of your friends have their name and there 'boyfriend'
Your skin on bebo pretty much always has something to do with twilight
Ditto your msn name
You've made a twilight icon
Or at least searched for loads
You look on deviant art for twilight related stuff
You think twilight haters should go and bury themselves
You refer to twilight as the black and red bible
You rip twilight posters off phone boxes
You are planning/ already have a twilight related t-shirt
You have framed your ticket from when you saw twilight
You gladly tell your family when it's twilight
They all look at you funny
As per usual
You tell your friends your psychic like Alice
Which you obviously are
And also tell people you can read minds
Of course duh!?
You have been searching for your own meadow
You looked at forks on Google maps
And la push
And saw how far they were away from each other
You also looked for Isle Esme
And shouted at your computer because it said it couldn't find it
You then proceeded to tell your dad that Google was broken
When your mom told your brother to Google something you said' go on Google it! Go on! Go on! GOOGLE it!'
Your screen name/ email has something to do with twilight
When your science teacher writes a bad joke about vampires and coffins on the board you have a go at him
Just before a test
And he gets mad at you
And when you mention it on parents evening he tells your parents your completely obsessed with vampires
And werewolves
Your science teacher has decided to split up your group because you talk to much, mostly about twilight
You know everything there is to know about twilight
When you are bored in class your thought automatically go to twilight
Since you've read twilight, other books seem rubbish
One of your friends is so obsessed with twilight she wrote a twilight song
And another one wrote a poem
Whenever you have an apple you hold it and say 'TWILGHT!'
And when you have a green apple your friend has a go at you and tells you you have the wrong apple
When you listen to songs you think 'wow this suits twilight'
You find yourself wanting to bite people more often.
In your free time in ICT lessons you always go on stephenie meyer's website
And/or twilight fanfiction
Everyone thinks your absolutely obsessed and insane
But you know you are
