I'm sorry for all the Elizabeth jokes in the last chapter. I'll try not to let it happen again.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, only the Idea to combine Potter puppets and Pirates together.
Jack (comes out of nowhere): Hello! I'm Jack Sparrow!
Will( comes out of nowhere and stands behind Jack. He still has the squeaky voice): And I'm Will Turner! Sigh…. Jack, I'm awfully bored today. What can we do?
Jack: We can drink rum!
Will: No.
Jack pouts
Jack: I'VE GOT IT! Let's go bother Beckett!
Will: Now that sounds like fun!
Jack and Will go into the room where Beckett is standing.
Beckett: I am Beckett, owner of the E.I.T.C.
Jack: (whispering to Will): Ok, on the count of three, we bother him! One… two…. Three!
Jack and Will jump on Beckett and start poking him
Jack and Will: Bother, bother, bother!
Beckett: Oh no.
Jack and Will back away from him
Will: Look at him, Jack! All that steam rolling out of his head. He's like steamed cauliflower!
Jack: Why cauliflower?
Will: The wig. Now, back to what I was saying. It's not right to mess with human emotions.
Jack: It's fun though, isn't it!?!?
Will: Sure is! Want to do it again?
Jack: yep!
Jack and Will jump on Beckett and start poking him again
Jack and Will: Bother, bother, bother!
Beckett: Oh no! Stop, please!
Jack and Will: Bother, bother, bother!
Beckett looses his patience and pulls out his sword. Jack and Will don't notice this, and continue bothering him.
Beckett: BOTHER! (stabs Jack with the sword) BOTHER! (stabs Will with the sword)
Jack and Will die.
Beckett puts the sword away
Beckett: Peace at last!
Norrington comes up, and sees Jack and Will's corpses lying on the ground.
Norrington: What happened to Jack and Will?
Beckett: I don't know. But I liked the part where they stopped moving!
Norrington: Oh well. NAKED TIME!
Norrington pulls off his clothes. Beckett shakes his head as his employee continues to embarrass him
Beckett: God help me.