Bella's POV
All of a sudden I woke up. Wow. I have been having some strange dreams lately. First the bear, then a mountain lion! What was going on here! I turned over, and there he was. Looking as perfect as always. Just as I begin to tell him about my strange dreams, a fridge dropped down from the roof! It was glowing green like a thing that glows green; it had its electrical cable swinging around like a whip. It lashed out, striking Edward in the groin. He instantly roared into flames and fell into numerous pieces. I thought it would dispose of me the same way it did him, when I felt a strange alien presence in my mind.
Then it was blackness. I couldn't see, or feel anything. Nothing.
Jacob's POV
Life sucks. Bella was off with the bloodsucker, while I was left here alone. And even worse, I had to go on patrol.
I began to walk into the woods, when I saw an old fridge. Just sitting there. It looked like it was letting off a faint green glow. I walked up to it. As I got closer I saw that the plug was hovering above ground, must be stuck on a branch.
All of a sudden I saw Bella walk out of the bushes towards me. She had a blank stare in her eyes, like she was being possessed by some freaky fridge-like alien. I dismissed the thought from my head quickly, what have I been eating?
She began to walk closer, then out of the corner of my eye I saw that the fridge had three, no, four plugs. How odd.
Then it was upon me. The plugs whipping and lashing like whips. I tried to phase, but couldn't. What was going on here! I felt the cables tighten around my wrists and ankles, holding me in place.
Bella began to advance, why wasn't she doing anything to help me! Then I figured it out.
She was being possessed by a fridge-like alien! She pulled a knife out of her pocket, the kind you use to skin animals. I began to shout and scream at her to stop.
It was like she couldn't even hear me. I felt a burning sensation in my stomach. I felt it again in a different place. Then I felt it on my face, tearing half of it off. I whispered "Bella, your dad was paying me to stay with you. I've always found you to be a whiny little bitch that just needs to shut the hell up once in a while."
Then I felt nothing. I ceased to exist.