Gatrie
Hee-hee. That's a good story, but it won't live up to mine!
So anyway, you know how I just ooze manliness and all that? Well one day, I ran into the hottest girl in the world. I mean she was just hot!
She had long flowing golden hair and she was almost as tall as me. Her mouth was such a pretty sight. And her skills with a knife nearly knocked me off my feet. I asked her if she had a boyfriend.
She said no. And it was about this time that ol' Gatrie's heart began to beat like a drum. I walked over to her and I touched her hand. She looked at me delicately, which is why I was so surprised when she slapped me in the face. It hurt.
I asked her why she did that and she said, "It's because I like girls."
And at that time, I didn't have any clue what she was talking about, and so my brain got this idea that we had so much in common! So then I started to follow her around. She kept turning around and glaring at me, in that way Shinon does, and if she had been Shinon, I would have known that she was mad at me, but since she was a girl, I thought that it meant she wanted me.
At least until she held a knife to my face and said, "If you don't leave me alone, I swear I'll kill you!" Then I knew she was mad at me. So then I decided to go home, but this hottest girl ever just rejected me, so I cried like a little school girl. I walked all the way home and Shinon laughed like he was happy I got rejected or something.
Then the girl followed me and said, "Hey, I'm sorry that I had to do that. But you weren't getting the point. Let me reinstate: I like girls."
Then some other hot girl came out of nowhere and I heard her say, "Hey, honey" and I was all "Oh!"
Then they got into some…