Disclaimer: I don't own the song, Edward and his thoughts, or Twilight. I only own my awesome parodies.
Edward's Parody to James Blunt's You're Beautiful
My life is vacant.
My love's not sure.
I saw a human.
Blood I can't endure.
She was with a group of people.
And I can't read her mind.
All I can do is run away,
No time to be a man.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face – you tripped over a shoelace
And I ran to catch you.
I can't risk to tell the truth.
If she was mine, she would die
And she can't know why.
She could tell from my stature that I was
Not a normal guy.
She wants to be a monster, I just can't understand.
This isn't going as I had it planned.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
You are in this world, to which you were hurled
And I chose to be with you.
Why did I tell you the truth?
….
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
You're the only human who would accept me.
But I endangered you with the entire truth.
Which brings us back to you.
My Bella, I'm in love with you.
Guys, this is like, my best parody. It's offbeat a bit but I think it's my ultimate best.
Inspired by Twilight.