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Max P.O.V
What is wrong with him? I thought. I quickly, and gently, eased Fang off of me. "No, Fang, we can't," He looked at me, seeming really confused. "What about my Mountain Dew?" (A/N Sean decided to put that in) I just stared at him. "What the hell?" He chuckled and leaned in. "I want my Mountain Dew," And with that, he walked out, leaving me really fiduddled ( Funny) And stared out the door. "Oh yeah!" I said. "Well what about that trampy red-head of yours?" That question came out of no where. As soon as I said it, Fang was standing in my doorway, grinding his teeth together. "What!" He shouted furiously. "All I want is my Mountain Dew, and you bring that bitch up? Oh I get it, you want my Mountain Dew, well, go drink some pee instead!" (Blake came up with that one) I stared at him, mouth open. Then, I cracked up. I was rolling on the floor, holding my stomach and gurgling. "HAHAHAHA" I laughed over and over. Fang was staring at me as if I just turned into a magical princessy toad wearing a wedding gown and a baseball cap. "Wow" Fang said, widening his mouth on the "O". I stood up and ran over to him. "Hey, pee boy, where is she?" He looked confused at first and then said. " I like to move it move it I like to move it move it, you like to MOVE IT" When he did that, he was doing the Egyptian dance, shaking his head like a chicken and moving back and forth. (Susanna's Idea) "I gawked at him. What the heck? I started laughing again and Iggy came in, looking confused. Then all of the sudden, he dropped the spatula he was holding and started laughing. "Fang, what the hell man," At this, Fang stopped and looked up at Iggy, smiling. Wait, Fang. Smiling? "You like to MOVE IT!" He shouted. OMG! WTH! This started a new round of laughing as the girls and Gazzy came in. They all started cracking up because Fang was now doing the chicken dance, bucking like one too. "HAHAHAHA" We all laughed so hard, that we were on the floor, holding our stomachs. Then, my phone went off. Funny, that's not my ring tone. It was singing, "All The single Ladies" (Nicole's idea, but wait, she has more) Guess what Fang did, he dropped to the floor and started doing the worm. He barked like a dog and stuck his teeth out so that he looked like a mouse. I looked over at Angel, who was laughing really hard. "Angel?" I asked. She stopped laughing and looked at me innocently. "Yeah?" "Are you doing this?" She shook her head no. I stared at her. What? Fang was doing this by himself? What the-? Suddenly Fang stood up and walked over to me. He must be like drunk or something. "Hey" He said. "May I have this Dance" he bowed down and put his left hand out. I giggled and took it. I put in my CD Alvin and The chipmunks and pressed number fourteen and then play. As soon as it started playing, Fang was moving his legs side-to-side with his arms pumping up in between. He looked like a freaking hillbilly! All the sudden, Fang stopped dancing and, well, there was a wet spot on the crotch of Fang's jeans (Samantha's Idea) We all snickered, trying to maintain our laughter. Fang didn't seem to notice though. He was too busy running around in a circle around the room, gurgling. Next, he was jumping up and down waving his arms and saying "I'm a pretty bird (sounds like a parrot makes here)" He said it over and over until, a minute passed and he stopped. All of the sudden, there was a big bulge in his pants, right on the wet spot ( Nick's idea, he's weird, no offense Nick! Nick: Non taken) His head snapped over to look at me. Oh no. I screamed and ran out of the room and down the stairs. When I looked up, I saw Fang doing summersaults down the wooden stairs. Ow. He landed perfectly on his feet and jumped up to me. "So," He said, looking, well, funny. "Can I drink out of the toilet?" (My idea) "I snickered and then nodded. I ran into the kitchen to get the camera, while Fang slowly walked up the stairs, holding his arms out saying, "Join US!" In a zombie tone. I laughed again and then followed Fang up the stairs, I turned the camera on. "Guys!" I yelled, "Come here! Fang's about to drink out of the toilet!" I heard footsteps and snickering as we entered the bathroom. Fang lifted up the toilet seat. Uh-oh, someone forgot to flush. I stared as Fang drank out of the toilet filled with yellow water and made sure the camera was recording. It was. Was he a dog or something? He was sure acting like one. When Fang was done, He unzipped his pants and went, in front of us. I made and Ick face and looked away. "Ugh" I said. "What?" Fang asked. "It needed some flavor" "Ugh!" I said again, turning the camera back towards him as he, uh, went. I heard watered being moved and the toilet seat slammed back down. Fang and everyone else walked out of the bathroom, with Fang pumping his fists in the air above him and literally screaming "I Had An Affair!" I gawked at him. I'm so glad the camera is still on! I'm never going to let him live this down! Fang suddenly turned around to look at me and shouted "Will you marry me?" Right in front of everyone. I laughed and Fang…… Farted. "FANG!" Everyone shouted, except Gazzy, who gave him a high five. I waved my hand in front of my face. Pinching my nose. "FANG. SNAP OUTZ OF IT!" Fang's eyes glazed over and then back to normal. "Uh huh oh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh!" HE shouted, jump marching around the entire hallway. This is going to be harder than I thought. I stomped over to him and punched him in the forehead. He stumbled backwards and looked at me…. With tears in his eyes. "That was mean!" He shouted, sounding like a two year old. "Meanie!" He turned on his heel and ran to his room, screaming and crying. I totally got this on tape!
OKAY This is so not over yet. It's a humor thing so we're changing the one thingy. We hope you thought it was funny. I'm saving everyone else's ideas for the next chapter, hope you like it!!!!! Review! : )