Rhys
Haha. That's delightful! Yes, Kieran is always a handful isn't he? This is a story about Titania.
Titania frowned. "Not the one about the crazy berries, Rhys, anything but that one…"
"But it's funny!" he said, trying to stifle a giggle.
"But it's… embarrassing…" she said while blushing.
Soren coughed, "Kumquat Incident."
Gatrie said, "Yeah, and what about my rejection story?"
"Well, okay…" Titania eventually caved.
One day we were walking along a shoreline, when I picked up a cockleshell. It was glistening in the morning sun. The waves were pushing saltwater at my feet. Titania looked beautiful in the sunlight, with her hair glowing the color of ripe cherries… Boyd, there is really no need to get jealous, this is the way I tell stories.
"Yeah," Boyd said, "Tell that to Titania…"
She looked at me and she said to me, "We should head back soon."
And unfortunately, it was too late by the time that she said that because I fell face down in the sand. "RHYS! RHYS!" I remember hearing her say. Then a creepy guy showed up and said that he had a cure for my exhaustion.
"These berries," he said, "possess rare magical healing properties that will cure your ailments. But do not feed them to a healthy person, or they will go MAD!"
I tried the berries. They were the most disgusting berries in the world, but apparently my face didn't sway Titania any, because after I turned my head around for a second she was eating a whole handful of berries.
"Wow, Titania! Way to listen!" Soren remarked sarcastically.
Titania sighed, "I did have a reason for wanting Rhys not to tell this one."
"What are you doing!?" I asked, "You heard what the man said!"
"It's just natural curiosity toward the un-un-un-un," she said and then she started laughing like I did that one time Shinon said "Poopy nappie".
Shinon said, "NEVER bring that up AGAIN!"
Then she started… swinging…from the tree with her hair, and I can't tell this story anymore-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Rolf, it's your turn!