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Seahorses
Shigure's eyes widened to the size of grapefruits. "ME?! I'm an irresponsible PERVERT! Why in the HELL would you want children with ME?!"
Hatori's visible eye rested steadily on the inu. "Because you have taken care of Yuki, Kyo and Tohru, proving you wll rise to the challenge when needed to, and I do not trust the rest of the males in the Zodiac to do that."
"Hey!" Ayame whined.
Hatori glared.
"Ok so I can be a bit unreliable at times." Ayame understated.
Hatori rolled his eyes and asked, "So will you?"
"Will I what?" Shigure questioned coyly.
"Impregnate me with your sperm." Hatori reliped bluntly.
Shigure smirked, "All right, but I warn you. I only do it doggy style."
"Of course you do." Tohru grinned, appearing behind Ayame, "You are a dog. You do everything doggy style!"
Ayame burst out in laughter, as Tohru had NO IDEA what she was talking about.
Kyo pulled Tohru by the arm into the other room in order to spare her virgin ears, whilst Yuki asked calmly, "Why are you participating in such acts as that with Shigure? I look up to you, you know."
"Yuki-"
"I am a very desirable man, Yuki. I kew it wouldn't take long for me to bed EVERY person alive." Shigure replied with a smirk, which was wiped away from his mouth the moment Hatori threw his suitcase across his head.
"I want children. He has the least tainted genes between him and Ayame." Hatori responded.
"You realise you are male, correct? Or is it we who need to take your temerature?" Yuki asked mildly worried.
"Yes. I am a male and I am partially a seahorse, just as you are partially a rat." Hatori replied, and turned to Shigure, "I will meet you at my house in a week. Come on, Aya, lets go."
"THIS IS WONDERFUL! HAHAHAHA! IM GOING TO BE A GODFATHER!"
"We'll see." Hatori muttered.
"I'LL SEE YOU LATER, MY BROTHER! REMEMBER TO NEVER MIX PLAID WITH POLKADOTS!!!"
"I have a headache." yuki put his hand to his forhead. "Hopefully the child will get more of Hatori's genes than yours." Yuki thought a moment. "What are you going to do if its a girl?"
A/N: OH SHIGURE JUST GOT OWNED!... Ok read and reveiw please! Next chapter should be up soon.