Heyy
As promised I've updated quickly lol
Thanks so much for the review everyone. Reviews make me happy =D
So please read my other stories and R&R

Special thanks to twilightsun01, AutumnSpring, xCharlotteCullen and vampiregirl1654 your reviews were awesome =) But thanks everyone

You know you're obsessed with Twilight when your best friend says, "You can't talk about Twilight all day today", it is a challenge, and then you tell her you can't do it!- twilightsun01

You start eating 'Bella's' food.

When your maths teacher says your gonna lear trig you look at your friend and say 'TRIG'

Ditto Biology

You have twilightous, a disease that makes you addictied to twilight

When you go to the doctor's you tell your mom that you want a different doctor. When she asks why you say 'Cos' his name's not Carlisle, he doesn't have a wife called esme, or adopt any children and he's NOT A VAMPIRE'

When you watch hospital programs and someone is dying you scream 'CARLISLE SAVE THEM!'

You have the whole official twilight soundtrack on your iPod/ MP3

You have read loads of these lists

And reviewed them

And realized that they were pretty much all true

Twilight has bought you and your best friend so much closer

You growl a lot more

And have learnt how to pounce

You insult your brother/ sister by saying there a werewolf/vampire (depending on what you are)

And by saying they smell like werewolf/ vampire

You insult your friend by saying she's a dog

And she growls at you

You hate the fact that you have to wait a year for New Moon

But in a way don't want to see it

Cos' your gonna cry SOOOO much

When you told your friend she laughed at you

Cos' she's team Jacob and said it was her movie

You have pictures of the twilight boys around your room

When you did a geography project you wanted Kellan Lutz to be your sponser

But your stupid friends said no =(

You go on fanfiction like everydoor to see if the twilight story's you have subscribed to have any updates

And get sad when they don't

You looked for Wuthering Heights in you library

And got sad when they didn't have it

But are now happy cos' you found it today =)

When you saw the film 'The Lost Boys' you kept saying 'Keh soo stereotypical!'

You were so happy when they announced that they were gonna keep Taylor Lautner as Jacob

In fact you screamed

You can relate ANYTHING to twilight

Whenever you see/find glitter you pour it over yourself

And everyone else

When you were in history and saw a husky on a video you and your friend went 'IT'S JACOB!'

When someone says vampires and werewolves aren't real, you shout at them and give them a lecture

You leave your window open for Edward at night

If you ever get a dog you know your gonna call it Jacob, Quil, Embry, Seth etc…

You search EVERYWHERE for silver Volvo's or any of the other cars in twilight

And told your dad you want a yellow Porsche for your 18th birthday

And he laughed at you

And you sulked for days

You want to buy contacts in the colour of; butterscotch or red

Apple's are now your favorite fruit

And whenever you have one you hold it the twilight way

On your bebo, facebook or whatever you put your location as Forks

Or Isle Esme

Or La Push

You and your friend want to go to twilight college

And if one doesn't exist…well it should

And if you did got there you would totally get A* in like EVERY area

You wrote on you science work Lauren Ashley Cullen (or your name lol)

When you watched P.S. I love you, you screamed at the women cos' one of her job options was vampire slayer

You think van helsing is Gay!

And he obviously never met Edward Cullen

You got jealous of your friends mom because she read twilight but your mom refuses.

Cos she knows how obsessed you are

And reefer's to twilight as 'That vampire thing'

When your in the car and your parent's are driving you say 'Why are we going so slow'

And they look at you weirdly cos' there going at 70MPH

You think they could have cast bella better

By picking you!

You have random conversations by yourself with the twilight characters

And have to admit that they do give a good conversation

And when you tell your mom she laughs at you

Ditto with the rest of your family

You really want to go to a ballet studio just to see if James is there

And if he is you would willingly stretch out your arm and say 'Go on James bite me!'

In R.E. you tell your teacher your not Christian you're a cullenist

You scream at anyone who says Twilight is fiction

And that Edward is't real

Or that vampires don't exist

Cos' they TOTALLY do!!

Your 3 new favorite gemstones are; ruby, onyx and topaz

When people say 'Hot or Cold' there really asking 'Jacob or Edward' And you only know this if you are a true twi-nerd!

You like enchanted cos' the prince is called Edward

You have saved loads of twilight icons

You have also made a twilight icon

When you saw the 'Little Big Planet' advert you screamed cos' the surname was Cullen!

You feel really bad when eating gummy bears now

You love being in the rain cos' it reminds you so much of forks

When you looked on Google maps you were really happy to find out that Volterra was a real place

You are a true twi-nerd if you cried in new moon when Edward left

You and your friends came up to the conclusion that it was Alice's fault Edward left cos' she should have SEEN that Jasper was going to attack Bella

You refer to a radiator as a Jacob and a freezer as an Edward

You screamed when you realized 'Emmett' was in 90210

And also screamed at Emmett cos he was being mean!

You don't like Breaking Dawn

Only because it was the end

When your friend come's in with feathers on her, you immediately thing of 'things' (lol)

You insisted that your mom bought cranberry juice

And every time you drink it you refer to it as 'blood'

Your dictionary on word now recognizes things such as; Volturi, Aro etc…

You have introduced at least 2 people to twilight

And they thank you constantly

You bribe people with Edward Cullen

You think that Stephenie Meyer could take over the world if she wanted

All she'd have to do was offer Edward/ Emmett/ jasper/ Jacob/ Seth

Thanks for everone who reviewed. And please review this one

I hope you all enjoyed, however i need suggestions!! lol i'm running out!!
But thanks

R&R

P.S. Sorry about it not being numbered. I do numbers on word when i write it. But it never shows up on here :S